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Big day for NS legend tomorow

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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
NS's own, Eheath aka party animal is turning 21 tomorrow! Everyone wish him luck.
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
badabing badaboom
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
I'm scared.
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
eheath
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

oh boy.

dont get too rowdy evan. or do.

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lilwhiz165
Posts: 502 - Karma: 47
yeah! eheath happy bday
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
yea but your not eheath, so it doesnt matter
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,623

i turn 21 in 9 1/3 months.

swill a cobra for me e-heath, u fag.

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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
at least he can't get a beer belly
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206
ehealth
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
rofl
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
ahh 7 months.  it cant come soon enough. 
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gakc
Posts: 244 - Karma: 40

ahhhhhhhhzzzzz

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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
didnt realize he was that young. happy birthday homie
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eheath
Posts: 61838 - Karma: 125,538
ouch, or, compliment? haha i was 14 when i first found ns joined...
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
hes started early!
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
I turn 20 in 10 days.
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eheath
Posts: 61838 - Karma: 125,538
bahaha i typed something else then wanted to reword it haha


"i was 14 when i first found ns..."
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
watch out for the warmans
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,603
damn. congrats man saturday morning is gonna suck though haha
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
winecoolers for eheath!
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,790
No way! Now he can tell us what those "beer" things taste like. Gee whiz. I've always been curious, but I sure don't promote underage drinking. Thank the lordy that nobody on NS would partake.
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Brenone
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eheath
Posts: 61838 - Karma: 125,538
going to wendover (basically a mini vegas with no strip clubs on the border of utah and nevada) im probably gonna be drunk all day friday and saturday haha
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Jea Heath, do it up one time
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lineC88
Posts: 409 - Karma: 27
always a big time!
i turn 21 in 4 days!
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BackRoad
Posts: 299 - Karma: 46
just dont get caught drinking in the next 47 minutes
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
you may die
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,752
punching strippers is the new 21 shots.
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i turn 21 in 5 years and 16 days woohoo!!!!
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rot4te
Posts: 148 - Karma: 13
lawl same b-day - 4 years. kewl.
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
If he lived in Canada he could have been drinking 2 years ago! 3 years ago if he lived in Alberta or Quebec.
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juliana.
Posts: 751 - Karma: 12
yayyyy evan! i wish i was 21 to come celebrate with you :(
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@LANTASKI
Posts: 645 - Karma: 1,636
Is it a coincidence that another infamous NS'er who needs no further explanation considering who is typing this, shares the same anniversary of vaginal emergence as Eheath?
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no_steeze
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damn i always thought eheath was older...and picturing him as 14 year old is just hilarious for some reason

either way, have a good one, i expect a clownschool edit of you just ending yourself
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pho[tog]rapher
Posts: 2618 - Karma: 496
FACT: eheath is already plastered. slc community, protect your women and children. and noobs.
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carbon.pulse
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Yea heath better see more of this

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1337
Posts: 31073 - Karma: 29,599
happy birthday eheath, you are one graceful mo-fo

death by john ware from Evan Heath on Vimeo.


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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
holy shit i have never realized eheaths post count, that shit is out of hand.

happy birthday amigo, luckily for you, you are in utah...... jk
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snowfreak14
Posts: 370 - Karma: 209
well im not sure if i should be pumped we have the same b day but i guess is pretty chill happy birthday eheath haha
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
how have i not seen this... holy shit that was insane haha. eheath 21.... as if its reallt gonna change much

hehe
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ECfreeski3
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holy shit youre right
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,079
For you!
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Happy Birthday!
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
happy birthday man, congrats on the big 2-1 !!!
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
no way dude!!!?!! i turn 16 in 305 days!!! holy shit
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
I turn 19 in like 9 months! go canada!
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BdoubleU
Posts: 880 - Karma: 291
I'm 19 and fairly close to canada up here in the NW. I need to road trip soon.

I'll dedicate my alcoholic ways this weekend to heath
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i heard willem asked eheath if he could have a piece of cake, but he had already eaten the whole thing
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eheath
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I didn't know you could get so drunk at a bar in one hour.
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FrenchToastMafia
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hahahahahahah!
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jamodeo
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hah i was 12 now 16 happy bday
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