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Don't you hate getting stuck on the chairlift?

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dave...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh06NgPWur4
Dec 22 2009 8:53PM
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ONE-UP
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wow
Dec 22 2009 8:56PM
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fountain.
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hahaha. i kinda start thinkin its gonna rollback everytime it stops cause of devils head
Dec 22 2009 8:58PM
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Parrish
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I loled. +k
Dec 22 2009 9:00PM
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DoublyDeeze
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hahaha cannot wait to see this
Dec 22 2009 9:00PM
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Owl
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wow that looks dumb... but i do hate when the lift stops
Dec 22 2009 9:01PM
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Parrish
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I thought this too.
Dec 22 2009 9:01PM
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toxic_piano
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Cool, another trailer that basically summarizes the entire film, and even shows critical scenes as to what eventually happens, in doing so ruining any surprise, just like paranormal activity.

Fucking hate trailers.
Dec 22 2009 9:04PM
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JosephStalin
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looks kinda cool but i would be able to get out of there no problem
Dec 22 2009 9:06PM
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Big_Spence
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fuck that shit. gives me the creepies.
Dec 22 2009 9:07PM
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shaq_finn
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hahahah why wouldnt you just jump
Dec 22 2009 9:07PM
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mer-man
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lmao wow that looks fuckin dumb
Dec 22 2009 9:08PM
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EastCoast315
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same.
But I think Im gonna see this, just because it looks pretty hilarious

"will do for skiing what jaws did for swimming".... yeah
Dec 22 2009 9:11PM
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dave...
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I've come up with a new theory, I am convinced Level 1, poor boys, etc... all banded together to make this movie so that regular gapers/noobs would see this movie and it would keep them off the chairs...therefore we won't ever have to wait in a lift line ever again!!
Dec 22 2009 9:17PM
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jason...
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This looks just like Open Water, but on a mountain instead of in the middle of the ocean.
Dec 22 2009 9:21PM
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mer-man
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k i figured out how you escape

-take of youre skis and throw them to the ground (make them try to stick out so you can find them later)

-next take of youre ski boots so you are only youre ski socks

-climb up the chair and standing on the backrest grab onto the suspension wire

-then shimmy along with youre legs and arms raped around the wire to the nearest poll (should not be more then 100 yards)

-finally when you reach the pole use the provided later on the side to simply climb down

-if you are on hard pack lie on youre back and slide down to avoid wet socks
-if it is powder just suck it up youre feet arent going to die

get to youre skis put them on and huck some 9s on the way down

ha fuck youre movie

Dec 22 2009 9:22PM
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Panchuk
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I would do this except find my boots and skis and just shred my way down and call for help.

Movie over.
Dec 22 2009 9:25PM
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Noss.
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everyone knows that 60% of the time skiers ski 100% of the time
Dec 22 2009 9:28PM
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mer-man
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read maw fucka, read! i forgot the last (-) excuse moi
Dec 22 2009 9:29PM
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Afeld
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HAHAHAHAHAH!
Dec 22 2009 9:33PM
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fujarome
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oh good, another film to create a completely absurd, irrational fear about something simple. The only chairlift film they could make that would scare me would be 30 seconds long. It would be me getting on a lift, all pumped to go, then riding it up, and as we're going over a steep rocks portion, the cable snaps and i fall to my death. end film.
Dec 22 2009 9:33PM
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ONTerriible
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why da bitch take her gloves off? dumbass lol
Dec 22 2009 9:41PM
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Panchuk
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Missed it, shoulda added the -
haha
Dec 22 2009 9:45PM
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goombastompa
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haha yet another failure of a movie
Dec 22 2009 9:45PM
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franke
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thats what they get for calling last run
Dec 22 2009 9:46PM
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C.Wood
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not going skiing at night ever again....
kidding


looks like something i would miss but i might see it since it is skiing
Dec 22 2009 9:46PM
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Moo
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wow r u serious...looks kinda kool but realy dumb at the same time!
Dec 22 2009 9:49PM
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foreverwinter
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thats what my mom said lol definitely FAIL
Dec 22 2009 9:49PM
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KarmaInitiative
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tie your poles together and tie it to the lift, it wont get u to the ground but the drop wont be that bad

and this movie looked like an snl horror movie spoof
Dec 22 2009 10:04PM
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jordanr
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well, definitely not going to waste money seeing this in theatre's
Dec 22 2009 10:07PM
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Cincher
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Man, that is pick-your-nose-with-a-gun stupid, but not on the same level of danger. That director must be legally braindead who says,"I like thoup!" In fact, this deserves a facepalm:

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Dec 22 2009 10:12PM
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SKIU4EA
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I'll just fast-forward to the part where they lose all hope and start having   "we're going to die anyway"   sex on the chairlift,  gaper style with the girl sandwiched in the middle.
Dec 22 2009 10:15PM
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COrider
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sounds like a dope plan to me
Dec 22 2009 10:22PM
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Brock.
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the movie industry must have been drunk that night
Dec 22 2009 10:25PM
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the-big-lepowski
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^gotta stay warm somehow.  And this, dear viewers, is why you don't call last run.
Dec 22 2009 10:27PM
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Blurst
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Funny thing is this actually happened to two of my friends and I. Except it was at four thirty and we are in Ontario so we could see the top and bottom lift operators, so we just yelled and they started it again.
Dec 22 2009 10:29PM
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shaq_finn
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wouldnt work because they all snowboard, but yeah i though it was fake until i rewatched it
Dec 22 2009 10:31PM
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Peter.
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honestly looks like the worst movie ever hahahaha
Dec 22 2009 10:31PM
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blackoutbill
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Half of me says this is a joke

The other half of me wonders how clinically retarded the screen writers, directors and producer are to think this would happen
Dec 22 2009 10:33PM
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1337
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anyone catch the "it will do to skiing what jaws did to swimming part"???? i LOLd
Dec 22 2009 10:36PM
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garygohard
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haha what a joke
Dec 22 2009 10:38PM
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Zoro
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is this supposed to be a thriller??

and there's no way this could happen.  its called sweep.  the ski patrol runs down every trail looking for people in the trees to make sure no one gets left on the mountain.  im pretty sure they would hear people yelling from the lift

Dec 22 2009 10:39PM
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calypso_
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haha this is so true basically the movie right there
Dec 22 2009 10:42PM
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denali.*
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I really still cannot even believe that this is a real movie
Dec 22 2009 10:43PM
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Mr_Orange
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spoof.. no?
Dec 22 2009 10:45PM
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fezz
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is this for real?
Dec 22 2009 10:55PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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Don't the liftee's close the lifts, then run them for a little longer just to make sure?
Dec 22 2009 10:59PM
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Panchuk
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Yet another reason too ski...
Dec 22 2009 11:06PM
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B-runge
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is this a joke?
Dec 22 2009 11:09PM
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LadySaGa
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me either i thought it was a joke at first
Dec 22 2009 11:10PM
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Shlogan
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because you cant jump off, no matter what.
Dec 22 2009 11:18PM
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