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Gorilla Vs Elephant

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JTL
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ok so my friend thinks that a gorilla could beat an elephant in a fight. i couldn't find any youtube videos. what does NS think?
Dec 14 2009 4:56PM
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k-rob
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why the fuck would a gorilla fight an elephant?
Dec 14 2009 4:57PM
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AlexGaynor
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well suppose a gorilla wanted the banana, and an elephant had the banana. they may fight. but i think they would probably try a peaceful settlement involving lawyers first.
Dec 14 2009 4:59PM
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k-rob
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well then the elephant would probably win, gorillas aren't legally obliged to own every banana that they want, especially if an elephant had it first.
Dec 14 2009 5:00PM
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sconniestyle
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turf war
Dec 14 2009 5:02PM
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ROOS.
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but what if the elephant took the banana from the gorilla's specific tree that it holds the rights to, making the elephant a trespasser and thief
Dec 14 2009 5:15PM
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k-rob
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hm, the gorilla would need evidence that the banana was stolen, and seeing as how gorillas don't have cameras and probably don't label the bananas on their trees, perhaps a sample of the tree cross-referenced with a sample from the banana could provide scientific proof that the banana was in fact, stolen. although cases such as this would probably be thrown out as a waste of the courts time, seeing as how gorillas and elephants don't tend to live in america.
Dec 14 2009 5:19PM
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AlexGaynor
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First you may have forgotten about the foot prints that the elephant would have left.
Second I guess you are not in law school because you have forgotten about the laws of stereo types in America which clearly state that all bananas belong to gorillas.
Third, and more importantly who would win in a fight? A donkey or an elephant?
Dec 14 2009 5:25PM
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860media*
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An elephant would straight curb stomp a gorilla.
Dec 14 2009 5:27PM
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OhMyBosh
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African or Indian Elephant?



Elephants are fucking big... but if theres one motherfucker i wouldnt want to fight it would be a gorilla.


I would pay good money to see this happen.
Dec 14 2009 5:29PM
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deleted5
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i feel this thread is going some where.
Dec 14 2009 5:30PM
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T-Holt
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Dude, you know what else is a fucking crazy animal? Chimpanzees. I know a guy who works for Ringling Bros, and he says that he say a chimp rip a cat in half once. Those things are fuckin strong.
Dec 14 2009 5:35PM
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tommyp1ckles
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okay okay

how about

seven giraffes vs a elephant
Dec 14 2009 5:37PM
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blavallee4
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i want 30 sc of mt time back for this dumb thread

Dec 14 2009 5:38PM
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JTL
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sorry my friend but i do not have that power. =[
Dec 14 2009 5:39PM
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Nathn
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An elephant would beat the shit out of a gorilla, and remember it forever. I say gorilla vs. bear would be way more epic.
Dec 14 2009 5:40PM
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OhMyBosh
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giraffes fight like faggots. they swing their necks around and hit eachother with their heads.





on second thought... elephant would pwn the gorilla. elephants skin is fucking hard as fuck, i dont think the gorilla could manage to get up there and bite through to its throat, because that would be the only way to kill it.


Dec 14 2009 5:41PM
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Elg
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what kind of gorilla are we talking about? King Kong? Or the kind from tarzan?
Dec 14 2009 5:49PM
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little1337
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It depends if the gorilla is gay and blind. If it was then it would probably suck its trunk. 3=D
Dec 14 2009 5:50PM
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JTL
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a real world gorilla a
Dec 14 2009 5:53PM
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tommyp1ckles
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what if the gorilla had a gun?
Dec 14 2009 5:58PM
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JTL
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it would have to be a very large gun. i was watching the outdoor channel and they were hunting elephants. it was messed up. they would just walk up to them and shoot them in the head. and with one of them they shot it a bunch of times with huge guns and it still took a long time to die. i thought it was illegal, and its cruel, i think
Dec 14 2009 6:02PM
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EasyEast
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i vote and elephant hands down for the win. it would own the gorilla
Dec 14 2009 6:05PM
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Smuffy
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plainly this is just the classic debate of speed and maneuverability vs power. the real question here is whether or not the elephant would be able to get in a hit. if said hit here to land, elephants would win without question. however, the speed of the gorilla may be able to pay out in the long run.
Dec 14 2009 6:10PM
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OhMyBosh
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if the gorilla can use one of these motherfuckers, i think hes got it in the bag.
Dec 14 2009 6:15PM
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k-rob
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sweet.
Dec 14 2009 6:38PM
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deleted5
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Dec 14 2009 6:40PM
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sneezin
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+K.
Dec 14 2009 6:44PM
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Slinger1x1
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i'd go with the gorilla
they are strong as fuck, and elephants are stuck on their four legs, while gorillas can walk and throw punches. they are also more agile and aggressive
last time i fought a gorilla, he beat hes hit out of me
Dec 14 2009 7:11PM
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t-roy
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elephant > 5 gorillas

a gorilla couldn't exactly just punch an elephant and win. any attack would just annoy the elephant.
Dec 14 2009 7:16PM
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OhMyBosh
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i've chilled with some elephants... and theyre fucking big dude, i dont know if the gorilla would be able to make good contact with any punches...
plus elephants have fucking tusks.

their cock is as big as me almost.
Dec 14 2009 7:24PM
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BEARS.
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gorilla.
Dec 14 2009 7:28PM
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baethoven
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this.

Dec 14 2009 7:57PM
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Dbit
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but king kong fights for his woman, is this the case for our gorrilla? if the gorilla isnt fighting for his woman ill have to go with elephant
Dec 14 2009 8:01PM
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BEARS.
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replace woman with banana. replace t-rex with elephant.
Dec 14 2009 8:07PM
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Dbit
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id have to say elephant then, elephants can be surprisingly spry
Dec 14 2009 8:27PM
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BIT
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depends on the size.
Dec 14 2009 8:31PM
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squibble
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ya i cant really think of anything that could take and elephant. rhino? has anyone else heard of that woman whos jaw was ripped off (among other brutal injuries) by a chimpanzee, it think it was on oprah
Dec 14 2009 8:33PM
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pmw
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an elephant would just fucken walk over a gorilla and stampede it to death. do you know how thick an elephants hide is? well i dont but i bet its pretty fucken thick..

i bet the rest of the animal kingdom would laugh at the gorilla that tried to beat up an elephant
Dec 14 2009 8:45PM
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