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QUESTION! Is this possible?

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Shredneck
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So like i was wondering if instead of eating i can just breathe?
Dec 5 2009 11:59PM
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ParkLife01
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hahahahaha ...it depends on the humidity i think
Dec 6 2009 12:01AM
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thegoat
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no, but you can photosynthesize
Dec 6 2009 12:08AM
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shragler
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Are you a manitee?

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Dec 6 2009 12:12AM
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dumbo-tron
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silly, there are no nutrients or vitamins or calories in air. don't be such a dummy.
Dec 6 2009 12:12AM
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i.am.a.skier.
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Should be possible,  i hear washington DC is real humid
Dec 6 2009 12:13AM
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Shredneck
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im calling allias right now
Dec 6 2009 12:17AM
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sack
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humpback whales can eat by just sucking in water. maybe you should try their concept
Dec 6 2009 12:17AM
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Username_42069
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you should try living of bullets fed to mouth from the chamber of a hand gun
Dec 6 2009 12:20AM
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no_steeze
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yeah i did it a few years back, lost a few pounds
Dec 6 2009 12:21AM
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RevealingSkirt
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Absolutely! But first, you're gonna need a few items to get the process going.

What you'll need:
A Solar Panel
A Turkey Baster
X Lbs of Miracle Grow
Socks

Step 1: Take Turkey baster bulb off the top, and replace with Solar Panel.
Step 2: Hold Turkey Baster/Solar Panel hybrid Kitchen Tool in Dominant Hand. NOTE: it is important at this time that you are holding the Sock in the Non-Dominant Hand. END NOTE. Now, raise the Hybrid Kitchen Tool above your head and expose your jugular vain to whichever side the Hybrid is on. Now, with the might of Thor, thrust the Hybrid Tool into your exposed jugular. Take the sock and proceed to quell the bleeding by applying pressure. Phase 1 of your plan is complete.
Step 3: Now you must ask yourself: How long do I wish to not eat? When you can answer that question, (In days) it will represent the number Y. Insert the number Y into this equation, and you will receive the number X which is how much Miracle Grow you will need in Grams.
EQUATION:
X = (Y^3)*22 -(Y + log [24]) THEN -> X/Y = Z
Z is the amount (in grams) of Miracle Grow you must take per day intravenously. I suggest using syringes found in back alleys in the part of your city where most altercations occur, but you can get creative!

At this point, the sun rays should be getting converted to glucose via bastersynthesis, which will then enter your jugular, and be processed as food. The Miracle Grow should be providing you with all other nutrients and at this point you should be completely self dependent, providing yourself with 100% satisfaction of breathing instead of eating!

Dec 6 2009 12:21AM
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ParkLife01
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some goddamn shenanigans goin on in this thread
Dec 6 2009 12:21AM
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AdolfShitler
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Dec 6 2009 12:21AM
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BdoubleU
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oh this shit's perfect for your spring bod.

you'll be fine if you come to washington.

considering how humid it isnt here
Dec 6 2009 12:24AM
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dumbo-tron
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why would you insinuate that he should shoot himself in the face? he asked a perfectly legitimate, albeit dumb question, and you've got to come in here, captain badass, all stoked cause you just turned 13, swingin your 2 inch dick around, cooler than the ice in your freezer, general asswipe, and say he should shoot himself. don't be a cunt.
Dec 6 2009 12:27AM
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shragler
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Dec 6 2009 12:27AM
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dumbo-tron
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did you say SHENANIGANS??
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Dec 6 2009 12:31AM
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Username_42069
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okay "captian 50 posts"/ "captain uses the synonym button so he sounds smarter so he can win an argument with completely unsound points". and why are you picking e-fights with 13 year olds, with 2 inch wieners?, you must be a big tough eighth grader!
Dec 6 2009 11:05AM
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OhMyBosh
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they eat the plankton in the water dipshit, they filter out the water.
Dec 6 2009 11:15AM
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dylansiggers
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SHENANIGANS!!! SHENANIGANS!!! SHENANIGANS!!!
Dec 6 2009 11:19AM
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LadySaGa
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yeeeeaaa! manatees are my favorite animal
Dec 6 2009 11:19AM
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sack
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that's what I meant...
stupid question -> stupid answer
Dec 6 2009 1:51PM
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*simba*
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this thread is sooo full of win. I lold
Dec 6 2009 2:08PM
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superpoluha
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ahahhahaa
Dec 6 2009 2:10PM
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Valind
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Dec 6 2009 2:17PM
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AdolfShitler
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soo... many.. shenanigans... its hard to breath.. air too humid..
Dec 6 2009 2:21PM
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dumbo-tron
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at least you're well hydrated!
Dec 6 2009 3:55PM
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dumbo-tron
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ooohh, i may have 50 posts but looks who's been around longer, eh? and i don't try and sound smarter than you, i just am. it would require significant effort on my part to sound dumber than you, which is not something i'm willing to put out. so grow up, or at least be original and stop telling people to kill themselves.
Dec 6 2009 4:21PM
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Username_42069
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seriously bro, go back to your north jersey night club. and dont forget your axe too, fucking Guido. honestly, who do you think you are?, you got no business talking to me, my initial post had nothing to do with you and your five o'clock shadow and jelled hair. so GTFO
Dec 6 2009 10:21PM
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T-Holt
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Dec 6 2009 10:32PM
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canterbury
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lolz
Dec 6 2009 10:36PM
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timmi
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oh the huge manatee!
Dec 6 2009 10:46PM
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