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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
who is the most awkward person to ever walk in on you when you were with a girl?

i got walked in on the coldest tonight, and i feel like some of you guys probably have some pretty funny stories haha
Jan 1 2010 7:52AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,473
Nothing will phase a pizza guy, they've always seen something wierder
Jan 4 2010 9:08PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
haha bro's before hoe's
Jan 4 2010 9:18PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
I'd imagine if Abraham Lincon walked in on you doing anything it would be incredibly awkward, those stone cold eyes of his could burn holes through metal.
Jan 4 2010 10:29PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
hahaha win
Jan 5 2010 1:10AM
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JNew
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10

The Dorm Hall Maintenance Man.

He didn't even knock, just unlocked the door and came right in.

Jan 5 2010 9:28AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3230 - Karma: 1,107
My gf's dad walked in on her giving me head once. That was unpleasant
Jan 5 2010 10:18AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
first of, Im a freshmen living in a dorm. So i go out to a bar like any saturday night and end up takin this chick back to my room. While were banging in my room someone knocks on the door. It turns out its my RA caleb. He wanted to play halo 3 as we often do after a big night of drinking and what not. He will not stop knocking so I just yell "GO AWAY IM BUSY MAN!" to him and he leaves. After Im done, the girl asks if we can go in the shower. I say heeellll yeaahh. After all, the chick was smookinn. So we go to the shower. We start fuckin around and its awesome. Were smashed and the steam of the shower starts to make us even drunker. I pick her up, wrap her legs around me and start goin to town as I push her up against the shower wall. First shower sex for myself. All the sudden I hear the door open to the bathroom, but since I was drunk as shit I really didnt care. I heard someone brushing their teeth when they realize that someone is bangin in the shower. All the sudden the shower curtain flies open and caleb is standing there. He immediately yells "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN!" I pull the shower curtain back then go back to town on the chick. She wasnt even fazed. Awessommee.

Sparknotes: Bang girl in shower and RA discovers us.
Jan 5 2010 10:50AM
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treebeard
Posts: 3717 - Karma: 2,673
6 of my friends walked in on us at the same time. ex-gf was on top. needless to say, they got a pretty good view of her ass
Jan 5 2010 11:39AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Damn, if 6 of my friends got a look any of my eX's they'd never let me forget it!
Jan 5 2010 11:53AM
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treebeard
Posts: 3717 - Karma: 2,673
they haven't.
Jan 5 2010 8:44PM
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GingaNinja
Posts: 36 - Karma: 13
My older sister walked in and my then-girlfriend and I had no cloths on... It wasn't too bad she just told me to never speak of this again. I was happy not to. Turns out my ex is a crazy bitch... Who new?
Jan 5 2010 9:06PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
same, but my gfs scary as shit dad did catch me leaving her room once when i was sleepin over in just boxers at 4 in the morning haha, told me to "keep it down next time, he needs his sleep". the dude is cool as fuck
Jan 5 2010 9:36PM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
I left and my twin brother walked in and my gf though it was me and started fucking him. i kicked his ass later. but AWKWARD..
Jan 7 2010 1:39AM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
easily the best story
Jan 7 2010 1:57AM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
i'm pretty happy this thread actually went somewhere haha
Jan 7 2010 2:09AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
WHAT?
May 9 2010 7:48PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
epic.

ive had my mother walk in on my girlfriend and i, my girlfriend bolted into the basement and i was stuck there nakedly staring at the T.V.
also had my buddy call me while i was going at it with her in the car to ask where i was, he heard me answer the phone and decided hed open the door and let himself in. we were in the far back he was in the drivers seat and he refused to leave. just had a naked conversation with us shootin the shit for 20 minutes hten left.
May 9 2010 7:57PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My mom and dad once filmed me having sex for a school project.

The project was about filming your favorite hobby.


May 9 2010 8:02PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,439
3 different times my girls dad just about caught her givin me head on the couch but my tall tees saved me every time i just covered my shit up real quick

when i was in 8th grade the first time i got head i was upstairs with this girl in a guest bedroom with her while her best friend was downstairs. she decided to come upstairs and see what was goin down and i was about to bust but when she opened the door my girl looked up and her best friend got to witness her getting a load to the face. haha she still gives us both shit for it 3 years later
May 9 2010 8:46PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
thats not big pimpin if shes givin u a fuckin handski. i bet she was ugly as fuck and couldnt get anyone else
May 9 2010 8:57PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
Little brother walked in right as i was about to put in in her one time.
May 9 2010 9:00PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
the girls room mate and her guy walked in.  she proclaimed with a smile "i told you to go to his place" took off her clothes then hopped into her bed.  then fun was then had by all... mad awkward...
May 9 2010 9:15PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34

alright iv got 2.

Me and my ex, she was my gf at the time. we wur riding the fourwheeler around and im kinda horny so we stop and she is giving my a handy, well my little brother walks from the house, all the way to the woods to tell me dinner is ready, luckily i happen to look up and see him and get it back in my pants before he noticed anything and i proceed to just talk to him, lol.

Second time: Me and the same girl were at my grandparents house in the back room watching tv just cuddling, well cuddling turned into making out and then she gets on top of me and starts grinding. Just as im about to get a bj my grandpa walks in, had no idea he was coming because i couldnt hear him wlaking. was the most awkward moment looking up and seeing him, luckily after she left he just told me to be careful and use a rubber if we fuck.

May 9 2010 9:16PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
l walked in on my brother pushing down his pants and macking on his girlfriend who was already naked. Neither of them noticed. I left, but as I opened the door to leave, my bro turned around and was like "Liam, don't tell mom or dad." I also caught him masturbating at the computer in the family room, he had porn on speakers and didn't know I was home. I could hear the women moaning from upstairs. So awkward.
May 9 2010 9:20PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
hahaa
May 9 2010 9:26PM
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s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
never had that shit happen to me, thank god.
May 9 2010 9:27PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
oh shit. goodluck man
May 9 2010 9:42PM
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TNK4frnt
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10

Nice bump there!

That story was wicked..

May 9 2010 9:49PM
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finnafuckyobitch
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 864
I was getting blown by my ex-girls good friend at a house party and suddenly my girl and her 2 friends walk into the room as im getting dome. Sure enough she freaks out at both of us and leaves. We proceed to go back into the room later, i finish getting head and bust her mouth. from there she brushes her teeth with my best friends tooth brush and didnt tell either of us till the next day. he was fucking pissed haha dumbass freshmen hoe's
May 9 2010 11:51PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
i have the winner

im fucking my exgirlfriend on this chair cowgirl style she loved it when i talked dirty and smacked her ass.. we were both kinda drunk and i was spending the night there so were fucking and she is cumming and i slap that ass so hard and when i do it shes moaning all loud we keep going like 10 seconds later her dad runs in the room yelling what the fuck did you do to my daughter!!! and then he realizes were fucking hard... butt ass naked on his daughters chair. he like stares and we stare back and like he shuts the door and walks out it felt like an eternity... i finished then we layed there the next day he tells her he had thought i slapped her in the face and made her cry hahahahahha i could never look him in the eye again
May 10 2010 12:02AM
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Kale
Posts: 839 - Karma: 671
I can assure you we haven't
May 10 2010 3:16AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
I hereby petition to end the phrase "No Homo" here on NS. Honestly kids, it makes you sound like a 13 year old closeted virgin.
May 10 2010 3:24AM
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Beer=Yum
Posts: 334 - Karma: 11
i've had countless with the gfs mom. couple memorable ones though were once i was bangin and my bare ass was pointed at the door and she came in to deliver some laundry. she's cool shit so had a good laugh after that one.
another time we were doin it and got under the covers because we heard her opening the door so laid back and her mom sits on the bed next to me (naked as ever under the covers), and like leans/lays across me to kiss her daughter goodnight. she was never the wiser on this one probably for the better.
May 10 2010 3:49AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I agree, but only because the joke is so very stale at this point.
May 10 2010 3:50AM
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Beer=Yum
Posts: 334 - Karma: 11
o yea and i banged my gf in the back 3rd row seats of my friends buick rendevous or however you spell it with 5 other people in the car. that was dope. doesnt really count as a walk in but fun sex story.

sorry for dub post flame me whatever, had to share it with the world
May 10 2010 3:55AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Fucking this girl of mine at the time. Parents were crazy Catholics so they didn't even let us really be in the same room alone at the same time, fucking loonies.

Anyway she was in the passenger seat, and I was standing up at the passenger door and she is giving me head, she liked doing stuff in public. Anyway it ends and right when I finish in her mouth, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE comes her dad from behind this shrub. He got all pissed so I just got in my car and left, broke up soon after cause I couldn't deal with her crazy folks, still kept fucking her though.
May 10 2010 7:10AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
what the fuck?ha
May 10 2010 7:15AM
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tom.skier
Posts: 817 - Karma: 392
Epic
May 10 2010 7:18AM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
actually the only time someone (or people in this case!) have walked in on me was last friday night. Been out for a friends 21st, got chatting to a hawt chick (friend of a friend) ended up dancing with her etc, then she invited me back to her place, of course we ended up in her room, and one thing lead to another....

then all of a sudden all her house mates, 5 girls and 1 boy all pile in and jump on top of my and this girl, Ive never seen someone so fucking freaked out! luckily we had the covers over so it was all ok and was just total jokes, silly girl forgot to lock her door to her room! they left after a while after taunting us with our clothes and stuff...
Another awkward moment in my University career !
May 10 2010 7:38AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
I was talking to some aboriginal kid who is from alice springs (central australia) and he was telling me some story of how he was in a room with a group of girls who were all cousins and they started to have an orgie when the Uncle walked in. he just closed the door and left.
In the morning he asked my mate which one he was going to marry. and he was being serious. kinda fucked up ay?
May 10 2010 8:48AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509

girls older brother who was a lacrosse star at the time I was so scared.......good thing he knew she was a hoe so he didnt really care

May 10 2010 8:59AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I was in a parking hall under a set of stairs in the corner. Just as we finished ( still on the floor ) a security guard drove up and flashed a floodlight at us and told us to go fuck somewhere else. I also didn't think this through, seeing as my pants were completely covered in oil and dirt - lost my favorite jeans...
May 10 2010 9:30AM
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mcpanda
Posts: 51 - Karma: 12
my ex gf's dad walked in on me and her going at it reverse cowgirl, loud as fuck, we thought the rents were out for the weekend, turns out he forgot something and came back...needless to say he was a bit pissed, it was the first time i'd met him
May 10 2010 10:05AM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
My ex's dad walked in on us with my ex laying buttnaked on her bed and I'm laying besides her fortunately with my pants on but still awkward as fuck!  I just kind of jumped ontop of my gf so he wouldn't see anything. Good thing her parents wasn't home the next morning when I left! :)

Not really walked in on but awkward nevertheless. Another ex, loud as fuck I will tell you in a hotelroom with paperthin walls, her parents and younger brother in the next room! Pretty funny rest of vacation! :)
May 10 2010 10:39AM
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F-Beezy
Posts: 365 - Karma: 86
gf's dad would really suck he would prob shoot me hes pretty protective
May 10 2010 12:06PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
well, my gf's dog opened the door with his nose once. pawed at my feet, then left. i felt very violated.
May 10 2010 1:56PM
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Mayer
Posts: 139 - Karma: 22
This story is not exactly anyone walking in on anyone, but I still think it's funny as hell.
Me and my friend descided to prank his ex gf.
I was in the closet on the top floor, while he got his gf in to the room.
He was supposed to make a signal, like cough or sneez and I would then start to make a lot of creepy noises, and he would ask her to go up and check and I would then suprise her.
The only problem was: he forgot to make a signal.
So I was in there for 2 hours, listening to them "having fun" waiting for them to get out of the room. I tried to make alot of sounds but they just continued.


May 10 2010 2:13PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
one time my mom walked in on me in bed with my boyfriend.

another time my little brother walked in on me with said boyfriend. we were on the floor, i was on top of him. topless.....real awkward.
May 10 2010 3:29PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
MOAR!!
May 28 2010 12:43PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Hooking up at a dance, what we thought was somewhat discrete (not at all, sitting on bench fingering her) and a dad chaperone came up and said we cant be hooking up in here. We kept going.

Same chick outside on the hood of my car, like 12 30 at night, this dude comes sprinting around the corner in workout clothes and just keeps sprinting. Not awkward just a WTF? moment. A couple cars drove past when we were fucking on said hood but we werent about to stop.
May 28 2010 1:11PM
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