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anyone got any ideas for a movie?
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since me and my friends are done making our prom video and skiing and snowboarding is pretty much over for us, we dont have anything to film. We want to make a short movie, that would be pretty cool. Anyone got any really phatt ideas for a rough storyline?
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seth
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and you dont IM me first, idiot... I have a ton of ideas that I film n edit in the summer... im gonna IM you in a seconds with some stuff, hehe, dont want the losers on the board to find out my plotlines :-D
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get a bag of tweak then think of them yourself.. you will apreciate your work more if you do that.
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yeah man. i dont think a lot of people are gonna be down with posting the ideas in the open. ive got a few that might work.
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haha uh, no not porno
is you have any ideas that you think would be cool just msg me or something... i already have some ideas for short movies that are gonna be pretty dope
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seth
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Here it is!:
He's a lounge-singing Amish gentleman spy on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a beautiful communist traffic cop prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
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uhhh...
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OK, Ok. k,here it is: ok, theres this DR. right? and he wants to try this mind game with four people by putting them into one room together for 3 months. alright, so far so good.
who are these 4 people?
1. Cindy: ditzy slut
2. Rob: drug dealer
3. Nathan: Gay boxer, obsessed with han solo
4. Louise: obsesive compulsive secretary
ok, cindy loves nathan, but nathan loves rob. and rob is so drugged up that he only loves himself. everybody hates louise becuase she is boosy and obsessed with cleanlyness.
so after about one month, they kill her. and then one night, nathan crawls into bed with rob, but rob is totally homophobic, so he kills nathan in a dopped up rage. then cindy goes insane and kills rob, cause she loved nathan. then cindy gets robs stash, overdoses on crack, freaks out and dies. at the end of the month, the dr. comes back, finds all the bodies and breaks down crying. and you hear sirins in the back ground..............
there are a bunch of sceens you can make up with this plot. i'll post some after i go hit on my gay fiend, kill his harrasers and od on my crack....ciao
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Do jackass stuff: Just get a car, a port-a-potty and some rope. Put a kid with a camera in the port-a-potty attach the rope and drag him at high speeds throughout the streets. I did that once and really pissed of my friend, I wish I had a camera for when he came out, All nasty and covered in poop!
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ahahah! but no im not putting my camera in a porta-potty..lol thats a cool idea though, hmmm
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seth
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Dude, go to playgrounds and video tape your self making little kids cry. That and like harrassing civil servants and stuff. It would be sweet. Sick but sweet.
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ok, one possible sceen:
1. the trade: from 2 oppisite corners of the room, cindy and rob make a trade of crack for money. you have it so that theres some funky music and then cindy looks at the camerea after rob palms her the crack and then she winks.
oh yeah, that sceen is so fucking ultra mega aws.
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uhhhh..im not so sure im getting the whole point to ur plot..is it to entertain? to scare people? to provide information?? what
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seth
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entertain!!!!!
super aws
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i got one. make the bad guy win! make the timer on a bomb be diables like a minute before it blows or make it look like its been disabled with 1-2 seconds remaining then BOOM
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A bunch of guys sitting around, smoking dank, trying to think of a movie. When they're saying their idea, show it, so it'll be like a bunch ofstupid little films in one. Then, at the end have a really cheesy ending, like having the (model) house they're in, blow up. Some random like that.
Or make a James Bond movie with a bunch of skiing/bikiing/skating.
Or, haha, make a freestyle walking movie, but make it all serious, with crapy interview and stuff like that.
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Make a movie that is just opening credits and a song in the background that will really pump you up. Bill it as an action movie. See how long people will put up with watching just opening credits.
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AHAHAHA..oooh man hehehehhe, i wonder how long people would watch credits for, thats great, lol
i like the freestyle walking idea, i think ill do that, heheh
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Ahhh, just make sure to use your friends camera, Tell him to film the inside of port-a-poty for some footage you need, Then lock the door attach the ropes and haul ass! Then avoid him for 2 weeks, go over to his house and steal the tape! Presto one great movie that would out do jackass!
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do something original. the jackass thing is soooooo overplayed
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I dunno some Jackass shit is pretty funny, my suggestion is have a daring person stand on a like... 8 foot high step ladder then hit the ladder at high speed with a car so that the ladder gets wiped out from under him and the car passes by, the guy will land softly on the ashphalt...
First do it with a weight or dumby on the ladder so that you can make sure that he wont land on the back of the car
Also you could tow a shopping cart behind a car arond a tight corner so that the guy goes flying out... it would be best if it were off a cliff into the ocean... or a lake somewhere
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I really like the CKY and Jackass stuff, so what if its way over used. The shit they do is hilarious!
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