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KimJong_ILL
Posts: 74 - Karma: 739
Does any one else take rally fat poops that make your butthole hurt? I need some serious help with this one. Laxatives etc. +++K for help.
Dec 11 2009 10:54PM
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D4VE.BC
Posts: 244 - Karma: 92

quality first post for sure....

Dec 11 2009 10:56PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
bahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Dec 11 2009 11:00PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
for sure. I can sympathize with OP
Dec 11 2009 11:02PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
it's because your not regular man. the human body, when functioning properly, is supposed to expel feces after every intake of food. you gotta get 'mo regular son.
Dec 11 2009 11:02PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
Don't eat so much fiber man, just kills you when you unload.
Dec 11 2009 11:05PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
it happens occasionally. I honestly dont know what you should do... possibly see a doctor.

Shit Happens lol
Dec 11 2009 11:13PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
I pooped on a girl....
Dec 11 2009 11:16PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
drink more water?

i regularly take huge shits, and have 0 butthole pain
Dec 11 2009 11:27PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
wow this is a wicked first post.
Dec 11 2009 11:48PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
aight dude, the trick is friuts and veggies man, and alot of water, less junk food the better
Dec 11 2009 11:50PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
 
Dec 11 2009 11:50PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91

AHAHAHA so classy

Dec 12 2009 12:39AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
epic shits are fucking awesome!!!
Dec 12 2009 12:43AM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

pain is natural when your taking a huge ass shit.  It's when it doesn't hurt that i start to wonder.... means your body is accustomed to having gigantic things shoved in and out of your ass

Dec 12 2009 1:03AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
fag
Dec 12 2009 2:54AM
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Reverend_Steeze
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
fuuuck dude i know!  its like giving birth to a demon!
Dec 12 2009 3:04AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
after i got back from the mountain last night i took the biggest shit i ever have. I'm pretty sure i weighed at least a few pounds less
Dec 12 2009 3:06AM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
this is the best first post iv ever seen
ne1 else notice that this was his first post on ns?
and ya eat less fiber for sure
Dec 12 2009 8:50AM
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bryant
Posts: 273 - Karma: 31
hahaha
Dec 12 2009 9:04AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i once dropped the biggest deuce ever, it was in a roadside restaurant, i was so proud i left it there as a trophy and went into the next stall to wipe my butt so the toiletpaper wouldn't cover up my uber-sausage...
Dec 12 2009 9:13AM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
just train your a-hole with some of these motherfuckers

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Dec 12 2009 9:16AM
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KimJong_ILL
Posts: 74 - Karma: 739
thanks so much for everyones input!!
Dec 12 2009 11:33AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429

Drink bud light.

Bud mud is my worst enemy

Dec 12 2009 12:17PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
'bout sums it up.
Dec 12 2009 12:18PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
fuck you sir
Dec 12 2009 12:39PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
why do people say sir? it makes u sound like a fucking d bag
Dec 12 2009 1:05PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
ahaahahahahahaha
Dec 12 2009 4:04PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Word, that was going to be my suggestion.

Fiber gives you massive sequoia sized poo logs that will have your landlord cussing for days after paying  roto-rooter $350 to pipe snake amongst other things.
Dec 12 2009 4:11PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
this is too entertaining
Dec 12 2009 8:07PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
hahahahahaha yes
Dec 12 2009 8:10PM
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Cortez
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Dec 12 2009 8:13PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
lost it after i saw those massive dils
Dec 12 2009 8:17PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
at least 2 people before you, and the very first reply pointed this out.

you can buy stool softeners which should make it more comfortable. they recommend them to post-surgery patients because narcotic pain medication causes constipation.
and for everyone who is saying less fiber, they are stupid. fiber increase gastrointestinal activity and flushes out your body faster. take 5 seconds and google it.
Dec 12 2009 8:35PM
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lilwhiz165
Posts: 502 - Karma: 47
i had a poop so big my ass started to bleed.
Dec 12 2009 8:39PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
there's so many threads like this on NS. it cracks me up
Dec 12 2009 8:59PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
It is to stimulate powerful and intellectual minds
Dec 12 2009 9:25PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i usually make some really big claim about how crazy my poops are (which are all true by the way) but my butthole rarely hurts since it's seasoned from the nuclear shits i've done in the past so i can't in this thread, what a shame
Dec 12 2009 11:21PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
get stool softener, not laxatives. i found out that there was a difference in a painful/bloody fashion last semester
Dec 12 2009 11:39PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
wow this is just wow
Dec 13 2009 4:26PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

i was laughing through this whole thread

and yes its happened to me and it sucks.  heres what i do:  i start to push it out, realize its too big for my butthole, so i let it hang there for a while as the pain goes away.  when i get the courage back up i push a little more out.  repeat last sentence until its all out.

the worst thing about these is that you cant cortesy flush, its has to go down all at once.

Dec 13 2009 5:13PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
That's not true at all. I poop like twice a day, and sometimes they still hurt comin' out.
Dec 13 2009 5:17PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
yup it happens to me
Dec 13 2009 5:18PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
wow is all i have to say haha
Dec 13 2009 5:28PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Stop posting saying how funny this thread is. We get it.
Dec 13 2009 5:59PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I love this thread, because the OP is obviously trolling, yet everyone has offered very good advice. Troll FAIL.
Dec 13 2009 6:07PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
lol true
Dec 13 2009 6:13PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
must be one o'them fag boys....
Dec 13 2009 6:16PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

^  was hoping for some female insight on the whole "painful asshole stretching" experience

Dec 13 2009 7:01PM
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Waketowake11
Posts: 245 - Karma: 23
i hate you
Dec 13 2009 7:36PM
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