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Most Awkward First Sex Talk Ever

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pommes_vertes.
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Jan 3 2010 1:05PM
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superpoluha
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thats fucking funny, 10/10 for you
Jan 3 2010 1:06PM
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rexalicious.
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HAHAHAHAHA.
wow.
he could have googled how to get it off instead of having his parents do it.
Jan 3 2010 1:07PM
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Noss.
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HAHAHHAHHAHHAH
Jan 3 2010 1:07PM
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J-Evs
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hahhahahahahahaahhaha
what kind of parents mells their kids dick
Jan 3 2010 1:08PM
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remove
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Holy Fuckin Shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

but table salt removes leaches

Jan 3 2010 1:09PM
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.frenchy
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you deserve 10/10. hahahahahha

Jan 3 2010 1:12PM
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Afeld
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Best thing is In the title it says "with Pic now" hahahahahah
Jan 3 2010 1:13PM
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kramerbradley35
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"my dad held my cock" what kid would let there dad hold there fuckin dick.
Jan 3 2010 1:20PM
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James.
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lololololololololololol 10/10 for sure
Jan 3 2010 1:21PM
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Dylan_
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lmfao
Jan 3 2010 1:22PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Jan 3 2010 1:23PM
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TheHamburglar
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"my mom sniffs my cock"

...the fuck?
Jan 3 2010 1:25PM
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Hood.[scdb]
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hahahahahahahhahah
Jan 3 2010 1:35PM
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207
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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I laughed for like 10 minutes.
Jan 3 2010 1:39PM
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Click_Here
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
Jan 3 2010 1:40PM
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Jib-Ninja
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repost, but still just as funny as the first time.
Jan 3 2010 1:44PM
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lineskier10
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classic
Jan 3 2010 1:45PM
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tuna.
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i think i may call shenanegans on this one. yes, it's funny, but not that believable.

Jan 3 2010 2:38PM
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jblaski
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Welcome to the internet, I see you're new here....
-Internet rule #1....not everything you read is true.
Jan 3 2010 2:41PM
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TPatel
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hahahahahaha
havn't laughed this hard in a while 10/10.
Jan 3 2010 2:43PM
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rockjumper
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why would his mother ever smell his cock?? why couldnt she just ask him. thats like a dad putting his nose up to his 14 year old daughters vag and smelling for dick.
Jan 3 2010 2:59PM
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Idahoskier420
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poor fella. his mom smelled his cock. hilarious
Jan 3 2010 3:04PM
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theabortionator
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Thats pretty strange. I wonder if that actually went down anything like that. Parent smelling their kids dicks  is pretty fed up.
Jan 3 2010 3:15PM
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Crack.
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hahahhaha
Jan 3 2010 3:23PM
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h_bar
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straight awkward
Jan 3 2010 3:23PM
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Abc567def
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that would suck (no pun intended)
Jan 3 2010 3:24PM
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OhMyBosh
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the internet =/= truth.
Jan 3 2010 3:31PM
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THATS_STREET
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this has to be some kid on the internet bullshiting because i cant imagine this happening in real life.
thats some american pie/teen comedy movie shit right there.
Jan 3 2010 3:38PM
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steezemeister
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hahahahahahahahahhaha

but WHAT THE FUCK "my mom sniffs my cock"
so wrong
Jan 3 2010 4:11PM
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sstricky
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Jan 3 2010 4:13PM
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LMPJibbin
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smelt his dick? wtf
Jan 3 2010 4:15PM
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-Mugatu
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I dont find that story as funny as the previous post before that kid wrote.

"It sounds like the equation goes like this... Busted by Dad>mom>Homeless>cop>Her mom>homo>her dad"
Jan 3 2010 4:24PM
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no_steeze
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reminds me of the time i came out to my parents...my dad was sucking my dick and he was like "wtf lol it tastes like poo" and then they knew i was gay...it was an awkward convo but they accepted me eventhough my parents are strictly homophobic
Jan 3 2010 4:33PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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Ahahahahah that is fucking epic
Jan 3 2010 4:46PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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What a creative story.
Jan 3 2010 4:48PM
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A.Eberhard
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I don't care if it isn't true... I laughed hard no matter what.
Jan 3 2010 5:10PM
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PeeDuBzz
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ahahah o shit gave a good lol
Jan 3 2010 5:17PM
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Shredneck
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Jan 3 2010 5:21PM
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chapz
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hahahah that is nasty.
Jan 3 2010 5:42PM
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Rudy.
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your karma is sky rocketing. hahahahha.

"my mom sniffed my cock"
Jan 3 2010 5:48PM
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DutchhGutss
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hahahaha thats so funny!
Jan 3 2010 5:55PM
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Ryan*
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I smell a repost...
Whatever, I don't care, this is funny a second time.
Jan 3 2010 5:58PM
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Brock.
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true or fake that is so funny
Jan 3 2010 5:58PM
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Blurst
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hahah awesome thread thanks for the lols
Jan 3 2010 6:00PM
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andreweckels
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

sorry its not sticky but i highly recomend you watch it
Jan 3 2010 6:08PM
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Balto
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i see what you did there
Jan 3 2010 6:10PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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rule no.1 is dont talk about /b/ actually
Jan 3 2010 6:12PM
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I_Am_Mod
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just imagine for a second this is real ! :D
Jan 3 2010 6:12PM
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Otter.
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wtf were u doin on that website is the real question assuming you found this...
Jan 4 2010 3:35PM
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beezey
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Pretty sure someone on Ns has posted this before, but in their first person. Fuckin liars.
Jan 4 2010 3:39PM
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