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well that shit you be spittin dont rhyme,
but on yo clit i be shittin in good time
doin that fetish stuff all day every day
dive on that muff like hey, ok
but enough about my stories now ill tell you the deal
bout how im superunknown like cory, hot like jessica biel
and when i stomp like rory i make the bitches squeal
like oh shredthegnarnia my tits you can feel
http://www.purevolume.com/theottotunes
This reminds me of my friends brothers rap, he skis, but im not sure if hes on newscholers
ya just some lyrics i though up.. haah jokes
I just want to go ski
Get all my shit for free
(Whoa)
Have fun eternally
Or ’til I blow my knee
(Whoa)
Hitting jumps of all sizes
Competing for prizes
And contracts and hos
(Contracts and hos)
I’m a marginal rider
With papes and a lighter
And my friend’s a pro
My friend’s a pro (6x)
So you wanna go ski
And be balling like me
Never pushing the limits
Staying injury free
Fuck waxing bases
Bitch, I don’t know how
Fuck sharpening edges
I’ve got team managers now
Skiing three days a week
For just two hours a day
And the number one reason
Is so that I can get paid
Don’t you front on me
This is as hard as it get
I need my MacBook Pro
I need my Intermanet (Internet)
If you think you’re a pro
This log of snus is for you
Don’t spill a drop of that sizzurp
Or else you’ll drink from my shoe
I’m as tight as they come
Just letting everybody know
I was made for this shit
I’m as white as the snow
Fuck all you fuckers
This shit is fucking fucked
Hating shits, fuck you
You motherfucking chumps
I came out to Super Sessions
Fit to flick a bean
Uh oh, bitches, run
Here comes the Dream Team
I just want to go ski
Get all my shit for free
(Whoa)
Have fun eternally
Or ’til I blow my knee
(Whoa)
Hitting jumps of all sizes
Competing for prizes
And contracts and hos
(Contracts and hos)
I’m a marginal rider
Your shit might be tighter
But my friend’s a pro
My friend’s a pro (6x)
So you want to go ski
And be gnarly like me
Get shots and show up
In the DVD’s and magazines
Some fools think it’s easy
But that’s because they don’t see
It takes me 50 tries to get
A single trick that looks clean
And that’s why haters hate
But I won’t ever let it
Bother me. And if it does
I picture my newest edit.
Picture, um, syrup-sipping
Picture, um, Scotty Pippen
Picture other shit they talk about all the time in hip-hop albums?
Ayo, hold on a minute
I ain’t even finished
I got a cell phone
With all the pros’ names in it
I got a black key
I got a gold chain
If it’s on Jon tonight
I’m pouring champagne
I’m looking tight in the air
Keeping my steeze together
Something, something, something
Afterbang, or whatever
(Whatever)
Fuck flat, motherfucker
‘Cuz I’m on a slope
Not ‘cuz I’m dope
I’m friends with a pro
Bright colors used to be whack
But then they came right back
Pro skiers look like a bag of Skittles
When I decide to go ski
It’s all eyes on me
They saying, “Oh man, he’s the shittles!”
Still grinding
Still hustling
Afterbanging
And trick busting
To my ladies, and my shorties, and my hos
Get to dancing and grind on them pros
you think this thread is thebeesknees? well ive got news for you son
ive got 99 problems but THIS IS GAY
you think you can make fun of my mom
why don't you just go blow your dick off like a bomb
ya i might join in on this thread
but i am pretty tired i might have to go to bed
im going to finish this ryhm anyway
but by the time im done it's going to be christmas day
so i'll let you guys fight it out
but always remember never forget im the best rapper ever thats witout a doubt
I throw the yola in the pot, letit simmer and bathe
Add a little baking soda, make itfoam like aftershave
I like to serve my dope wet,cause it weigh a hella lot mo'
You can smell the residue and thefumes from next do'
Ughhh, turf superstar, microwavesand pickle jars
Portable digital scales, custompainted muscle cars
Pimpin where the razor blade? Usea safety pin
What they goin fo'? Nigga whatyou tryin to spend?
When it's a drought I just sit onmy dope and wait
for the prices to skyrocket andrise like real estate
I got that ice cream, that candy,that girl, that white white white
My car's a Charger 2006 Hemme,tight tight tight
I'm a d-boy, BOOTCH, I thoughtyou knew
Just like ehhhhhhhhhhh'rymotherfucker in my crew (BEOTCH!)
Bundle in the bushes, chopper upin the tree
AK'll light up your chest likeE.T.
EndFragmentman you all arguing like a bitch
i bet on of you is a snitch
this shits getting quite heated
so please be seated
the no1 is here, to stop this mess
lets just play some chess
that bitch be way hotter, i be makin magic like harry potter
