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Need some cheap date ideas.

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AcidKing
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I need to figure out something to do today with the lady. I have no ideas and no money though but plenty of gas in the car.

Too cold to go for a hike, she doesn't skate so I can't really take her to do that with me.

What should we do?
Jan 1 2010 4:45PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
to save money on a condom, do what i do. use tinfoil and a rubber band for her pleasure then lube it up and ease it in inch by inch like a gentleman
Jan 1 2010 4:47PM
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GayWolf420
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take your exposed genitals, insert them into her rectum, then proceed to urinate while your penis is inside of her rectum.
Jan 1 2010 4:49PM
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notomatoplz
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Well, I could think of three things that you guys could do but. one would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.

Jan 1 2010 5:01PM
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GayWolf420
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thats dirty.......
Jan 1 2010 5:03PM
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Jballz
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picnic
Jan 1 2010 5:10PM
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Pisces
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so im going to visit the girl in pittsburgh tomorrow and i think she has stuff planned out for us to do most of the weekend. i know a few of them are the science center, some overlook that looks over the whole city, and some island??? look around where you live for stuff like this. i know you said its cold, but that gives you more of a reason to stay closer to her and keep her warm, which could also be fun. a hike is a lot but something like this overlook shes taking me to really excites me. cant wait to see the whole city at night from above.
Jan 1 2010 5:12PM
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1337
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just bang her?
Jan 1 2010 5:13PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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dude back seat bangin. shits the dopest. And if you have a bigger car and shes a petite woman give it to her cowgirl in the drivers seat. shits perfect. you might have to look to the left or right once and a while to breath because her tits are going to be in you mouth, nose, and eyes. for example I did it at a driving range right next to a pretty big highway and about thirty people beeped when they drove by. It was epiic. its a little difficult to get her off you thoguh so wear some rubber or just do the tin foil thing if shes into metal. And if you have plenty of gas your set. you can drive all over the place and bang her multiple times. trust me bro it works. jst tell her you going to like some expensive ass place and just fuck her on the way. she'll forget all about it. word
Jan 1 2010 5:30PM
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nipples-the-cat
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or you could pull the ol' switch-a-roo and use cactus..

Jan 1 2010 5:33PM
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jeremy.g
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Jan 1 2010 5:33PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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but do you think she would notice???
Jan 1 2010 5:35PM
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nipples-the-cat
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no just do it really quick... you'll be golden...
Jan 1 2010 5:42PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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oh word. i trust you.
Jan 1 2010 5:44PM
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