Replying to Official: Liftie Experiences Thread

There have been minor threads about this in the past but nothing major so i thought i'd do one well... cuz lifties sometimes say funny shit and sometimes they're, to put it very nicely, jerks.

Now to start off i'll share some of my liftie experiences. A preemptive cool story hansel will suffice. Cool. Story. Hansel.
Muha

Now: Scene: The Kiddie lift at winter park
Background: I'm only goodish at rails. I suck at them jumpers.
Me: Whats up
Liftie: Can you do a trick
Me: Yup
Liftie: Can you front flip
Me: Nope
Liftie: Can you Backflip
Me: Nope
Liftie (as we were pulling away): Then you can't do a trick motherfucker

On the kiddie lift mind you, not the way to talk with younglin's around

And then they heckle you, especially where i ski. I was asked everytime i rode the lift for a day if I had bought a belt yet.

Sorry my stories are not quite epic, just kinda hoping they started it off. Anyway lets hear them!