Yankee swap gift ideas

alright, so every year I attend a couple of christmas parties that involve a yankee swap. for those of you who don't know what this is, its a game along the lines of secret santa only everyone buys a gift and wraps it up then puts it in the middle. then everyone draws numbers from a hat and gets to pick a gift in subsequent order. when its your turn, you can a. pick a gift from the middle or b. pick someone elses gift that has already been opened (if it looks good or you want it or whatever.) thats just the basics there are some other silly rules that are unimportant.

Now, the two yankee swaps that I attend are completley different. the first one is a bunch of family freinds and usually the gifts are over the top and ridiculously funny. FOR EXAMPLE: last year there was a sex boardgame thing that came with condoms and lube and shit, but one of the lubes was missing which made it even funnier. so I need a hilarious "gag" gift for that one. usually I put in really weird shit like strange canned foods that nobody in there right mind would consume or really bad 80's records.

For the second swap, it's with straight family, so the gifts usually end up being even more ridiculous or innappropriate, or they're really fucking sweet like tasty chocolates or wine etc.

so I'm asking newschoolers to help me with some gift ideas, please make them cheap as hell as I am really broke from getting new gear this winter.

thanks for yo helpzz n shitttzz.