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ButteredToast.
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Giraffe necks make great garden hoses. The only problem is that we can't brush our teeth with elephant tusks.

So I ask you, would you even change your cars lemonade if it had marshmallows for wheels?
Dec 20 2009 11:57PM
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Forkstealer
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... U liek mudkipz?
Dec 20 2009 11:59PM
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BootySpunk.
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EVAN I SAW YOU TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 20 2009 11:59PM
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Noss.
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that monkey farts smell like a pineapple upside down cake
Dec 21 2009 12:03AM
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apcaipse
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That's what happens when you punch a hooker with syphilis in the vagina.
Dec 21 2009 12:11AM
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pomme-de-terre
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wait.. so... if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
Dec 21 2009 12:16AM
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pianoman
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4 and half. one to lower the neck of the wolf, another to change the f in fiver to an r so you can cross it, one more as a raft so you ctually can cross it, one to actually shingle the dog house and the remaining half pancake should shield you from the wolf whose neck is lowered, as well as to provide flotation to the cement canoe.
Dec 21 2009 12:23AM
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pianoman
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4 and half. one to lower the neck of the wolf, another to change the f in fiver to an r so you can cross it, one more as a raft so you actually can cross it, one to actually shingle the dog house and the remaining half pancake should shield you from the wolf whose neck is lowered, as well as to provide flotation to the cement canoe.
Dec 21 2009 12:24AM
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OhMyBosh
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Dec 21 2009 12:37AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I just unlocked the Chick-Fil-A perk in Modern Warfare 2. I now drop waffle fries when I die.
Dec 21 2009 4:24PM
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d@ringharry
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no, the ductape doesn't grow raisins it grows pineapples, but the baby teeth is right on point
Dec 21 2009 4:44PM
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ButteredToast.
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All you have to do is wrap the gum wrapper around the flux capacitor and drench it with nacho cheese.

Then and ONLY THEN will the duct tape grow raisins.
Dec 21 2009 8:06PM
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Blurst
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but with the size of the goat you made need to look in to real estate lwayers to protect you from the carpet
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Dec 21 2009 8:09PM
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860media*
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hmmm theoretically it is possible if it is raining potatoes on a tuesday at approximately 3 am. Also u must be riding a green zebra that has lobster claws 7 feet wide.
Dec 21 2009 8:11PM
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C00N3Y
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i think hes smoking the same stuff as ohmybosh


Dec 21 2009 8:11PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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is your weed laced again
Dec 21 2009 9:16PM
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Swervasaurus
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swampurtz r zooo much better
Dec 21 2009 9:31PM
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Delaney
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yes
Dec 21 2009 10:16PM
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Justin.B
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has anyone other then the man in black ever been to the home on the end of that seatbelt knucke blocker.
Dec 22 2009 12:30AM
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g.muelheims
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couldn't have said it better, without the



















myself
Dec 22 2009 12:45AM
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PeterWojnar
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If Napoleon likes the Waterpark on school days and Shamu sneezes on a Man-Purse, how does a washing machine polish a featherless duck?
Dec 22 2009 12:46AM
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Enjoi.
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If a car running on kool-aid is moving at 9000 penises per hour then how many jews fit in honda fit while teabagging your anus through your infected cornea?
Dec 22 2009 12:50AM
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Big_Spence
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Dec 22 2009 3:04AM
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Jahseph.
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I cant believe i found this when im drunk. It was super confusing yet made perfect sense, does that make any sense?
Dec 22 2009 3:11AM
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ButteredToast.
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It makes about 50 cents. That's assuming you have an invisible fence for your penguin, of course.
Dec 23 2009 1:55AM
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matweary
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50 cents + 2 goneria infested girafes is better than simon dumont covered in seamen
Dec 23 2009 2:02AM
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Nicholas.
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this thread just made me pissed off.
Dec 23 2009 2:02AM
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kstanz
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i concur
Dec 23 2009 2:04AM
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Gnarshred
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Thats cause you're was not in the right movie theater for christmas to be beaten by snake want some doors.
Dec 23 2009 2:05AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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i do found a lot many of the it crocs shoes great fantstic is are it they ah see it they do i do internalize the situations maker it they do how
Dec 23 2009 2:16AM
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ButteredToast.
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on I always say.

I kan kownt too potaytoe
Dec 23 2009 2:24AM
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