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Comebacks

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Waldo-
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 184

when some one says "no one said you could talk"  what is a good comeback

Dec 8 2009 7:57PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
this thread is making me laugh...

the best comebacks are ones that dont really make sense.

when somebody makes a physcial threat at me i like to use
"I'VE FUCKED GUYS HALF YOUR SIZE!!!"

or, just a general good one
"ILL SUCK YOUR DICK CLEAN OFF YOU FUCK!!"

i like
"YOU'RE NOT AS FUCKING CUTE AS I THINK YOU ARE!!"
"ILL FUCK YOU!!, DONT THINK I WONT!!"

threaten to take them out to dinner or something
"DO YOU WANNA GO GET SEAFOOD? CAUSE IM FUCKIN DOWN!!"
Dec 8 2009 8:48PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
MAKING SENSE IS NO WAY TO BE EFFECTIVE, IM GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER
Dec 8 2009 8:48PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
LIES.

NOW THAT I HAVE BEFRIENDED YOU, TERROR SHALL FOLLOW

Dec 8 2009 8:49PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
I HOPE THE SHOWER MAKES YOU NEED TO PEE AND WHEN YOU HAVE TO PEE YOU WILL GET OUT OF THE SHOWER AND YOUR MOTHER WILL WALK IN
Dec 8 2009 8:51PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I PEE IN THE SHOWER
Dec 8 2009 8:53PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
FELLOW NSERS THIS THREAD CANNOT DIE, BECAUSE OF THIS MAN
Dec 8 2009 9:02PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
GO PEE IN THE SHOWER
Dec 8 2009 9:04PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
ALREADY DID
Dec 8 2009 9:07PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
LAST TIME I HEARD THAT I ALMOST FELL OFF MY DINASOUR 
Dec 8 2009 9:11PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7129 - Karma: 51,710
IS THAT YOUR DINOSAUR IN YOUR ICON?
Dec 8 2009 9:11PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL TO THE MOON
Dec 8 2009 9:13PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 8 2009 9:15PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272

WELL UMM UH UH

FUCK YOU

Dec 8 2009 9:17PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
tell them your going to stick a pool ball in their mouth, curb stomp them until they are unconscious, then eat a lot of cheap mexican food, take explosive diarrhea, and then slowly drown in the toilet with said diarrhea
Dec 8 2009 9:19PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TAKE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA
Dec 8 2009 9:20PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
would is implying you have a choice, the cheap mexican food has taken over your bowels by this point
Dec 8 2009 9:23PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
I'M GOING TO FILL A PILLOW CASE UP WITH BARS OF SOAP AND THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH IT
Dec 8 2009 9:25PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
IM GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKIN HEART OUT WITH A SPORK
Dec 8 2009 9:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
BUT THEN I WILL HAVE THE FIRST POST IN THIS PAGE!!!!!!
Dec 8 2009 9:33PM
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206

just kill the kid who said it

Dec 8 2009 9:35PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272

BUT THIS IS MY 500TH POST

/PWNED

Dec 8 2009 9:37PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
did someone call?
Dec 8 2009 9:42PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

just say "YOU SHUT YOU MOUTH WHEN YOUR SPEAKING TO ME!!!!" and yes the caps in nessary, or

shut your cum catcher, or cum dumpster, or call them a thunder cunt, or a twat waffle.

Dec 8 2009 9:51PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
DONT THINK I DIDNT WARN THAT MOTHERFUCKER! SICKEM BOY!
Dec 8 2009 9:52PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

It is common knowledge that when someone lays down the  "no one said you could talk"  on your ass,  you are without a doubt FUCKED.  There is no known witty or clever comeback for it.

It's like the karate kid's "crane kick"  if delivered correctly there's nothing you can do, only accept your killer blow.

Dec 8 2009 10:02PM
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Chilly_Willy
Posts: 76 - Karma: 20
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!
Dec 8 2009 10:17PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
say, " i would use a smart comeback now but if i wanted my cum back i would look in your moms throat"
Dec 8 2009 10:55PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
TERROR IS THE NICKNAME FOR MY PENIS
Dec 9 2009 4:13PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
YOUR NEXT
Dec 9 2009 4:46PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT.
Dec 9 2009 4:51PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
THAT WAS JUST UNCALLED FOR! YOU TAKE DAT BACK!!!!!
Dec 9 2009 4:58PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
I WILL FEED YOU TO A HORDE OF DIRTY PIRATE HOOKERS. AFTER THEY FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH THEIR PEG LEGS, I WILL PEE IN NOT ONLY IN YOUR SHOWER, BUT YOUR BATHTUB AS WELL.
Dec 9 2009 5:17PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
ha!
it left the front page and then came back
but it did leave so i am no longer obligated to yell everything
Dec 9 2009 5:25PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
nothing is worse than a GINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 9 2009 5:34PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
I WILL TELL YOU A FUNNY JOKE AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE
Dec 9 2009 6:10PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
nobody said you couldn't suck my dick and eat my shit
Dec 9 2009 6:14PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
tell them you are going to kick them in the face and make them swallow their teeth then shit them out
Dec 9 2009 6:25PM
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