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Most embarrasing school expierience

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Master_Debater
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name ur most experiencing school experience.....
Dec 14 2009 11:30PM
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joly.sp
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In grade 1 pj day i peed myself laughing at something idk what it was funny

grade 10 my science teacher (25, super hot) was bent over reveling red thong me and a buddy are checking this out when he bangs his hand on the underside of the table as loud as he can and goes "ahhhhhh". we got sent to the office and had to explain the entire thing much to the laughter of the best vice principal ever.

last week we did 1 min speeches on a random topic, some kid does "puppies". while meaning to say "when you bring a puppy home with you it smells good", he said " puppies smell good when they come." the entire class lost it and the kid had to talk for another 30secs. hahhaa

Mar 29 2010 12:11AM
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Downtofilm
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Pissed in my tracers boot in pre school we were all going out fir a walk as she put her foot in she pulled it out and it was dripping of piss
Mar 29 2010 3:21AM
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applejuice.
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we were doing a school wide project on different nations, my class chose brazil. each group had to pick a different topic about brazil and then present it, my friend and i chose carnival. so we had this whole elaborate presentation in which we danced and all this crap. so we were warming up in the hallway before we went into present and the clip that held my top around my neck unfastened and it fell down. i was standing there infront of all these people completely embarrassed trying to reclip it behind my neck. fast forward like 10 minutes when we actually presented and everyone slow clapped when we walked on and someone said "this better be the same show that we saw in the hallway." mortified.



Mar 29 2010 1:17PM
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Master_Debater
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bump cause i wanna read more stories
Dec 20 2010 10:22PM
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Just_Send_It
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Dec 20 2010 10:37PM
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Master_Debater
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work?
Dec 20 2010 10:42PM
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Swaggermager
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My thread
Dec 20 2010 10:42PM
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ORDEAL
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Skipped out of music class in like first grade because I "felt sick". It was funny because I actually did feel a little sick. Right as I'm walking through the older kids hallway I puke. Not a little mouthful, but my whole entire stomach. I had blackberries for lunch too. I went home and playd backyard sports baseball or whatever it's called.
Dec 20 2010 11:03PM
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ThaLetterM.
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got an office referral for "farting with feet on desk"..not that embarrassing, mostly just fucking awesome.
Dec 20 2010 11:30PM
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PJS.
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lol what else do you do when you know ones coming?
Dec 20 2010 11:37PM
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JustDidIt
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in 6th grade, first day of school i started to get a migrane but didn't do anything about it because i was too afraid. by 10th (last) period, i finally told a teacher. the nurse called my mom and she came and got me, but by the time she did it was the end of 10th period and i ended up puking in the bushes in front of the school just as everyone got out of school. great start to middle school.


then in i think 8th grade, i was waiting to get picked up by my dad, but he was running late. the exact same truck he had pulled in after almost all the kids were picked up. i got in and said, "its about time!" to a strange man who wasn't my dad. i jumped out of that truck pretty fast
Dec 21 2010 11:08AM
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pmsnow
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A teacher caught me fingering an ex in the bathroom in 8th grade. Wasn't too embarrassing for me but for the girl it was.

I have witnessed something horrifically embarrassing and nasty. Our high school football team had mcdonalds before traveling to another town for football and one of the kids got sick. We were in the taos box so we couldn't pull over. the kids ended up taking a nasty diarrhea in the trash can. Worst smell ever. then the kid proceded to run into the girls locker room and destroy it while the volleyball team was still in there. they ran out gagging
Dec 21 2010 11:30AM
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Anathema
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i was hanging from the crossbar of a soccer goal during gym class and this girl i knew came up behind me and pantsed me, boxers and all. she pulled them clean off, and everyone saw my junk. that was awkward for a few days.

Dec 21 2010 11:54AM
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paige.
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At the parent-teacher night in kindergarten I was super excited to show my parents some statue I had made and ended puking all over the classes art display in front of my entire class and ALL of their parents.

Then in gr. 5 I was playing tag or something and somehow slipped and fell in this mud pit. I was full on caked in the stuff so I had to go to the office and phone for my mom to come bring me clean clothes. Then the next day I fell in exactly the same mud pit (it was like 2ft wide, I really don't know how I managed it) but my mom didn't answer the phone so I had to wear some boys clothes that were twice the size of mine.

Other than that there was just the time where the playground supervisor told me I was fine and sent me to class after I fell off the monkey bars. Got to class and my teacher took one look at me and freaked out. They called my mom to immediately take me to the hospital, and had a stretcher for me right away at the hospital. Turned out I had a fractured wrist, a concussion, a super swollen face and 2 chipped teeth. All because I had miscounted when I was trying to jump to the third monkey bar and fell maybe 3 feet onto bark mulch.
Dec 21 2010 12:09PM
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.Annydrew.
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I poo'd my pants in reception (age 4-5 i think?), i didnt let anyone come into the nurses room, i made them call my dad to come and clean me up.
Dec 21 2010 12:12PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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DO WORK PLEASE
Dec 21 2010 12:15PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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In the 7th grade, one day I woke up late and didn't have time to eat breakfast, shower, or anything. Then my mom had to leave for work so she couldn't give me a ride to school. I was super stressed and I looked like shit, and I had to ride my bike to school.
I got to school, and I felt terrible. We were doing a lab in science, and I had to just go right in and get started because I was late. We started to do the lab, and I got really hot because I was wearing a ski coat because I didn't want people to see my shirt or something.
Whenever there is something wrong with me, I have a really hard time telling people about it. So I start feeling really light headed and weird, so I get up to ask the teacher if I can go to the nurse. Next thing I know everything is going fuzzy, and then I wake up to the nurse and my science teacher and the whole class looking at my semi-conscious body laying on the floor. The nurse walks me down to her office, and I am super pale and drowsy. The nurse call all of my parents numbers, but they don't answer because they always go to the gym while i'm at school and leave their phones in the car. IT SUCKED
Dec 21 2010 12:25PM
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DUKES
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well its not embarrassing for me but in the 7th grade in science, the kid next to me had to piss like a motherfucker, and he tried to get permission to go but the teacher denied his request. so 10 minutes later i hear water like dripping and so i look next to me and the kid pissed in his seat, needless to say he earned the nickname puddles

in the 6th grade in english class a kid across the room needed a pencil so i had one, and he told me to throw it and i seemed a little sketched by that so i wound up and right in mid flight my teacher walks right in to the missle and hits her right below her eye and i was accused of htting the teacher on purpose and i got oss, and i barely passed the class......that motherfucker

andthis one isnt embarrassing for me but in 11th grade in yearbook class i was the the main editor and i had other students that would build pages and shit, so i had these two students that were always fuckin around with each other like makin out and touchin eachother, and they didnt do shit so we would get behind on submitting pages, but one day i saw the two walk into the bath room and i knew what they were doin cause of all the ruckus they were makin, so i called the principle and teacher down to make approvals of our progress so i had the class, teacher, and principle gather around the computer that was the closest to the bathroom, so i had everyone be quiet and g over the progress and the kids in the bathroom make some "noises," then everyone is staring at the bathroom and the principle knockes on the door, and asks who is in there one kid says it was just them but i said that another kid was missing, so the principle opens the door with her keys and opens the door and there in front of everyone are those tards fucking in plain view. my mission was complete
Dec 21 2010 1:05PM
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.JPolster
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1) So i was talking to my friend in social class and in true NS fashion i said all chicks love it when you pee in there butt. Little did i know that they creepy female sub was standing right behind me and said "Not all chicks" then winked at me and walked away. (Sidenote the sub looked like a fucking zombie )

2) I was reading from our textbook in bio class and it was talking about organisms adaptations in the wilderness. So for like 10 min i was reading and every-time the word organisms came up i managed to say orgasms. The class must have thought i had something better on my mind

Dec 21 2010 1:11PM
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egg.
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kind of a dick move but it made me laugh
Dec 21 2010 1:16PM
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PJS.
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pun intended?
Dec 21 2010 1:19PM
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DUKES
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i aint one to fuck wit
Dec 21 2010 1:20PM
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Emma_Watson
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going to an all guys highschool.
Dec 21 2010 1:30PM
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tripnip
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i had a teacher last year that was very weird and wore short skirts but this time she had about a 3ft piece of toilet paper hanging from under her skirt that was the best part of science.
and one time in gym class we were changing and some kid took all of my cloths except my boxers and i had to walk all the way across the gym to the gym teachers office for some loaner cloths. sad to say but middle school sucks.
Dec 21 2010 1:37PM
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little1337
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in 6th grade i hated my science teacher so 1 day i snuck into his room at lucch and proceeded to shit and stick a dead salmon in one of his cabinets. Next block all i hear is him running down the hall screaming WHOS THE FUCKTARD WHO SHAT IN MY ROOM???? he retired right then and there....
Dec 21 2010 1:51PM
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Blake.P
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In 9th grade, I was in a religion class where we did meditations. One day, the teacher let us lay on the ground if it would help us. I did, and ended up falling asleep pretty quickly. I got woken up 45 minutes later, halfway through the class, with everybody around me staring at me (including the girl I was trying to get with) and it was really embarrising. Apparently the only reason they woke me was I was starting to snore pretty loudly durring the tewcher's lecture. The teacher wasn't trippin so it was all good
Dec 21 2010 1:52PM
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maximiliaan
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sneeze and farted...
Dec 21 2010 1:52PM
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PJS.
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funny, but woulda been better if you sed you woke up in a room with a 4 foot t-rex and natalie portman riding said t-rex, while chad ochocinco fires a potato gun at a lifesize replica of darth vader. just saying
Dec 21 2010 1:54PM
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TheRealEvan.
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lmfao
Dec 21 2010 4:18PM
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.Blake.
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My freshman year at CU Boulder I decided to take some "Liquid E" on St. Patty's day, you know to step it up a notch. The bottle tells you take take a cap full, but it was St. Party's day so I drank about half the bottle (the bottle was 12 oz.). The stuff takes half an hour to kick in so I took it 30 mins before one of my recitations in the business school. My roommate (NS username: TechnoPotamus) and I went to recitation and after about 10 minutes into class I realized that a cap full would have sufficed. It is at this point that I started to spin, or the room was spinning, I still can't decide which it was, and I knew I had to bail.

I made it about 20 steps down the hallway before the throw up hit. It chose the perfect time to come up also, right as I was passing a woman about he age of 65 who probably worked in the library. Not wanting her to see me yak all over the place I attempted to hold it in my mouth and then made the poor decision to try and swallow it. As we all know, this induces a throw up of 10 to 20 times larger than the initial so I proceeded to throw up all over the floor, in the business school, in front of this old woman. We both look at the mess then back at each other, then I run.

As I turn the corner to make my way to the bathroom, my luck increases and I spot a policeman at the end of the hallway, right by the mens bathroom. This is an issue because I have just consumed "Liquid E" and have garden fresh throw up on my shirt. I made it to the bathroom by walking backwards, pretending to look at random flyers on the wall for shitty apartments for rent or some nerds offering tutor sessions. Once safely stowed away in a stall, I gave TechnoPotamus a call and had him come in and give me his undershirt and went back to our dorm to celebrate my escape with some Keystones and McCormicks.

Another St. Party's Day success at Boulder.
Dec 21 2010 4:25PM
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the.cheat
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freshman year bio we had a test, i finished early, so i went to sleep. i'm told i let a huge fart out in the silence of the test in my sleep.
Dec 21 2010 4:35PM
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freidchicken
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assembly with the whole school, at the back and accidentally unleash an earthquake of a fart and everyone turned around some of the teachers started to laugh and i was as red as a slit throat.
Feb 19 2015 12:11PM
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Holzsteezy*
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wtf. score of 3 on a 200+ comment thread. lool
Feb 19 2015 7:30PM
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notspoicey
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Holzsteezy*wtf. score of 3 on a 200+ comment thread. lool


You couldn't upvote things in 2009
Feb 19 2015 9:04PM
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percs
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3rd grade, an ugly/disliked girl was sitting next to me during reading time (her name was Frankie lol). We were alone and she was like "Kiss me, I won't tell anyone". I was kinda desperate and kissing a girl sounded good so I said why not and kissed her. Later that night her mom calls my mom and my moms like wtf Keith I thought you hated that girl. I didn't have an explanation and all my friends made fun of me for it cause she was super ugly. She lied and told everyone
Feb 19 2015 10:29PM
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caleb.delaney
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One time during my algebra 2 final my teacher left the room to go give some kid shit and i was having a pretty bad day so i decided to stand on my desk and yell out "You know what fuck this" and promptly walked out the door and right into my teachers chest who had heard the whole thing and was pretty pissed
Feb 22 2015 11:44PM
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.SillyGoose
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Pants'd during edward 40 hands. Wearing a bathing suit.

Been dating the girl that pulled my pants up for me for almost a year now so that's kinda nice.
Feb 23 2015 2:04PM
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JUM
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During finals last semester this kid had his headphones plugged into his phone while they were in his pocket and they had one of those buttons on it to play/pause music. But somehow it started playing a porn video that he had been watching, and since we were taking a test it was dead silent and everyone could hear what was happening through his headphones. The really bad part was our teacher herd and took him in the hall to talk to him about it.
Feb 24 2015 8:39PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Freshman year of highschool the bathroom stall door got jammed so I decided to climb over the stall door, I lost my grip and slid down the door onto the coat hook and ripped my ball sack. There was blood everywhere and I could see my nuts and my nut sack was ripped into two pieces. I then walked to the nurse and told her I had to go to the hospital and that I needed to call my mom, 4 hours later I was having reconstructive surgery on my balls.

'Sal good now and can Probably still have kids.
Feb 24 2015 8:59PM
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JGWI
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Filet-O-FishFreshman year of highschool the bathroom stall door got jammed so I decided to climb over the stall door, I lost my grip and slid down the door onto the coat hook and ripped my ball sack. There was blood everywhere and I could see my nuts and my nut sack was ripped into two pieces. I then walked to the nurse and told her I had to go to the hospital and that I needed to call my mom, 4 hours later I was having reconstructive surgery on my balls.

'Sal good now and can Probably still have kids.

You win


I once fell all the way down the bleachers at a talent show. Had 1600 eyes staring at me for a good 20 seconds.
Feb 24 2015 9:28PM
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Peteza_Rollz
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Had a raging boner and the the teacher made me get up and pass out papers so I walked around bent over.

Another time was at lunch when I had a hard one and everyone got up to leave and I yelled "Wait i've got a boner!" and everyone around us got quiet.
Feb 24 2015 9:29PM
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