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ncbabbs
Posts: 94 - Karma: -20
Just read this as a status update on facebook . . . BTW: this kid is always talking about skiing and all the "moves" he can do

"skiing today was a lot of fun! except my entire body hurts from falling. oh well. first times of the season are like that i guess. i cant wait til the freestyle track opens!"

I know this isn't the first thread of its kind but even with all the epic gaper quotes on this site "freestyle track" was completely new to me.
Dec 6 2009 3:19AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I bet he did a cork twirly doop.
Dec 6 2009 3:23AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i cant wait til my local track opens so i can go pull some sick moves
maybe even ride backwards a little bit this year
Dec 6 2009 3:26AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
careful
Dec 6 2009 3:31AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
mind your tips when you unload off the lift
Dec 6 2009 3:36AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Don't you ski at Bluewood? And you're quite the gaper yourself?
Dec 6 2009 3:39AM
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ncbabbs
Posts: 94 - Karma: -20
These gaperisms remind me of the only time I've acutally seen this kid on the mountain (it's a really small hill so you pretty much see all the regulars everday you're up). I saw him clicking in . . . . or trying to click into his twins (he's thinks he's the bee's steeze so he probably told his rich parents to but him some even though he should be on rental skis), and he sticks his toe in the heel piece of one of his skis and tries to click in! He shoved his foot into his backwards ski like three times before he figured it out. Ridiculous.
Dec 6 2009 3:48AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
which ones? my skis have tips in the back too
Dec 6 2009 4:39AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
pwned
Dec 6 2009 4:54AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Who fucking cares? The kid is skiing and enjoying it even if his way of describing it is "gaper" in fashion. All that matters is there is another skier that is enjoying themselves. Fuck off with your elitist attitude for people using "improper" terminology.



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Dec 6 2009 4:57AM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
why front?
Dec 6 2009 4:58AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
This was the pic that was supposed to show up.

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You can click it if you want but my message is pretty well conveyed even without the animation.
Dec 6 2009 5:06AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
totally you were never new to skiing, you popped out the womb pretzeling and stomping sw 10s from day one amirite???
Dec 6 2009 9:34AM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
who cares if hes a gaper, he skis so let him have fun.  and even if he calls a trick a cork spinney thing does he have to know all the names to tricks or to any tricks.  why do you guys care?
Dec 6 2009 9:39AM
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Number_9
Posts: 429 - Karma: 8
Well said.
Dec 6 2009 9:40AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
in my opinion 99% of all gapers are lame as fuck and annoying as hell. So go ahead, shit on them all you want.
Dec 6 2009 9:43AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
over use of that gif. panda...for shame panda...for shame.
Dec 6 2009 10:36AM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
winner

you are quite the gaper youself
Dec 6 2009 11:43AM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
look at your pictures fool
Dec 6 2009 12:06PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Is that so?
I didn't realize that G-Suits, LDC, Jiberish and Saga now fell under gaper apparel...
Dec 6 2009 12:07PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
hey now....I'm a gaper

Dec 6 2009 12:12PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
But you're hot so we let it slide.
Dec 6 2009 12:15PM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
nobody cares what you wear, just sayin
Dec 6 2009 12:42PM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
op, how can you call someone a gaper?

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Dec 6 2009 12:45PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
no, but one could still say poser.
Dec 6 2009 12:45PM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15

agreed.

Dec 6 2009 12:46PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
by the look oh his pics id say yes but because im not that good eather, ill say no. but ya your kinda a gaper
Dec 6 2009 12:46PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Ahahahahah.


Your pictures are the definition of gaper.
Dec 6 2009 12:51PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
yea lets not get out of hand
Dec 6 2009 1:02PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
GO FUCK YOURSELF OP
Dec 6 2009 1:03PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
look at ur pics dude, thats painful
Dec 6 2009 1:11PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Well I guess if buying and wearing whatever outerwear I like and find visually appealing makes me a poser than I'm as poser as they come.
Dec 6 2009 1:13PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
no man i wasnt talking about you
i was talking about the OP
i looked at his pictures and saw it
sorry if it was worded wrong
Dec 6 2009 1:36PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
For this thread it is fucking true.

I am sick and tired of this entitled opinion a lot of NS has of itself to try and deem what is "cool" and what is "gaper". The kid is skiing and enjoying himself. Who FUCKING CARES if he is messing up some of the goddamn lingo?! The kid is obviously having fun and enjoys this aspect of the support and eventually he will probably learn of NS, come here, and learn even more about the sport.

So to the OP. Get your head out of your ass and realize that you too were once the dumbass kid that everyone made fun of. Go buy another Jiberish sweatshirt or two with mommy's credit card you fucking moron.
Dec 6 2009 1:42PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
i concur.
Dec 6 2009 1:51PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
when people take making fun of gapers past a few chuckles, its wrong, they are ppl that just wanna have fun, so let them go
Dec 6 2009 3:32PM
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Newschool_Pope
Posts: 2473 - Karma: 267
haha, looks like a disco grab!?
Dec 6 2009 3:35PM
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.travis.
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Ya, fuck him. teach him your moves.


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Dec 6 2009 4:00PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18

Well said.

And to whoever said they have great clothes (Big_Spence?): clothes don't make you a skier, but bragging about the overpriced clothes you wear makes you a douche bag. 

Dec 6 2009 4:09PM
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mauromj
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10

Are those twin tippers?

Dec 6 2009 4:09PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
So OP... how does it feel to sound like a complete douchebag?
Dec 6 2009 9:45PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,842
the thread creator is a crazy gaper. damn!
Dec 6 2009 9:51PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
this thread reminds me of the 5th grade when tony hawk was huge and everyone had a tony hawk deck and everyone called each other posers because of the shoes and skateboards they had



sup run on sentance
Dec 6 2009 9:53PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
I had a Tony Hawk Birdhouse deck.
I'm now man enough to admit it.
Dec 6 2009 9:54PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I had a Pikachu deck. I was so proud of that.
Dec 6 2009 9:56PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Greg if we would have been in 5th grade together chances are I would have beat you up.
Dec 6 2009 9:57PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
profile views increase radically after this post. i know i looked
Dec 6 2009 9:58PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
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AHAHAHA. I just can't get over the fact that there is no style in this picture.
Dec 6 2009 10:00PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
LOL, I was 5'7" in 5th grade. You sure about that?
Dec 6 2009 10:03PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
wtf?? skis with tips in the back?
Dec 6 2009 10:03PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Nevermind.
But I would have made fun of you at a safe distance.
Dec 6 2009 10:06PM
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