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Most embarrasing school expierience

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Master_Debater
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name ur most experiencing school experience.....
Dec 14 2009 11:30PM
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theabortionator
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I was pretty messed up playing pong. I had loose shorts on. Wad just about to shoot and i got pants. Boxers came down all the way too. I looked down and then just shot. Sunk it too. Wasn't that bad though. I was like my pant are down whatever. If I was completely sober i prolly would have been more pissed.
Dec 15 2009 9:01PM
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deleted5
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this is an awesome thread
Dec 15 2009 9:02PM
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Master_Debater
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amen
Dec 15 2009 9:06PM
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Owen.
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That second story sounds familiar.....
Dec 15 2009 9:09PM
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Afeld
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Not completely school related, but still

was driving to school, slid out and hit the tail of a school bus in the other lane. Apparently the bus was from my school. Everyone was giving me shit for it by noon.

but mostly my threads
Dec 15 2009 9:11PM
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artfullydodged
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wat
Dec 15 2009 9:13PM
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Relish_man
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-i was checking my books to see if i had what i needed while walking to my class and when i lifted my head up, my eyes were right at my music teachers boob-level and right at that fraction of a second, the teacher looked right at me and noticed that my eyes were staring directly at her tits and she covered them with a book and walked by while staring at me.
-this one happened to my friend; he was walking down the hall and decided to sag his pants real low because he was talking about gangstas with his other friends and right when he walked by the teachers lounge, his pants dropped and our midget french teacher said ;''trying to impress me?'' i lold pretty hard.
-my friend passed out in the middle of class, smashed his head on a desk and got an epileptic fit on the floor because the retard tried to induce hyperventilation to get a high. he had never tried it before. i warned him. i also got interrogated by the principal because i told him how to do it in the first place.
-my camp friend was at the pool with his school and didnt know his dick was hanging out of a hole in his swim-shorts. he only realize about 10 mins later when a girl told him.
Dec 15 2009 9:16PM
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no_steeze
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when i was in 4th grade i got caught googling "her first big cock"

a friend told me to do it and i had no idea what it was, what porn was, or any of that lovely stuff so i didn't get in trouble because i was completely innocent, but nonetheless i had some explaining to do with my parents
Dec 15 2009 9:19PM
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have.faith
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my mom fell in the pool at a school swim meet in 5th grade.

Dec 15 2009 9:22PM
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Slinger1x1
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that was the worst thing i have ever read
your math teacher, a guy, agve you a raspberry? i think thats illegal...
Dec 15 2009 9:24PM
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Slinger1x1
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i pantsed a kid in gym, just boxers
he picked up his pants and puched me in the cheek

so i punched that fucking straight in the mouth/nose and his head went back and hit the wall
he was standing over the garbage for like 5 minutes just bleeding until a teacher came and he snitched...


don't punch people that can punch you harder




this one time, my art teacher (who we were pretty sure was gay) was showing us something on the computer for a project, and on the projecter screen, all the sudden we hear "YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and all this animal porn popped up. it was amazing




Dec 15 2009 9:31PM
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andreweckels
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what was your teachers name? my teacher has told this exact story
Dec 15 2009 9:34PM
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JahJahBinks
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Now did you really shit your pants

Dec 15 2009 9:38PM
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BEARS.
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i got an untimely erection in my least favorite jeans. theyre my least favorite because the fly doesnt work. so i have to wear a tall tee over my opened dick drawer. anyway, i was sitting in math class trying to fix my surprise boner when suddenly it revealed it self to the world under the desk. luckily my tall tee gave it adequate cover. +1 for tall tees!
Dec 15 2009 9:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
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When I was in 5th grade, I had this really huge crush on a boy who I sat next to, named Brandt. We used to chase each other on the playground, and he would always let me go first in lunch line. At library & art, we would sit next to each other. He never go me out in dodge ball, one time throwing a girly throw so I wouldn't be hit.

But that one day ended, when we were fighting over a pencil in a flirting way. It escaped our hands and fell on the floor next to me. When I bent down to get it, I slipped and smashed my face on the floor while simultaneously letting out the worlds loudest fart. He moved his desk after that happened.
Dec 15 2009 9:40PM
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kepler.
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Haha unless my 70 year old teacher is still teaching 14 years later in a state 2000 miles away I doubt it's the same lady. I'm sure it's not too uncommon to have a 6 year old throw up on you.
Dec 15 2009 9:50PM
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no_steeze
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bahahahahaha
Dec 15 2009 10:04PM
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bkimsta
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pissed myself in the bathroom, my penis was stuck to my nuts and i ended up pissing all over my pants, back to the classroom, the teachers reading a story, and she says "whats that on your pants?" the whole class looks, and i said i spilled water on myself. everyone knew that wasnt true because that water was everywhere and had a nasty smell

got pantsed butt naked in front of a whole theatre of people..
Dec 15 2009 10:15PM
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Master_Debater
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alot of people get pantsed lol
Dec 15 2009 10:40PM
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TZA.
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pics or it didnt happen
Dec 15 2009 10:45PM
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DANETRON
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Shit man we are twins. How much did you cut off? I had to go to the hospital and everything casue they over reacted

Dec 15 2009 10:53PM
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no_steeze
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o i had it long deleted...it was in the comments of a picture mrstskier posted
Dec 15 2009 11:00PM
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TZA.
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o trueee
Dec 15 2009 11:04PM
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theabortionator
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I've had it where i had to piss so bad I just sprinted the bathroom. And it was gonna burst at any second. Just got my fly open and my dick caught when i whtried to whip it out. Power washed my jeans for a second or two before i got it pointing the right way. I splashed water on my tshirt from thew water fountain and tried to play it off as getting splashing or spilling something.
Dec 15 2009 11:04PM
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jason...
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Dude you are soooo cool.
Dec 15 2009 11:05PM
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Elijah.
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WAT.
Dec 15 2009 11:14PM
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Master_Debater
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there are some messed up stories on here...
Feb 2 2010 9:54PM
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LiamMcKinley
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got pantsed (boxers and all) in the highschool lobby in front of basically the entire school...
Feb 2 2010 10:00PM
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Balto
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lolz that was a funny picture, still mad at me?

last year i called this kid in my class a "gay fag" and my teacher went off on me for like 10 min because her brother is gay or something, so of course the next day every one in school had heard about it. got a good amount of shit for that

and in 6th grade during a science test when the class was super quiet i had one of those never ending high pichted farts, that was kinda awkward
Feb 2 2010 10:01PM
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asapCferg
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Last year i was in the hall way and it was inbetween periods so everyone was in the hall. I was walking fast and somehow tripped and ate shit so hard. needless to say many people saw this happen. so emberassing
Feb 2 2010 10:23PM
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remove
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bumped a 2 month old thread.... SCORE!
Feb 2 2010 11:00PM
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GayWolf420
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Did she let you pee in her butt?
Feb 2 2010 11:12PM
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TheFlyingHonky
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Thats disturbing
Feb 2 2010 11:45PM
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BikeMlatt69
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Didn't happen to me but in the 7th grade in anatomy, they were talking about the parts of a vagina and a kids passed out.
Feb 2 2010 11:56PM
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BikeMlatt69
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kid*
Feb 2 2010 11:57PM
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gstaff
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wtf is this shit??

A few days ago i was presenting a math problem at the board. And mid-sentence the gum i had in my mouth just fell out. Instead of picking it up i just played it off like it didnt even happen.  I dont think anybody even knew.
Feb 3 2010 12:02AM
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MNS
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why the fuck would your math teacher want to suck on your belly button?

did he later ask if he could tickle your weewee?
Feb 3 2010 12:03AM
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prontocuts.com
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In like 6th grade swimming class I forgot my swim trunks and they forced me to swim with their backup swim trunks. needless to say they were pretty worn out and basically see through. awesome.
Feb 3 2010 12:15AM
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Dr.NS
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DUDE
that is some SERIOUS teacher student violation there.

espeically because im assuming you're both male

this is either potential rape

or potential homosexual fondling in the classroom


either way, MESSED
Feb 3 2010 12:27AM
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Deletedtoday
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not embarssing but funny today my history teacher was going over maturity and behavioir rules. she say "I don't want to hear any wierd inturupting noises" right as she says that i let out the creepest squeal ever and get sent out of the class.  ahaha
Feb 3 2010 1:00AM
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Ducky.
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thats embarrassing... and everyone has done it
Feb 3 2010 1:20AM
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factory81
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i saw my math teacher on a hallucinogenic drugs at an a perfect circle concert. it blew my mind as much as it blew his.


Feb 3 2010 1:35AM
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TheMoostafian
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wasnt embarrassing, just kinda funny, but last year in pe i forgot my shorts so i just went to class in my boxers covered by a tall tee.

when i was a freshmen i said to my friend "dude ms martin is so fuckin hot." right when i said that the whole class was quiet for a few seconds and everyone heard me. including ms martin. haha and she heard me say it again in the commons like 2 weeks later. i dont think she liked me too much..
Feb 3 2010 1:42AM
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kstanz
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didnt happpen to me but : one day in english class we were trying to figure out what some describing word that started with C or something along those lines. This kid blurts out clitoris and the whole class just wwent silent and then laughed. it was funny, but probably embaressing for the kid
Feb 3 2010 1:44AM
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jamers
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peed pants in fourth grade, i had button zippers, and that shit WOULDNT COME UNDONE!
haha, and talking shit in front of the teacher i was talking shit about
Feb 5 2010 11:53AM
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messplay
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6th grade camp...had to go pee realllllly bad before we got on the bus to go back, i was excited to sit next to this girl who i liked too. i went to the bathroom where a bunch of other classmates were, unzippered my jeans and went - except my urine ricocheted off the zipper flap and sprayed everywhere on my pants.

i took off my sweatshirt and tied it around my waist and wore it in a clearly obvious way to cover up my mess.

worst 2hour bus ride back in my life - everyone could smell it and my legs got soooo itchy.
Feb 5 2010 12:03PM
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schoes
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Not about me but some kid in my kindergarten class, peed his pants and didn't tell anyone just went to our classroom bathroom. He stayed in there for about an hour until someone realized he was missing and when someone said he was in the bathroom the teacher went over and asked what was the problem. He then opened the door about 3 inches and held out his wet whitty-tighties showing our teacher and asking her to get his extra pair in his backpack, the whole class heard...

Also...My teacher in pre-school stapled my finger to my dragon picture and didn't notice until she realized the flames coming out of the dragons mouth, (which weren't there before) where red.  She then saw me crying and felt really really bad. She won't stop saying "I'm sorry". At some point I think she even started to cry...
Mar 24 2010 8:47PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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puked all over the kid infront of my in 8th grade religion class. it was a strawberry shake so the entire room smelled like warm strawberries
Mar 24 2010 8:50PM
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justen.603
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me and my friend were hanging out at our lockers and we were talking about how amazingly hot one of our teachers was... right after i finish going quote on quote, "I want to fuck her in the ass so hard" her husband (another teacher) over heard... yep four detention i got for that one
Mar 24 2010 8:59PM
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Banane.
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When i dye my hair in green, like 1 week after they come yellow like pee because of the Chlorine in my pool ... kina funny.
Mar 24 2010 8:59PM
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