Whats the name of that song?

The one where it starts where hes singing something like

" the hangover was bad this time, taking deep breaths between the dry heaves"
"my baby  made me some coffe but im afraid it will go right though me"
"i went out side to get some fresh air, and tripped down the stairs"
"then the sun blinded me right in the eye, probably mad cause i gave half the day last night"
"then i relized the weather was so nice, even the birds were bumping"
'I have never been fond to extersize, but something told me to ride that 10 speed"

alright thats how it starts at least, pretty close to that. i dont know why but this song gets me pumped and all posotive, but i dont know the name.

thanks