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I’ve compiled a list of hypotheticals, you tell me if it’s even possible to be a sellout:
- Tom Wallisch admitted that he holds poles because the judges like it, but later he reveals that he will replace one pole with a can of Monster when he rides slopestyle.
- Simon Dumont gets tiny red Target logos tattooed all over his face and claims it’s just a rare form of the chicken pox.
- Tanner Hall promotes a line of dreadlock wigs in a series of daytime TV ads.
- Orage brings back Siver, but the only jacket they produce is a black and gray fleece that is marketed to fraternities with the slogan “Respect the Of A Revolutionaries”
- Freeskier puts out the “Chevy Truck Month” Photo Annual with pics of Eric Pollard pulling his snowmobiles with a different truck on each page.
- Jon Olsson was once called a sellout for signing with J. Lindeberg and wearing pink, what if he starts promoting a line of rustic home-goods for IKEA called “Yniqly Jon”
- Newschoolers starts banning posts that criticize its ad sponsors, and the “reviews” page is renamed the “Good Vibe Experience Journal.”
Understanding the contect has nothing to do with getting fired up. Reading "shittiest place" and how bad it sucks without reference to years doesn't make a person think to before but how it is now.
