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Who would win in a fight? a bear or a hippo?

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RICK_ROSS
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Im saying bear. its science
Jan 1 2010 11:30PM
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Loges
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on land or in the water?
Jan 1 2010 11:30PM
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Piste.Off
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hippo no doubt
Jan 1 2010 11:31PM
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RICK_ROSS
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land, not fair for the bear
Jan 1 2010 11:32PM
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.AR6rider
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a hippo would tear the shit out of a bear anyday IMO
Jan 1 2010 11:32PM
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Hansel.
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chuck norris, /thread
Jan 1 2010 11:32PM
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RICK_ROSS
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this is horse shit. its a bear all the way
Jan 1 2010 11:33PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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kind of bear?
Jan 1 2010 11:33PM
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Abc567def
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hippo would fuck shit up
Jan 1 2010 11:34PM
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hellomynameisjef
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its a fucking bear, but hippos are fucking scary
Jan 1 2010 11:35PM
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RICK_ROSS
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good question, ill go with a grizzly, just because its not looking too good for the bear at this point
Jan 1 2010 11:35PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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then bear
Jan 1 2010 11:37PM
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Mr_Orange
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dude hippos are beast compared to bears, no contest
Jan 1 2010 11:47PM
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pomme-de-terre
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dude. hippos have the toughest fucking skin in town, the bear would be going ape shit all up in that hippos shit and then hippo would just turn around and smack the beeswax out that bears motherfuckin grill.

ye herd?
Jan 1 2010 11:54PM
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RICK_ROSS
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BUT ITS A FUCKING BEAR!
Jan 1 2010 11:56PM
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PeterWojnar
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obviously, a wolf. dumb question.
Jan 2 2010 12:01AM
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ParkLife01
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hippos kill more people each year than any other animal

hippos. 11-17 feet long ...20 being a monster

5-6 feet tall at shoulder average 7 foot at the head

can run at 30 mph............average weight bein 4000 to 7000 lbs...the average bite pressure psi is 1,821 lbs

tooth/fang size 5-7 inches..................used in battles herds up to 50 hippos covered in armor and spikes were sent charging into enemy oppistion

grizzly bears, one of the largest bear species

on all 4s average 3.3 feet to the shoulder when standing 6.6 feet..up to 8 feet being a monster

can run in top speed of 25 -30 mph..average weight 500-900 lbs 1000lbs being a monster average bite pressure bing 630 lbs psi

also used in some battles with armor and shit

      WIKIPEDIA GOT THE ANSWERS

all in all i think the hippo would win but one never knows.... shit can happen....it would be a  crazy ass fight fur sure

Jan 2 2010 12:19AM
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spliff.Life
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yep

on land or water
Jan 2 2010 12:21AM
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2_fadez
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dude. thats fuckin awesome.
Jan 2 2010 12:24AM
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COrider
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hippos, i mean there is no contest there
Jan 2 2010 12:26AM
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FrenchToastMafia
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hippo, there fuckin badass
Jan 2 2010 12:29AM
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Uah
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Getting to see a bear fight a hippo would result in us winning :)

Jan 2 2010 12:36AM
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Hood.[scdb]
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Jan 2 2010 12:37AM
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AB.Zee
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pretty sure grizzlys are bigger than that........but still, hippos would dominate
Jan 2 2010 1:10AM
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FerrisBueller
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Fact. Bears Eat Beats, Bears, Beats, Battlestar Galactica.
Jan 2 2010 1:13AM
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jason...
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Bears are quicker and more nimble, and can use their claws for gashing the shit out of hippos. Bears are definitely the underdog in this fight, but if they use their speed to their advantage they could come out on top.
Jan 2 2010 1:13AM
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deleted5
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Jan 2 2010 1:16AM
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Nurgle
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im going with hippo
Jan 2 2010 1:18AM
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matweary
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A Husky wolf cross would win
Jan 2 2010 1:19AM
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Mooose...
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SEARCHBAR would win.

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/312049/


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Jan 2 2010 1:35AM
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RICK_ROSS
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what are the chances?
Jan 2 2010 12:48PM
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Drewsef.
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Kodiak>Hippo>other bears
Jan 2 2010 1:06PM
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jeremy.g
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hippo-vs-bear.jpg


this lady is sort of a hippo lady. i cant tell who is winning though

Jan 2 2010 1:30PM
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superpoluha
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fail
Jan 2 2010 1:45PM
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JahJahBinks
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yes.
Jan 2 2010 2:03PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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I think polar bear vs. hippo would be a better fight.
Jan 2 2010 4:06PM
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ScuffDUFF
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they are both pussy bitch animals.  my German Shepard would fuck both their worlds up.
Jan 2 2010 4:10PM
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apcaipse
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Hippo > Bear.
ManBearPig > Hippo.
Jan 2 2010 4:19PM
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Negro_Jesus
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Hippo would kick the bears ass on land or in water
Jan 2 2010 4:21PM
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BEARS.
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Jan 2 2010 4:23PM
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apcaipse
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Holy shit. That's a fucking huge bear.
Jan 2 2010 5:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
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I would win, trust me on this one. I've fucked up many a bear in my day.

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Jan 2 2010 5:52PM
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shagalabagala
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...fake

hippo's all day babay.
Jan 2 2010 5:54PM
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**TMAC**
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hippo forsure!!
Jan 6 2010 4:00PM
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Brenone
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^^
Jan 6 2010 4:06PM
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thebeesknees
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bear.  fo sure.
Jan 6 2010 4:18PM
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Logey.
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ummmm not fake? its the worlds largest recorded bear that was shot..

but yeahh hippos would definitly own

Jan 6 2010 4:19PM
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saranac_tortex
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Hippo for sure. Bears are pussys
Jan 6 2010 4:22PM
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white+wolf
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Question: what type of bear is best?
Jan 6 2010 4:57PM
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jamers
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panda bears of course
Jan 6 2010 5:05PM
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Backyard.Skier
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the hippos jaws would crust a bears face!
Jan 6 2010 5:06PM
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