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Most embarrasing school expierience

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Master_Debater
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name ur most experiencing school experience.....
Dec 14 2009 11:30PM
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ROOS.
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All right. I play goalie in lacrosse, and have since i was in 5th grade. So one day in 7th grade at practice, i was in the crease holding it down, when one of the bigger kids on my team broke away from his man on a drill we were doing. He ran to the top of the crease and as hard as he could ripped the ball from about three feet away. It hit me square in the testicles, it was a snipe in every definition of that word. I crippled over and let out a high pitched squeal (couldn't help it). Now this wouldn't have been all bad if two things didn't happen. My mom had just driven up to the field to pick me up to go to an appointment and saw the whole thing, AND the entire girls lacrosse team just so happened to be walking by at the exact moment i got smashed in my gens. So i sat there holding my crotch in the fetal position crying, yes i was crying (try not crying when you get hit with a flying chunk of rubber in the gonads) while my mother looked on, and my team and the entire girls lax team laughed at me.
Mar 24 2010 9:00PM
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.Jack_S.
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I was taking a piss in a urinal when a teacher walked in the bathroom and as he passed me to go to the stall he said hey jack, and hes a big loud ass teacher and i got scared and jumped and did about a 270 degree turn and pissed on his pant leg.....he didnt say anything just looked at his leg then me then his leg then me then he walked on haha
Mar 24 2010 9:05PM
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FBGM
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well this isn't really embarrassing, but its a story from school so i'll tell it anyway. when i was in third grade i was in class and we had a sub. i really had to go to the bathroom but she was a fucking slut and wouldn't let me go, so i just peed in my pants so she would have to deal with it. and then i got to leave school for the day and my parents took me out for pizza. it was awesome
Mar 24 2010 9:15PM
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blong131
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backstory, we're on a first name basis with our prof, her name is kate

so last night im in class next to him and he goes to make a comment to the prof, "kitty, i think..."

its an older woman. and he called her kitty. not letting him live that one down
Mar 24 2010 9:35PM
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Beepboop123
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ha wow these are great
Mar 24 2010 9:43PM
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TheButterHashira
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Hmmm might have been when some girl caught me picking a scab in third grade and like the cunt she was yelled "look everybody hes picking his scab EWWWWWW!".
Another bad one was when this big black kid on the bus said "nigga you a bitch" and started slapping the shit out of my face. That one is kind of funny in hindsight though.

Mar 24 2010 9:51PM
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WaterBottle
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freshmen year me and my friend were walking down the hall right by a whole class with 30+ kids in it... my voice must've cracked real hard.. and the whole class starts a chorus of laughter...

anyone else have bad voice cracking experiences?
Mar 24 2010 9:54PM
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mode2n
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these are so amusing
Mar 24 2010 9:57PM
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yourthemannowdog
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I thinking pissing myself during play time. FUCK i had plans with those blocks, i was making the fucking empire state building at age 6. I don't think i had anything majorly bad.

The other day i was walking home from track and i was go past the annex and school busses and a guy walks out from a bus and says "Hey" i reply with "Hey" of course an then he says "Whats good?" I said "Walking home..." He then brings his hand that is holding is blackberry and presses the speakerphone button and puts it too his ear and walks away, i heard him say "Some dumb ass though i was talking to them" good thing no one was there and he was new. I was creeped out when he said "whats good?" considering i haven't talked to him and he is part of the bus matinence crew.
Mar 24 2010 10:05PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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Fuck today i was in the library and we were talking about a girl and i was like yeah she wants to suck my dick and my lady teacher walks behind me and hears everything and the girls in the class
Mar 24 2010 10:08PM
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Smuffy
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one of my teachers was counting down for silence, so he went 3...2...1... and right then i let one rip, nice and juicy. it was classic, but he was pissed.
Mar 24 2010 10:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Some kids I know in grade 10 come up to me and they had a big box of condoms from the health office(they're in grade 10 give em a break) and we all start talking about it or whatever. This real hardass teacher was walking by behind me right as I said "yeah, I really like condoms for beating off, they make cleaning up the mess easier" He just stared at me as he kept walking. I almost pissed my pants with laughter.



This one's not embarrasing for me, but in grade 8 I had this teacher named Mr. McConnell who was about to retire..and coincidentally did not give a FUCK. He had a projector up for some sort of science presentation. He left the room to go get something I put up like hardcore fat lady porn(it was on his account so it wasn't blocked) and he comes back in and orders everyone to leave..and we proceed to watch him through the window in the door look at the porn for a good 10 minutes before closing it.
Mar 24 2010 10:28PM
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Chompo.
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haha these are great
Mar 24 2010 10:28PM
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ChanchoVelez.
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wow...these threads tonight have made me laugh harder than i can remember. fuck i love ns
Mar 24 2010 10:33PM
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8088
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thou art a winner sir
Mar 24 2010 10:40PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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this
Mar 24 2010 10:44PM
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Squid.
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Thought I was gonna do a SBD fart, but it came out loud as fuck in class and it smelled really bad.

Worst part was I was sitting next to a girl who I was trying to get with
Mar 24 2010 10:45PM
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Logey.
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I once let out the ripest, loudest, longest, juiciest, smelliest, massive fart ever as soon as the class quieted down. I got an office referal..

Mar 24 2010 10:58PM
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ike.
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when we went to visit the big "middle school" in grade 2 for some choir thing, i had always pulled my pants down all the way to my ankles to pee (in a stall) and had to pee at the middle school, but all the stalls were taken, and so i took my pants all the way down to pee in a urinal, (cuz i had to pee so bad). I got laughed at and made fun of by the "big" kids.
Mar 24 2010 11:02PM
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Negro_Jesus
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/504848/ to correct this her dad was actually waiting for a call and got the text

in grade four i was on my way to tell the teacher i was feeling sick and i almost puked on this kid and then puked like 4 times on my way to the bathroom.. finally got to the toilet and didnt need to puke anymore

and this one isnt mine but this fat kid on my baseball team was chatting up some chick at a party and puked all over her and a full chicken bone came up and landed on her shoulder and didnt fall off. some kid beat the shit out of him after that.

Mar 24 2010 11:22PM
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_CC_
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i might have a tie between these two

1) outside at recess in the 3d grade i really had to fucking pee. It was winter, so i didnt want to go through all the trouble of taking my snowpants off. on my way inside with the rest of the class i inevitably peed my pants. spent the rest of the day in my snowpants and told everyone i lost my real pants.

2) 6th grade gym class. We had these changing stalls with curtains in our locker room. I thought they were really fun to play on. So one day i was swinging on one of them, it fell off the runner, my legs hit the bench and my face hit the lockers. it was a sight to be seen, a four foot nothing 11 year old in a wolf shirt careening into a wall.
Mar 25 2010 12:11AM
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ashamedkrew
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this is sooooo good. i've honestly laughed for a solid 15 minutes reading through this thread
Mar 25 2010 12:13AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i remember one time in 3rd or 4th grade me and a few of my friends were playing kill the carrier, i had the ball and i was running fast as fuck around these slides and two kids came from opposite directions and tackled me from both sides, i hit the ground and cut my leg, we all stood up laughing and kept on playing but thte teacher came over and yelled at both the kids for "bullying me" while the whole time i was standing there telling her how we were just playing kill the carrier, both the kids ended up getting In school suspension for the rest of that day, and then the next two on top of that. i felt like such a fucking asshole for those kids getting ISS because of me.

later that same day, right after recess, i purposefully started acting out in class so the teacher would send me to ISS with my friends. i remember i stood up to "sharpen my pencil" but instead walked up and stood next to her and mocked everything she said, it worked so fucking well.

also, when i was in 2nd grade, on the bus ride home, this older kid (5th grade) punched me hard enough to get a bloody nose, because i wouldn't trade this Pokemon card with him (charizard for a vulpix? nigga please!) the school called my mom afterward, and she drove over to this kids house and bitched him out in front of his mom. i was embarrased, but the kid was a bitch anyways so whatever. when i was in 4th grade i stole like 3/4 of his pokemon collection while he was in the front of the bus getting a tissue. fuckin pussy.
Mar 25 2010 12:15AM
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asapCferg
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These stories are so hilarous
Mar 25 2010 12:26AM
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TheHuggyBear
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My fresh out of high school math teacher and i always would joke around in class about how much i thought she was hott(evidently thats innapropriate) so one day i cut out a picture of my face and pasted it over her new husbands face in their wedding picture. Me, her, the whole class, the whole math department thought it was funny as shit. Next day her husband is sitting in the desk behind me..i didnt talk for the rest of the year.

Ok dont know why it hasnt been mentioned yet but im going to call first

Fell asleep in marketing...teacher woke me up to right something on the board just because i was asleep...had a boner. its happened to almost every guy on here, dont lie
Mar 25 2010 12:31AM
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WikiWiki
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first day of school in pa after moving here- 7th grade had gym class- fell down in a basketball game- tore a giant hole right in the butt part of my pants- had to wear shitty old gym shorts on top of them the whole day- next 5 years were some good times though- and now college is even better
Mar 25 2010 12:34AM
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landonn
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Hahahahaha, no way.
Mar 25 2010 12:40AM
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Shaky_Jake
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So during my American History class my junior year we were watching some boring movie to pass the time when I started to feel sick. Everything started going all slow mo and the guy to my right looks over at me because I am turning green. And then I vomit all over my desk, every head in the room went from the screen to me. And then I feel another wave of puke sneaking its way up, needless to say I vomit a couple more times. Just when everyone thinks I am done, I vomit a couple more times. The teacher stands up, walks over to my desk and asks "Are you done yet?".

Everyone then leaves the room because it starts to smell, and some girls are freaking out because they can't stand some guy throwing up like 5 times. So after that the teacher would always joke "Okay we are going to watch a movie today, nobody throw up".  She is still one of my favorite teachers.
Mar 25 2010 12:49AM
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Kevski
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Wish I'd read this thread before...
I recently posted a pic of a nice girl I know with a story accompanying it. Turns out the brother of another girl who knows the girl in story decided to tell his sister about the thread and show her. Thankfully I got the thread deleted before the original girl saw it, but it was only a matter of time and if it happened things wouldn't have been that great.


And back to the school thing. In either kindergarten or grade 1 I was out for recess on the other side of the grounds. I needed to pee but it felt like so far away to get back to the school, and there weren't any people around me so I decided to pee on a tree. Back then I dropped my pants all the way to pee, and as I was doing so a bunch of "older kids" came up behind me, noticed what I was doing, and laughed their asses off.


Mar 25 2010 1:10AM
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Willard
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hahah i shit my pants in middle school cause i couldnt hold it during recess..... went to 2 classes and semi got away with no one knowing it was me.....
Mar 25 2010 1:15AM
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chames
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Health class, freshman year. Our teacher was telling her tragic life story, right at the part where her brother died a gruesome death, and of course i ripped ass super loud, thinking it was going to be a SBD(dont you love those). The worst part was i tried to blame it on the half retarded kid sitting next to me, and he yelled out, "THAT WAS YOU I HEARDED IT!" Definately a cherry face moment.

Another time I tripped this pussy kid named josh when he was walking off the bus, and his mom (fat fuck) waddles onto the bus and starts screaming at me. She couldn't fit inbetween the seats so i was golden, but the bus driver was apparantly obligated to write me up. I fuckin hate fat people.

Mar 25 2010 1:56AM
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grilledsteezeyo
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in 2nd grade i peed my pants because i didnt want to leave class because we where taking a test (the state ones where u have to take them). right before the test was snack time, and i had lemonade. in the middle of the test the person next to me screams did u spill lemonade under your desk?
Mar 25 2010 10:03PM
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fourtwozero
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Pyjama day, grade 3. i got pantsed by my best friend. i dont wear boxers under my pyjamas.
Mar 25 2010 10:05PM
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soulskier
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freshmen year, math class
farted
not just any fart though, i let out a really high pitched squeak
Mar 25 2010 10:07PM
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FerrisBueller
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In seventh grade i tripped into the fucking fire alarm and pulleed the trigger of it with my nose. Got in a lot of trouble, hurt my nose, and got the blue ink shit all over my face thats squirts out when you pull it. I am fail.
Mar 25 2010 11:55PM
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twin-tip-hero
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today was actually bad.  farted and my teacher had the entire room clear out it was so bad. lol

Mar 25 2010 11:59PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Dwight Schrute: "When I was in the sixth grade I was a finalist in our school spelling B. I was me against Veraj Patel and I miss spelled in front of the entire school, the word failure."

hahahahahaha
Mar 26 2010 12:02AM
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rexalicious.
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ahahahahahahahh. i dont know why but this made me laugh really hard
Mar 26 2010 12:04AM
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DUKES
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i lold
Mar 27 2010 10:44PM
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.Max.
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HOLY SHIT! the exact same tit thing happened to me! except i was in 5th grade and the girl was in 8th, and the boobs were the biggest i had seen being a 5th grader...
Mar 27 2010 10:55PM
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BenWhit
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my friends and i play this game where we replace words in like papers. commercials, questions, etc with stuff  and one of the questions said "look at Tom's dialogue" or something and i whispered to my frend "look at toms PENIS" as the class got wicked silent, My AP teacher was not amused
Mar 27 2010 10:56PM
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PadDONski
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Senior year, my friends and I into giving each other wedgies. One day after study hall, me and another friend got a running start and pulled up so hard on another guy's briefs, we literally ripped them right out of his jeans. We stopped wedgies after that, way too dangerous.

2nd grade in class were doing words that started with "sh". My class were running out of words to say, so i raise my hand and say "shit" loudly and proudly without knowing it was swear at that point. A lot of the other kids got a laugh out of it though and the teacher was like "we do not say words like that in school". Later that night my mom had a convo on why not to say shit in school. It was pretty hilarious.
Mar 27 2010 11:51PM
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steezyjibber
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BEST THREAD I'VE EVER READ
Mar 27 2010 11:51PM
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Bukowski
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in seventh grade we were having a discussion and being bored, my friends and i were making mini paper airplanes out of the sticky notes that we were supposed to be making notes on. anyway, as the discussion continued and our boredom grew we started trying to throw them, predictably they worked horribly, except for mine, which looped around and got stuck in my teachers tight curly red hair, WITHOUT her noticing. everyone started laughing and she eventually noticed. people said it was bad ass, but i was really embarrassed and scared and ended up getting a weeks worth of detentions.
Mar 28 2010 12:27AM
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garrets
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you spank your friends?
Mar 28 2010 12:36AM
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KevinC
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i really want to know wtf is up with that.  math teacher suckin on your bellybutton? WTF!
Mar 28 2010 8:57PM
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Snowgoner
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ahhahahahahah
Mar 28 2010 9:51PM
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sklermang
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in 7th grade i had an awkward boner at a school dance that i was trying to cover up. some girl i knew asked me to dance with her friend who i didnt know well (yes people did that in 7th grade). feeling like the girl would call me out on my pre-pubertic boner i had to make an excuse. for some dumb reason (blood rush from upper head to lower?) the only thing i could think of saying was that i didn't like the girl and i ended up saying she was "chubby" (she wasnt even close?!). i had to endure the rest of the night being slapped and kicked by a lineup of girls, including the girl i had liked since elementary school until my mom picked me up 2 hours later, only to be shunned by most of the girls in my school for a month or so.

not a good start to my career as a pimp
Mar 28 2010 10:11PM
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YooperSteeze
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My threads for later.
Mar 28 2010 11:04PM
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An10a_Eng
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there is a longer story behind why i spank my friends. but sparknotes: i spank my friends
Mar 28 2010 11:23PM
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