Replying to Funniest criminal record

dudes right this started off after i was walking home from school right and it was a snowday so i was chucking snowballs, and a friend dare me to hit the next car that came round the corner and it turned out it was a police car so i hits bonnet and they pulled over and said oit you want a word (and they where two sexy police women) shes says do you think your big i said no, do you think your hard i said not at the moment but i think im funny and shes says i can give you a criminal record for throwing a snowball at her car but this is a warning,,,, come on you cant get a record for throwing a snowball at a police car ( in england dont know about the usa) well whats your views on this subject but it was so jokes i cracked up