I have noticed the collective beauty of you over the years, only compounded by a sensually magnificent ability to ski. As I munched on my morning helping of Weetabix, I was confronted by an epiphany of glorious proportions. It is my firm belief that you ladies should pick a cause, be it charity or the increasing level of personal poverty, and combat it with a "Women of Freeskiing" calendar. You all already have the advantages of knowing photographers, being gorgeous, and having a well-established target market here on Newschoolers. I know I am not alone in saying that this would be a must-buy item this holiday season and I hope you will all consider it.
With Respect and Admiration,
-Eric Ardissono
