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Gifts for dad?

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EAST~COAST
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 91
i have no fuckin clue what to get him...
Dec 21 2009 10:10AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
good job being very specific about your dada wants, needs, interests and hobbies. im sure that with all the information you have provided on the subject, one of our very inteliigent official newschoolers gift-counselors will be with you shortly!

i got my dad bindings, because he likes to ski.

maybe your dad likes to play golf, if so, get him a golf club, maybe your dad has said he needs new work boots, get him new work boots. maybe your dad likes the sexual thrill of getting naked and wrestling other dads in a mud pit, get him assless chaps.
Dec 21 2009 11:13AM
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daringharry9
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
porn is the only reasonable present.
Dec 21 2009 11:14AM
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206

A NEW CAR

Dec 21 2009 1:50PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
a grandson

lol
Dec 21 2009 1:51PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
Craftsman BBQ set. All the tongs and forks and shit have screwdriver handles.


Dec 21 2009 1:53PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
flesh light and an ebony goddess magazine should do it
Dec 21 2009 1:55PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
hahhahaha
Dec 21 2009 1:56PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
lolz at the grandson suggestion..

i got my father some ski goggles of TD (nice ones, his were shit)

Then i also got him some really nice leather driving gloves. (his are thrashed to pieces)



get him a book maybe? im pretty sure all dads love reading books, along with the standard issue golf stuff.
Dec 21 2009 1:58PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i got my dad a card with a big breasted asian chick dressed like an elf(see my thread about my dad an porn to get the joke)
Dec 21 2009 1:59PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i got my dad an American flag
his was getting ripped to shreds hanging outside on the flag pole and this one is supposedly designed for high winds and to last 5 years
Dec 21 2009 2:02PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
cigars.
nice beer.
Dec 21 2009 2:06PM
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Elden-JR
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
definetly a movie only a dumb or uncool dad would not like a movie  especially an action movie
Dec 21 2009 2:15PM
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lindsayjibber
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I got my dad a cool pocket watch with my picture behind the hands. Its really cool.
Dec 21 2009 2:40PM
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