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My bro was being a shitbag and i started ragging on his gf. We took my moms xterra to the slopes today and as we get out this very hot girl is walking twards us. SO i decided to start a conversation  and be mr smooth guy. I was like wonderful day huh? she stops and was like yea its beautiful out, living the dream. i agree'd was was like YUP LIVING THE DREAM. As i was i was opening the rear of the xterra, my bro's snowboard flew out and drilled me in the nuts really hard and i fell to the ground yelling OHHH NOOO... She started laughing and was like yep, u sure arnt living no dream and walked away laughing at me...last time i give my brother shit for his gf, ahh fuck karma

figure u guy's might like my Christmas eve fail