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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
i think there should be a forum foir funny jokes. you should post some jokes on here too
Dec 9 2009 6:16PM
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i.am.a.skier.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 14
you mean like a jokes cult?  Kinda a good idea, it would die really soon though
Dec 9 2009 6:17PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
why did the chicken cross the road:

searchbar to find out
Dec 9 2009 6:17PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Here's a joke.

Knock knock....

Who's there?

Go fuck yourself.
Dec 9 2009 6:17PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the seach bar was on the other side! Ohhh snap!
Dec 9 2009 6:18PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm fucking retarded....
Dec 9 2009 6:18PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
to get to the other vigina
Dec 9 2009 6:20PM
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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
this thread stands no chance against you laugh you lose. . . or does it?!
Dec 9 2009 6:22PM
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Chilly_Willy
Posts: 76 - Karma: 20
No, it doesn't.
Dec 9 2009 7:20PM
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butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113
With Pleasure...
Dec 9 2009 7:22PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

why did golf screw up tiger woods's marriage?

cause he needed a new way to play with 18 different holes!!

botta bing!

Dec 9 2009 11:26PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive one of them over 300 yards...
Dec 9 2009 11:43PM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
you spelt vagina wrong.
Dec 9 2009 11:45PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
a black kid and a white kid are in kindegarden, who has the bigger dick?
Dec 9 2009 11:49PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Black kids go to kindergarten?
Dec 9 2009 11:50PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
the black kid cuz he's 18
Dec 9 2009 11:52PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
whats the best thing about fucking a dead chick?























you dont have to kill her afterwards.


also thegame
Dec 9 2009 11:56PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
whats the difference between tiger woods and santa?-Santa stoped at 3 ho's
Dec 9 2009 11:57PM
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