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andersteeze
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So a couple of days ago i got my first full on case of blue balls. Me and my gf were doing stuff and she obvs didnt finish the job nor did i have the time to (in the washroom) if you catch my drift. So while driving the like 25 min home it felt like i had been kicked in the balls and had to pee at the same time, it sucked. So i got home and jerked off and went to bed, my balls still hurt but when i woke up the next morning they were fine.

Now more recently same thing has happened but with just my right nut? wtf! I tried the masty soluiton and no luck.

Any thought NS? + for all help

Dec 23 2009 6:27PM
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TheHamburglar
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amputate your balls
Dec 23 2009 6:28PM
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andersteeze
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I might talk to my gf and find out if she can deliver before the package explodes first
Dec 23 2009 6:30PM
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theabortionator
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testicular cancer for sure
Dec 23 2009 6:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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Could be testicular torsion.

https://health.google.com/health/ref/Testicular+torsion

Dec 23 2009 6:32PM
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yojimbo
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sounds like its maybe not just blue balls? you should go see your PCP
Dec 23 2009 6:33PM
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andersteeze
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holy fuck im trippin
Dec 23 2009 6:34PM
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theabortionator
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I don't see how smoking PCP will help him but maybe he should go for it.
Dec 23 2009 6:46PM
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Blurst
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wow thats gnarly. Thank god im past the first year of life and puberty.
Dec 23 2009 6:56PM
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Stuck.in.ohio
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ouch that looks brutal

tell your gf to finish next time and you won't have that problem

Dec 23 2009 6:57PM
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yojimbo
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Primary Care Provider

it's what you get after you turn 18 and dont go to a pediatrician anymore. but you, clearly do not know that because you have a clear lack of fundamental reading skills. its okay though, we all grow up someday.
Dec 23 2009 7:01PM
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OhMyBosh
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Testicular cancer.
1 week to live, without balls.
Dec 23 2009 7:18PM
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theabortionator
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Wow, somebody need to eat some xmas sugar cookies, smoke a bowl, and chill out.

I was kidding, JEEEEEEZZZZZZ........

Way to get all but hurt and pissy for now reason. Wash the sand out of your vag and calm down
Dec 23 2009 7:20PM
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theabortionator
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What are you talking about? I'm trying to understand what any of that means. what are you saying exactly?

And Why is me telling him that I was joking make my argument invalid? I don't get it
Dec 23 2009 7:48PM
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