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How to quickly lower blood alchohol level?

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staffpro
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any tips/advice besides running it off?
Dec 29 2009 10:44PM
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OhMyBosh
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more alcohol.
Dec 29 2009 10:45PM
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Shredneck
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May I ask why? Do you not enjoy being buzzed/drunk
Dec 29 2009 10:46PM
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pmills
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gotta get leaches and bleed it out
Dec 29 2009 10:46PM
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KEVTRON
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Drink a shitload of water. But for every 1 beer/shot/glass of wine it takes ONE hour to get out of your system. at least that what i learned in health class in 10th grade
Dec 29 2009 10:46PM
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Dec 29 2009 10:47PM
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JahJahBinks
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Brreeeeeaddd

Dec 29 2009 10:47PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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take an 80 of oxy after like 10 beers
Dec 29 2009 10:47PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i am so excited for the answers this thread will get.

im pretty sure that regardless of what you do, it will take the same amount of time to get alchohol out of your bloodstream. unless you went to a dialasysy center or something.
Dec 29 2009 10:49PM
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JahJahBinks
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Brreeeeeaddd

Dec 29 2009 10:50PM
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COrider
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drink water, lots and lots of water, bread wont hurt either
Dec 29 2009 10:54PM
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D-Ross
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Haha, I'm actually in 10th grade health and on the topic of alcohol/drug use. Other than time, there's no way to "quickly" get your BAC down. You just have to wait it out. Your body gets rid of the alcohol you drink by I think 3 or 4 ways; by sweating, breathing (alcohol in your liver is overloaded and has to get rid of it) so that's why breath mints and pennies in your mouth won't affect it because it comes from the stomach, and through urination. Sorry brah
Dec 29 2009 10:55PM
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Valind
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Eating just makes you feel less drunk, you will still be drunk.
Dec 29 2009 10:59PM
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Valind
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Dec 29 2009 11:14PM
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pigglywiggly
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im in 10th grade and they say the only thing that will lower your BAC is time. however, i go to public school and its Seneca Valley, which is the shittiest school in PA
Dec 29 2009 11:18PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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time travel..

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Dec 29 2009 11:23PM
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Casey
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take a charcoal briquette and swallow it whole. repeat as needed.

Dec 29 2009 11:44PM
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wintersway
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just time.
Dec 29 2009 11:45PM
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finnajon5
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mythbusters..
eat bread... nothing will really help except time.
you can make yourself less "drunk" by excercise or coffee
Dec 29 2009 11:47PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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This. Youll be in heavan. Literally
Dec 29 2009 11:48PM
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Abc567def
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IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME, IF I COULD FIND A WAYYYY
Dec 30 2009 1:52AM
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eheath
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HA when a 100 pound girl is dead at .37 im chillin at .17 hahah.
Dec 30 2009 1:57AM
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enick
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woops
Dec 30 2009 3:05AM
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8ONE657
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time is the only thing that can sober you up.
drinking water/eating/showering can only aide to you in getting worse ie passing out.


Dec 30 2009 3:16AM
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garettnorthey
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Eheath is such an optimistic thinker! This is how you get bitches everyone!
Dec 30 2009 3:39AM
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powderdrunkie
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hahaha! that song reminds me of like 4th grade for some reason.
Dec 30 2009 4:45AM
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Gstrong
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Dec 30 2009 5:00AM
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Benedetto.
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rookie
Dec 30 2009 6:16AM
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PacificRimJob
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You know how to pass a breathalyzer test?

This may seem totally backwards... Make your bac read basically LETHAL levels if you can help it... carry around binaca or mouthwash or something... and spray your throat hardfuckingcore... the breathalyzer will read it as like .7 or .8 or something fucking gnarly high (.4 is considered comotose... .41 is considered lethal) 2 minutes later, they will retest you... and the difference will be enough that they will probably need to re-test... If you're able to sneak in another spray of binaca, or if you can find a way to encapsulate some mouthwash and stick one in your mouth and slosh it around enough, you might epicly fail it enough again to the point where they take you in to get a blood test.

Here's where you go absolutely postal, and flip shit like you're going to be on the electric chair... because theyre gonna have to stick a needle in you (basically put on a show like you're epicly fucking shit scared of needles)... Eventually they will put one in you... enough big ol police guys jumping on you is probably going to do the trick... but if you can stave them off for a while... and maybe force them to throw you into a cell for an hour or two, or just give up on you in general for being too much of a pain in the ass, you might get out of it... You will probably get the shit beat out of you... but at least you wouldn't get a DUI - IF you can pull it off... most drunk people probably could never...

after this, you might have to still go to court and plead insanity for assulting police officers, but if you have a good enough lawyer, and a judge who rules right, you might get out of it scott free with a black eye.



NOTE** there are a lottt of mights and ifs in this method... and you could come away worse than if you would have just took the breathtest in the first place... but if you're that devoted, can squirm away from some cops, and have a good lawyer... you might have a chance...
Dec 30 2009 6:37AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Dec 30 2009 6:46AM
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Benedetto.
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Good idea but you can still get a DUI for failing the balance and touching nose test. Different from the DWI as you probably know.

Dec 30 2009 8:38AM
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[BRI]noceros
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time is the only thing man
Dec 30 2009 8:41AM
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looneygeorge
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some pretty fat foods like a pizza from a pizza parlour actually makes your .xx value lower in the breathalizer i've heard.. also it makes you feel less drunk.

But basically eating food and burning energy makes the process go faster.
Dec 30 2009 8:48AM
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meth_time
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laced weed
Dec 30 2009 9:04AM
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Afeld
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Dec 30 2009 9:22AM
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dckiteboards
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take a big dump! it might not help the alcohol problem but itll feel good!
Dec 30 2009 9:25AM
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8ONE657
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sure, if you consider being pronounced legally dead for 1.5 minutes from alcohol poisoning a rookie move. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say yeah, i know what i'm talking about.
Dec 30 2009 11:55AM
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lahnabonny
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eat cheesecake then gargle mouthwash
Dec 30 2009 11:59AM
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Casey
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I would. you are an idiot
Dec 30 2009 12:16PM
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dylansiggers
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this is true
Dec 30 2009 12:17PM
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8ONE657
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well thanks i know!
but just saying what i was told by the docs and nurses.
Dec 30 2009 12:23PM
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Stuck.in.ohio
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decapitation
Dec 30 2009 12:55PM
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*LiNeLover*
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This is true.
TIME is your only cure.
1 drink leaves your system every hour depending on how much alcohol is in each drink,
sooo, a beer= 1 drink, a shot= 1 drink. but if u are drinking a mixed drink with more then 1 shot, then it
is obviously worth more then 1 drink depending on how much alcohol is in it.
Dec 30 2009 2:12PM
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blackoutbill
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Make sure it isn't laced
Dec 30 2009 2:14PM
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Elg
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if you just had a drink, you could eat dry noodles. They will suck up liquids from your belly, and it takes some(!) of it away. Eat some more and you'll have to go take a shit. THen go poop out the alcohol.

Makes sense to me. never tried it though...
Dec 30 2009 2:18PM
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Apresbang
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Drink blood
Dec 30 2009 2:24PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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"The liver is responsible for the elimination - through metabolism - of 95% of ingested alcohol from the body. The remainder of the alcohol is eliminated through excretion of alcohol in breath, urine, sweat, feces, milk and saliva. The body uses several different metabolic pathways in its oxidation of alcohol to acetaldehyde to acetic acid to carbon dioxide and water.

Healthy people metabolize alcohol at a fairly consistent rate. As a rule of thumb, a person will eliminate one average drink or .5 oz (15 ml) of alcohol per hour. Several factors influence this rate. The rate of elimination tends to be higher when the blood alcohol concentration in the body is very high or very low. Also chronic alcoholics may (depending on liver health) metabolize alcohol at a significantly higher rate than average. Finally, the body's ability to metabolize alcohol quickly tend to diminish with age."

http://www.intox.com/physiology.asp



Dec 30 2009 2:29PM
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Apresbang
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Alcoholic booby milk???
Dec 30 2009 2:40PM
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little_ey
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puke it up.
Dec 30 2009 3:36PM
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VT_FLO
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 Breathe deep and alot. The breathalizer takes the levels of alcohol you're breathing out.
Dec 30 2009 3:56PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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thats why women cant drink for several months even after they have had their babies
Dec 30 2009 4:04PM
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