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My mom cought me blazing

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SHIFTYshifty
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i dono if this has happened to anyone before but when your mom walks in on you and your hitting a bong its really akward. and now its smashed and im in shit. thought you should know

Dec 30 2009 8:14PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
cool
Dec 30 2009 8:14PM
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wheres_my_snow
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well that sucks
Dec 30 2009 8:15PM
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Mr.Luke
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Ha ha
Dec 30 2009 8:15PM
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thebeesknees
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way to ruin it
Dec 30 2009 8:16PM
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Abc567def
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story
Dec 30 2009 8:17PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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hansel
Dec 30 2009 8:18PM
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thebeesknees
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hansel.

thank you, at least someone isnt retarded
Dec 30 2009 8:19PM
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Gstrong
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Dec 30 2009 8:19PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
Show her the union. You win!
Dec 30 2009 8:23PM
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prontocuts.com
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I never understood how kids thought smoking in your room, in your parents house was ever a good idea. When I smoke I at-least go out in the garage
Dec 30 2009 8:26PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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thats what i was sayin to them.

Dec 30 2009 8:27PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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The real question is, was it laced?
Dec 30 2009 8:40PM
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LukeB
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just pull it off as a joke. she can't get mad if its just a joke
Dec 30 2009 8:43PM
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Gstrong
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true dat
Dec 30 2009 9:02PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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sucks man just tell her its o'dweeds
Dec 30 2009 9:43PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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interior
Dec 30 2009 9:46PM
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PaleCelery
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First off, to the OP, its spelled caught.

Second, I smoke in my room  all the time, but my dad smokes too, so it doenst really matter.

Third, to the OP again, if you are going to smoke inside, do waterfalls, in the bathroom witht he shower going, the steam/ soap smell will help hide it. Blow all teh smoke out the window and turn the exhaust fan on. Fan teh air with a towel, spray some oust, put a towel under the door, do what you gotta do

Fourth, dont make a list of 5 when you only have 4 points.

Fifth.....
Dec 30 2009 9:48PM
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meth_time
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cool story bro
Dec 30 2009 9:50PM
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D-Ross
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Officer: Sir, is that marijuana?
Wallace: It's o'dweeds man!
Officer: Uh, can I get a hit?

Such a good episode

Dec 30 2009 10:49PM
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jAYbird08
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This thread is pointless. Along with all other parents caught me blazing threads, I'm so sick of them.
Dec 30 2009 10:51PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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yo ask her if she wants a hit. she'll probably be in to it.
Dec 30 2009 11:16PM
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Blurst
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my mom found my bong but not while i was hitting it.
Dec 30 2009 11:17PM
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.jesus.
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god dammit that response is getting gay as fuck
Dec 30 2009 11:20PM
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ScuffDUFF
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my mom found my bong when i was on a trip to alaska.  When i got home, it was sitting on my night stand with some flowers in it.  i came down stairs and she was like "did you like your vase?" I laughed and so did she.  My mom is a badass.

Dec 30 2009 11:23PM
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Crack.
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i actually laughed at this one
Dec 30 2009 11:26PM
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Jamestown
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So is that response.
Dec 30 2009 11:27PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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nice
Dec 30 2009 11:33PM
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SHieder
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that is truly unfortunate. sorry bud
Dec 30 2009 11:41PM
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theabortionator
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It happens. Being careful is key. Knowing where your rents are. If there the kind of people that will just walk in your room without knocking use a reg bowl and make a nice spoof. A legit spoof, like paper towel roll, and fill it to the point where nothing but flower smell is coming out the end. Change the dryer sheets often and your golden.

That sucks, but ripping a bong with your mom home if shes like that probably wasn't a great idea.
Dec 30 2009 11:47PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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yeah i know , she was gone for like 3 hours and i thought i had time, geuss i was wrong.

Jan 1 2010 9:08PM
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JEAopardy
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back in the day i got caught a bunch ... including the first time i ever smoked and 7th grade and my parents smashed my first bubbler i got in st thomas... sucks yo but now its cool they dun care . wait a couple years
Jan 1 2010 9:09PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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but was it laced?
Jan 1 2010 9:10PM
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el_chupacabra
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dave chapelle is my hero and you just made me burst out laughing, i wish i had thought of that when i got caught
Jan 1 2010 9:12PM
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BEARS.
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ive been caught upwards of 7 times. its become so commonplace my mom hardly cares anymore.
Jan 1 2010 9:12PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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word
Jan 1 2010 9:28PM
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AMG.
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Its been said before, but...

first: make a spoof. it can be as simple as a toilet paper roll, filled with toilet paper that was sprayed with air freshener (i like to put another sheet over the end too).

second: run some water. shower, sink, it doesnt matter you just need a bit of cover noise.

third: when your done, either have an actual shower, or run some hot water and throw shampoo or soap in it. it'll steam up and cover whatever smell the spoof didnt catch. also, make sure the fan is running the whole time your blazing.

If you havent caught on, this should be done in a bathroom with a locking door and a fan, and even a window that opens. mine doesn't so i left that out but it would really come in handy. and if all this fails and theres still a slight smell, say you took a gnarly shit and even you noticed how bad it smelled.

it sucks you got caught, just be more careful next time.

Jan 1 2010 10:15PM
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illadelphlife
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sometimes getting caught is a good thing, my friend got caught and he explained to his mom that its not that bad and he is still gonna do it and she said he can smoke at his house now with anyone he wants... dope
Jan 1 2010 10:20PM
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soulskier
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my mom would probably be pissed if i didnt offer her a hit too
Jan 1 2010 10:21PM
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ManOnTheMoon
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Jan 1 2010 10:24PM
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jason...
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Yeah not all parents are reasonable. After some stories my dad and mom had shared with me I thought they would be reasonable when they finally caught me. Wrong. They blew the whole thing out of proportion and are still continuing to do so.
Jan 1 2010 10:27PM
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Uah
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When I was away at Ontario big air provincials, my Mom and Grandma started doing a little bit of cleaning because we had an open house. My grandma stumbled onto 6 of my home made bongs. (I worked a 12 hour night shift at an ethanol plant answering complaint calls alone. So I would keep on making a better home made every so often. For some reason I never threw them out.) Grandma asks my mom what they are and she says for smoking weed. My grandma goes "oh.." Throws out all my home mades but keeps my new bong I just bought.) Awkward as fuck the next time I saw my grandma :P
Jan 1 2010 11:10PM
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westSide.Steeze
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This just happened to me on Wednesday grounded for a while... we can stay on NS all day together!
Jan 1 2010 11:21PM
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MN_Nice
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Getting caught blazing by your mom is tough...

But on meth it isn't.
Jan 1 2010 11:23PM
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ManOnTheMoon
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lol +k
Jan 1 2010 11:25PM
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theabortionator
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It really isn't that hard. You don't need a fan or an open window. Good spoof, paper towel roll not tollet paper roll. Put like 4 sheets over the end. Stuff ridiculous amounts inside it. Smoke out of a bowl, Don't light more than your going to inhale. Some times it helps even more to pack up small amounts, so there isn't excess burning. Cap it after your done and inhale the rest of the smoke. Hold the hit in for as long as possible than blow it through the spoof.

If you do all of that right your room won't even smell. You'll be golden
Jan 1 2010 11:32PM
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ifli
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wrong bag fool
Jan 1 2010 11:34PM
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nipples-the-cat
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at least she didnt catch you jerkin' your gerkin'... that would be shitty as can be
Jan 2 2010 12:52AM
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spliff.Life
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hahahahahahahahahaha
Jan 2 2010 12:57AM
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spliff.Life
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idk ive always blazed at home like that.....but i always make sure its clear, doors are locked, etc
Jan 2 2010 12:58AM
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