Texts From last night

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For those of you know haven't heard of it befor its a site, with funny drunk texts
www.textsfromlastnight.com
for those of you know have post your favorite

heres a few good ones

(239): Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.

(419): Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away

(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...Its gonna be a good night

(714): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

Dec 9 2009 6:43PM

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rexalicious.

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hahah tfln is the bestt. and of course mylifeisaverage :P

Dec 9 2009 6:52PM

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Mavrck

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HAHAHAHA the chris brown one is incredible. I think I may start using that in normal conversation

Dec 9 2009 6:56PM

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jason...

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(406): Dude did you check the searchbar before posting this thread?

Dec 9 2009 7:01PM

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Jordan

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(303) - Hey have you heard about this site called "texts from last night"
(453) - Yeah bud, like 4.78 e 2344 times.
(303) - LOL

Dec 9 2009 7:03PM

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SteezeOnStage

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(518): You said you were gonna fuck the cheeseburger, everyone was laughing until you actually started fucking it..

Dec 9 2009 7:03PM

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Frostfired

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haha shows i havn't been on ns for a while.
I tried searching but got nothing, can someone link me up

Dec 9 2009 7:05PM

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D-Ross

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I think on the FML-MLIA-TFLN.(Didn't want to type them out) texts is my favorite. I like how you can read the stories from your area

Dec 9 2009 7:10PM

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thebeesknees

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that chris brown one is so hilarious

Dec 9 2009 7:10PM

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jason...

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When I searched "textsfromlastnight" I found...

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/465937/

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/461944/

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/457317/

Dec 9 2009 7:11PM

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ISkiSwitch

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(719): 3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

haha

Dec 9 2009 7:21PM

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D-Ross

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(602): and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

Dec 9 2009 8:08PM

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thelittlebiggs

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I hate that the font is red.

Dec 9 2009 8:16PM

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have.faith

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you can spend soo much time on FML, MLIA, and TFLN so easily. i laugh way to much at some of the stuff on there..

Dec 9 2009 9:01PM

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Jamestown

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TFLN was funny when it started, now I can't tell what's fake and what's actually a drunk text.

Dec 9 2009 9:03PM

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Luc.

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man ur back now too? thats like 5 OG members in a week. glad to see!

and i havnt burst out laughing as hard as i did when i read the chris brown one lmfao.

Dec 9 2009 9:05PM

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(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

i know they are top rated but they are fucking awesome

Dec 9 2009 9:31PM

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-fungus-

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that site is so legendary, i found one on there a while ago that was something like

so i just woke up wearing nothing but my homer simpson boxers, a top hat, and with more money than i remember going out with last night. about a thousand dollars more.

Dec 9 2009 9:45PM

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ManOnTheMoon

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i actually do not find anything from MLIA funny

Dec 9 2009 9:50PM

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sniper_6

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haha yeah! the 518. Thats my territory!

Dec 9 2009 9:53PM

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Samm.

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completely agree.

Dec 9 2009 10:05PM

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toominator

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thirded. most inane site ever

Dec 9 2009 10:09PM

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Frostfired

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(502): I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

Dec 9 2009 10:12PM

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Frostfired

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Ya man I had the urge today while i was studying for exams, Its been a while, this site has changed

Dec 9 2009 10:14PM

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blavallee4

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best one everrr

Dec 9 2009 10:18PM

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CypressGrove

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www.overheardinny.com

Dec 10 2009 3:47AM

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ThaLorax

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sounds like someting from CSU but 719 is the springs so it's gotta be Colorado College. gotta love CO.

Dec 10 2009 4:36AM

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*Get_ill*

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actually 719 covers most all the moutain parts of CO except for denver and its suberbs obviosly 303 but western state is 719

Dec 10 2009 8:55PM

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ThaLorax

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huh, i thought 970 was most of the mountain parts but then again, i didn't grow up here, i just live here now. definitely would be a western state thing too haha.

Dec 10 2009 10:16PM

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