My roommates are plotting to beat me with tubesocks. I need to buy AK47s from the Albanians to combat this threat. Habib said he will give me 4 guns for $57.99. Please send money to my mom's paypal at prettyflowers57@hotmail.com so I can combat the tubesock terrorists for the good of humanity.
Horrible thread about tubesock terrorists:
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/505898/
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