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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
who is the most awkward person to ever walk in on you when you were with a girl?

i got walked in on the coldest tonight, and i feel like some of you guys probably have some pretty funny stories haha
Jan 1 2010 7:52AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
i dont know my dad walked in on me once. that was fucking wierd. he didnt care but it was still wierd as shit. i think any of your grandparents would be the worst though
Jan 1 2010 9:50AM
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camski26
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
My Dad, and my girl's older brother.
Jan 1 2010 10:23AM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
one kid that i know was eating out his slut of a girlfriend and his grandma walked down the stairs to tell them it was time for dinner. they didnt notice the grandma was there, so she stood there like a creep until they were done and then proceeded to bitch both of them out haha
Jan 1 2010 10:55AM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
my girlfriends mom walked in with a pizza in hand while my girlfriend had no pants on
Jan 1 2010 11:46AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
haaa my dad walked in on me doing my ex gf doggy and we were poundinnn. he just winked at me and walked out. still felt super awkwardd
Jan 1 2010 11:49AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

oohh, older bro? bet that sucked

Jan 1 2010 11:55AM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
the chick's roommate walked in when i was doing the dirty and she said she had to do some homework...so instead of taking it into the lounge she sits down and starts doing her work!! most awkward 20 minutes of my life seeing as i was naked under the covers
Jan 1 2010 11:59AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Ex-grilfriends mom, reverse cowgirl on the kitchen table. So freaking awkward.
Jan 1 2010 12:16PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i am starting a slow clap for you sir
Jan 1 2010 12:23PM
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camski26
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
haha. it would have, but thankfully we realized he was coming, just in time. haha.
Jan 1 2010 12:27PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
this girl was giving me a handy-j on my couch when my 11 year old brother came through the slider door haha. its was in a super wierd position too cuz i was like on top of her and we were mackin, mind you this was the first time i ever hung out with her haha. she was 19 i was 16, big pimpin
Jan 1 2010 12:32PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
the girls little brothers who were twins
Jan 1 2010 2:11PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
a lesbian who was the chicks best friend
Jan 1 2010 2:29PM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
first time i got laid the condom broke and immediately after her mom walked in. the ol' 1-2 punch
Jan 1 2010 2:49PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Hahahah, your dad is a champ.
Jan 1 2010 2:51PM
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camski26
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
no
Jan 1 2010 2:58PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
My GF had just finished giving me a BJ on the couch in the living room when her mom walked in, i talked to her mom from the couch and she somehow failed to notice my pants were unbuttoned and my belt was laying next to me.
Jan 1 2010 3:12PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
i was on a ski trip with my friends family and his cousins family. i have hooked up with his cousin before and hes chill with that. so all of the kids stay in a bunk house thats like 100 feet away from were the parents are. so we get back from a day of skiing and everyone goes in to the big house. so oviously this is a great opertunity for a teenage boy to get some action. so we went to the bunk house and after about 15 minutes of being in there i here her dad call for her and im just like fuck. so she runs into the bathroom and im stuck sitting there with her dad staring at me. most awkward moment of my life.

Jan 1 2010 3:15PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
My sister, my asian roommate who won't speak to me anymore, girl's roommate. Lock your doors, kids.
Jan 1 2010 4:31PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
studio apartment, so theres only one room... i had ordered a pizza earlier but it totally blew my mind when she showed up, so im doing my ex-gf from behind when the pizza guy walks in cuz we did not hear the door at all cause we were into it...

pizza guy = midget indian who came right up to us
Jan 1 2010 4:39PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
Her parents came home early one time while we were getting nasty, and at the time her dad was not down with her being involved with someone... I had to hide in a closet for like 45 minutes....
Jan 1 2010 4:42PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
This one girl's roomie I was hooking up almost walked in on her topless but she decided to put her shirt on about 10sec before she walked in...That would of been awkward as fuck.
Jan 1 2010 4:55PM
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Drop~The~Disk
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
one of my friends walked in on me fucking his girlfriend and i asked if he wanted to join.
Jan 1 2010 5:34PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
hah (lol'ed)

as for me my little brother walked in asking what i was doing that night, he couldn't really see anything but i was still inside *wink* basically told him to get the fuck out
Jan 1 2010 5:38PM
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cmb8964
Posts: 347 - Karma: 98
a few weeks ago i was goin at it with this girl in my house at school, all 8 of my roomates were gone so i figured i could go wild having the house to myself.  we were on the kitchen counter when my asian landlord who doesnt speak english came in to fix our dishwasher and started screamin in chinese, she freaked and jumped off me and broke one of the chairs.   he wasnt happy
Jan 1 2010 5:41PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend with out pants off... she just saw the pants, turned around and left... sooo awkward.  My dad makes lots of noise so we can hear him coming which is nice of him haha.  Uh, I've had to sneak out of my girlfriends house super awkward, she had to distract her dad by making him look at her car outside and I had to sneak out all ninja styles, scaaary.

And my roomie. My girlfriend said she locked the door... apparently she doesn't know how to lock doors; we were doin it doggy when he walked in... he had a full view of my ass, awkward as fuck.

Jan 1 2010 6:19PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Chicks roommate she said she was coming back in a half hour then the bitch shows up again like 10 mins later.
Jan 1 2010 6:54PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
yea k
Jan 1 2010 7:03PM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
my gf is almost 20 and im 17. swear to god
Jan 1 2010 7:05PM
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Drop~The~Disk
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
the funny thing is that its true.
Jan 1 2010 7:09PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
just stop
Jan 1 2010 7:16PM
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Drop~The~Disk
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
you started it you started it! mommmmmmmm
Jan 1 2010 7:20PM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
the boyfriend of the girl I was in bed with.
Jan 1 2010 7:29PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
PROVE IT I DONT BELEIVE
Jan 1 2010 7:40PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Ah I meant to say is she walked in on us said she would be back in 30 and came back in 10. I kinda felt sorry for her having to see my pale white ass twice in such a short time.
Jan 1 2010 7:47PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 9
CLAIM!
Jan 1 2010 7:52PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
yes! perfect time for this thread.
so last night/this morning i was bangin on my x-gf missionary style on my friends bed when he walked in, turned the light on, yelled STOP ( i didnt), threw a monster can at me, then left. i finished and passed out. I love New Years
Jan 1 2010 7:55PM
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SKIU4EA
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Jan 1 2010 7:59PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Haha, yah my GF's dad walked in on me and her during our first time at her house. He looked at our clothes in a pile, looked at us and said ""Finish up and leave."
Jan 1 2010 9:01PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208
EPIC.
Jan 1 2010 9:08PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7147 - Karma: 52,279
In the car in a parking lot near a house party we took a break from so we could hook up. I was sitting getting head and her drunk ass best friend comes up knockin on the window and opens the door saying that the party is beat and wants to leave. Girl giving me head reaches back and pulls the door shut, with my dick in her mouth the entire time. Her friend got the message.
Jan 1 2010 9:14PM
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
adda boy
Jan 2 2010 3:37AM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
Ah another one not really a walking in but a there the whole time.

Got black out drunk and wake up naked in a random dorm room with this chick thinking shit what the fuck did I do last night I am informed of what went on my best friend was in the bed across the room the whole night. Still dont know why he stuck around kinda creepy if you ask me
Jan 2 2010 3:43AM
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TreePatroller
Posts: 612 - Karma: 23
senior year of HS, been with this girl for over a year, and we enjoy as much sex as possible.  so we are downstairs at her parents house kind of cuddling on the couch, just being reasonable young adults.  next thing you know, the cuddling turns into fooling around, then on to the full fledged spoon position.  so we are just going at it, under covers, while the tv hums away.  don't hear her father coming downstairs to throw some wood in the fireplace, which is all the way across the living room from his entrance.  he gets to said entrance, sees us going to town, and becomes slightly agitated.  after a moment of fumbling his words (to be expected after seeing his daughter in the act), he just mans up and asks me to put wood in the fire before i leave.  it never got ackward after that, but the phrase put wood in the fire has stuck with me to this day.
Jan 2 2010 10:33AM
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zahava
Posts: 7791 - Karma: 12,039
Enough Said. By far the worst.
Jan 2 2010 11:04AM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
not during sex but one time my girlfriends grandma walked downstairs while i was fingering her. but she just shook her head and left. surprisingly she didnt tell her dad, and if she did i would not be typing this right now haha
Jan 2 2010 11:16AM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
That's actually hilarious.
Jan 2 2010 1:14PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
i once was hooking up with my ex at her aunts house. we were on the front porch, her aunt and uncle were out at the bar and didnt know i stopped by. we had broken up a week earlier, so they didnt really like me anymore, since the saw us out once at dinner and she was crying, either way, we hear them coming up the street. i had nowhere to go so i just jumped off the porch into the bushes. it hurt like a motherfucker, but at least i got away right? wrong. i hear her aunt say "who's the jumper?", and slowly and awkwardly reveal myself from the bushes, mangled and shit. it was embarassing.
Jan 2 2010 1:40PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
i might be a father :(
Jan 4 2010 8:55PM
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