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SlimDunkin.
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Hi, I have a sleep problem and I often find myself up late with nothing to do on NS so, I figured I'd make a thread where people can talk about there crazy new years stories so I can read them.

I'll start, last night was new years eve so of course me and my girlfriend got tanked out of our minds, after all the celebrations and parties were over. Me her and a couple of kids decided to go back to her place. Apparently i turned the wrong direction in the hallway and crawled in bed with her single mom. She had to get out of bed get my girlfriend to get me out of her bed and bring me back to her room. I was so ashamed in the morning despite my major hangover i left through a window...

So there let me here yours...


Jan 2 2010 1:57AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
hearing an obese girl say she can't wear white because of bbq sauce.


Jan 2 2010 1:59AM
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brandon_
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was said mother hot ?
Jan 2 2010 2:01AM
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SlimDunkin.
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Not particularly, she has nice tits though
Jan 2 2010 2:12AM
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ski-swagga
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nice tits is always a plus :)
Jan 2 2010 2:15AM
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SlimDunkin.
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I think so.
Jan 2 2010 2:16AM
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superpoluha
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i know someone that got raped

Jan 2 2010 2:19AM
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SlimDunkin.
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like really raped?
Jan 2 2010 2:21AM
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Microcosm
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Well I began the decade by getting puked on by my ex, but I still had a great time!
Jan 2 2010 2:26AM
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SlimDunkin.
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That deserves a cyber five...
*SLAP*
Jan 2 2010 2:28AM
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SPECK
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me?
Jan 2 2010 3:46AM
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speedy29
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Pong with hard liquor
Champagne at midnight
Being able to see some friends I havent seen in over a year and a half
Awesome night all in all
Jan 2 2010 3:51AM
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SPECK
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giant party, babes, got lost..
Jan 2 2010 3:55AM
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Leafman
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i found out my aunt has breast cancer, great way to start the year
Jan 2 2010 3:58AM
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meth_time
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Jan 2 2010 5:13AM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
damn im sorry
Jan 2 2010 10:58AM
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Username_42069
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po po shut us down down : (
Jan 2 2010 11:06AM
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sammiedee
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i had tacos for supper then later i started watching a movie. during said movie i was just taking the last mouthful of a can of purple Fanta when someone on the movie said something like: "if this sandwich has mayonnaise my diabetes will come back and i can't have children" the Fanta immediately started to come out of my nose so I spit it out. this somehow caused me to throw up a little bit out through my nose and onto the puddle of tasty purple drink. so i went to the bathroom and blew my nose to help get the smell out of there. taco meat came out.

**sparknotes: taco meat came out of my nose.
Jan 2 2010 1:07PM
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B4NE1
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OH nice!!!
Jan 2 2010 1:37PM
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superpoluha
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like legit raped
Jan 2 2010 1:40PM
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ECfreeski3
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i got shitfaced at some gay houseparty. the end.
Jan 2 2010 1:43PM
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Totes_Magotes
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danced, swam, fairly innocent night for once... followed by aking my current gf out, so that was a +
Jan 2 2010 1:57PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Hit some fucker in the face and he almost fell through a pool. Would have been funny if he did.
Jan 2 2010 2:07PM
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Crack.
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I don't know why you're claiming this in this thread..id be pretty fuckin pissed if someone I knew got raped.
Jan 2 2010 2:40PM
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austinvt
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LOTUS in philly


Jan 2 2010 2:46PM
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Justin.B
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Me and a few buddies and a few chicks just chilled in my buddies basement hitting the bong and having a few beers, playin some beer pong and kings. We ended up crashing at 7am after a 4 hour game of marijuana monopoly.

good time had by all
Jan 2 2010 2:47PM
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ScuffDUFF
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partied in south lake.  took it to the streets.  found hot bitches.  partied in south lake. 
Jan 2 2010 4:13PM
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BlackieChan
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as we leave the pregame house tanked out of our faces we run into a group of girls. sounds great right? so one of the dumb hoes decides to talk random shit and slowly wander onto the near by busy road, my buddy yanks her out of traffic and she bails into some bushes. the result- pissed off betch with fists swinging, hittin my buddy in the eye prob 3x and me square in the jaw twice. rest of the night was iight.

spark notes: potentially saved a girl from getting run over, only to get punched in the face as a thank you.
Jan 2 2010 4:22PM
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apcaipse
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Went to a tame party with my best friend and some other friends. No drinking for the kids, sadly. But the parents got drunk and gave us all a bunch of lolz. I slept on a couch with 4 girls and a gay guy, it was pretty sweet. I groped a lot of people and no one seemed to notice, or care. It was pretty fantastic night.
Jan 2 2010 4:27PM
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churchill
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Sleeping with a gay guy does not sound "sweet" or "fantastic" to me. but if you into that, who am i to judge.
Jan 2 2010 5:41PM
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thatguy10-2
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well as awesome as yourr new yers sounds, mine was so better. i was going to  go out to dinner with a lovely lady named julie, but i texted her before asking if she was ready for some loving, then she told me her mom just came down with mono and she had to cancel. no biggie i said. so since all my bros were elsewhere, i chilled at home with my younger sister and my dog, rookie. we enjoyed some nice pizza and i caught up on the next chapter of eclipse, and it just made me become more of a team jacob member. anyway, after i finished reading, i looked on demand and decided to watch Julie and Julila. boy does meryl streep kill me. she is such a doll. anyway, after that movie, i watched the ball drop with a nice glass of black raspberry fresca, and then saw rihanna's performance after. she is SO talented. well, anyway, hope all you newschoolers had half as fun as i did.
Jan 2 2010 6:14PM
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SPECK
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sounds so good
Jan 2 2010 6:20PM
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THUGwife
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dude are you like 9?
Jan 2 2010 6:29PM
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JahJahBinks
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What if he is. Not his fault.
Jan 2 2010 6:33PM
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SPECK
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feisty little 9 year old
Jan 2 2010 6:35PM
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[BRI]noceros
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what the FUCK robbie?
Jan 2 2010 6:42PM
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bhutch
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lame houseparty got way too drunk and woke up with random pack of cigs and a condom not sure where they came from
Jan 2 2010 7:02PM
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The_Cube
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got shit faced, punched in the face, pulled over by 2 cops, interrigating me and my friend about what we were doing and where we were going. then on the cops waki taki it said "alchohal poisoning on Farmington Ave. need backup". then the cops left, soooo lucky, ran to a bitches house 8 blocks away, gay shit there, walked back, smoked a bog at a party, went home, played x box at 3 in the morning
Jan 2 2010 7:07PM
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Valind
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I chilled on the couch with my girl and fell asleep five minutes before the ball dropped. woohoo.
Jan 2 2010 7:24PM
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KarmaInitiative
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i dont like you
Jan 2 2010 8:38PM
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snowaddict91
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Well I went to a party at a friends house, and drank a little more than i thought i did apparently. Woke up at 10:30 in the morning on the floor of his basement, no big deal cause i was planning on that, but I realized I took off my flannel and my pants were around my ankles, and I was the only person still in the basement. I found my shirt and hat and put my pants on and they were all wet. WTF?
I looked in the bucket next to my head and said, "well at least I didn't puke." My friend came down and i found out that apparently i whipped it out and pissed all over their floor, layed in it, and broke a piece off the pool table they just got. I don't remember that...lol
Jan 2 2010 10:53PM
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shrEddie
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thats disgusting.  i dont care if you are 9
Jan 2 2010 11:01PM
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PeterNorth
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rolled a blunt for when the timer hit 12. got shit faced went for the blunt but some one stole it and i spent the rest of the night looking for that blunt. still an ok night tho
Jan 2 2010 11:05PM
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theabortionator
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At a store in albany at like 3am with some friends. Tripping pretty hard. There a black dude with a black velvet suit and hat. At one point he came up behind me and started sniffing me. I was freaking out for a little bit. My friends got me to chill out. The store owner gave him the boot.

I have a beacon that attracts randoms creepers. I don't get it. Always something
Jan 2 2010 11:09PM
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THATS_STREET
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to make a real long story short. was super tanked so was everyone else.

this kid who was my neighbor 5 years ago was at party. no one has seen him or really talk with him besides facebook i guess. i had never liked the kid to begin with. anyway he was being innapropriate with a friend of ours whos a girl. my brother tell him to stop touching her. kid grabs my brothers wrist. my brother tells him to let go. kid doesnt. my brother says if you dont let go ill knock your head off. kid PULLS A FUCKIN KNIFE. withing 20 seconds of the knife gettting pulled he is hit on the head with a beer bottle and is stomp out my me + my other brother and another friend. kid is not welcome around here anymore.

i hate when shit like this happens and im not much of a fighter/hate drama. but pulling a knife out at a family party or really a party in general is stupid. you dont carry a knife or pull it unless you have full intentions of using it and this pussy definetly wasnt gonna do shit. he learned his lesson getting stomped by for dude who are all bigger than him.
Jan 2 2010 11:13PM
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dergblerp
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beer, blowjob, breakfast, barfed.
Jan 2 2010 11:22PM
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Cudder.
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got way to drunk
Jan 2 2010 11:25PM
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i was at a friends party and got hammered played tony hawks ride and a bunch of other xbox games, kicked ass at pool and got like 60 bucks, ordered a pizza, got the door when the pizza was here in womens underwear, got more drunk, found a nerf rocket launcher and we started seeing who could shoot who in the face and balls stayed up all night and worked till 2 in the afternoon at my job (at a waterpark) Great until i Had to go to work
Jan 2 2010 11:36PM
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DDrem.
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drank a twelve pack, bottle of champagne, and MD 20/20 and then puked up my chipotle burrito
Jan 2 2010 11:47PM
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blunts
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:(
Jan 2 2010 11:51PM
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Idahoskier420
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++k for you man
Jan 2 2010 11:54PM
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