Is Santy Claws Real?

*Nickdel*

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nope

Dec 24 2009 9:38AM

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Mr.Luke

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 24 2009 9:38AM

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Armanzoid

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Dude, he is way real. Except he doesn't sneak in you home and give presents, the real santa claus sodomizes young children. So keep and eye out.

Dec 24 2009 9:40AM

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.Asain-Skiier

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He lives in all our hearts, whenever you have heartburn you will know he is still there and he is banging Mrs. Claus.

Dec 24 2009 12:13PM

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kzrstf

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i guess he stopped loving mrs.claus in my uncle heart...

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Dec 24 2009 12:21PM

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yojimbo

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yeah, sandy claws is real, he's the biggest, reddest lobster in the sea. you'll never catch him though, he's too smart for you or me. He's rumored to live under a small island off the gulf of Maine in a great cavern full of the dead bodies of sailors who lost their lives to the sea, or fisherman who lost there lives to he: the great sandy claws.

Dec 24 2009 12:22PM

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