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Fatass on a plane

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Armanzoid
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Notice, he can't even fit in the chair, so he sits on the armrest. People like this don't need to get anywhere near planes, he definitely can't get through the emergency exit, and hes blocking the aisle.

If you ever sat next to a fat person on a plane, post your story.

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Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/travel/2009/12/03/2009-12-03_too_fat_to_fly_photo_showing_overweight_passenger_raises_questions_of_airline_sa.html
Dec 5 2009 7:55PM
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ace_
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lollerpost
Dec 5 2009 7:55PM
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carbon.pulse
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That is ridiculous.
Dec 5 2009 7:56PM
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BootySpunk.
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I love it how the guy next to him is just looking at him like "what the fuck is this man doing on an airplane and why did I have to be the unlucky person to be crushed by his fatass"
Dec 5 2009 7:58PM
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sstricky
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wow. biggest repost ever lol
Dec 5 2009 8:00PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha i picture the stewardess trying to push the cart down the aisle and just bouncing it off his fat over and over
Dec 5 2009 8:01PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
How could you ever let yourself get that fat? I mean, there must come a time, when you're struggling to get out of a chair by yourself, or to walk upstairs, when you think "wow, I really should lose some weight"
Dec 5 2009 8:03PM
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Crack.
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hahaha i pitched that and started laughing so hard
Dec 5 2009 8:04PM
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dylansiggers
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he actually needs to buy two seats......
Dec 5 2009 8:06PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Did you take this picture?

Dec 5 2009 8:08PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
?
Dec 5 2009 8:13PM
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gwhitey
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when i was on the trip to DC i had to sit in the middle of 2 huge fat fucks. it sucked basically
Dec 5 2009 8:14PM
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t-roy
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he posted where he got it from.

i sense a Samuel L Jackson movie coming from this!
Dec 5 2009 8:15PM
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Malcolm
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i can just imagine them drawing straws in back to see who has to push the cart
Dec 5 2009 8:15PM
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DDrem.
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repost
i said it once, ill say it again, "suppose this isnt photoshoped... is the arm-rest up his butt?"
Dec 5 2009 8:16PM
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t-roy
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put him in first class so he fits in a seat, but don't feed him any food.
Dec 5 2009 8:18PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
wow, i have never benn that unfortunate... poor guy i bet he is praying to god that he doesnt have to piss
Dec 5 2009 8:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Oh, skipped that.

Fat people on a plane!
Dec 5 2009 8:31PM
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skiminnesota
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he needs to buy two seats.


I have been on a flight where i was next a VERY large individual, he was on the plane before me, and the arm rest was up when i sat down. he WOULD NOT have fit if the arm rest was put down. and he was so big that i could not set with my shoulders square on the seat. it was the worst 2 hours on a plane EVER. he literally took up all of his seat and another 1/3rd of my seat. it SUCKED.


BUY TWO FUCKING TICKETS!
Dec 5 2009 8:33PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
Sucks. Yea and when the airlines charge fatass people for two tickets they complain and make it seem like it's not their fault and they can't help that they are 100 pounds overweight.
I would be pissed if some fatty took up 1/3 of my seat too. I'd be like so did you buy an extra seat, because taking over mine is going to cost you, I paid for this space, you didn't.
Dec 5 2009 9:11PM
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rach
Posts: 917 - Karma: 507
i was 6 and we bought our tickets too latee so i couldn't sit with my family. sat between 2 fat people. FAT
Dec 5 2009 9:29PM
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LMPJibbin
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i agree two seats is a must for him
Dec 5 2009 9:31PM
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selkirks
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On Southwest fat people have to buy two seats. Or I guess in their literature they call them "people of size."
Dec 5 2009 10:08PM
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charmander
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have you ever noticed humongous people seem real tall all the time?
Dec 5 2009 10:16PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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I always sit next to weird people when I go on planes and am separated from my family. Especially when I go go to Colorado, my mom and bro always get on one plane, and then me and my dad get on a later flight.

One time, I sat to next to some girl with those huge skullcandy headphones, she was cool.
Dec 5 2009 10:20PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
thats so funny


there was some story and a lady couldnt fit in the seat so the ticket people told her the only way she could get on the plane was if she bought two seats to sit in
Dec 5 2009 10:22PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
Ive had it!   With these mothafucken fatasses on this mathafucken plane!!!
Dec 5 2009 10:23PM
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skithesprings
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combine the fact that he's sitting on the arm rest and the fact that a person of his size has humongous ass cheeks equals his abnormal height while sitting
Dec 5 2009 10:26PM
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tydan
Posts: 276 - Karma: 78
Front and centre for the inflight movie. I'll give him that.
Dec 5 2009 10:50PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Haha,
One time my dad had this business trip, and he worked this one software engineer (fatass) and he bought tickets for two seats.
Dec 5 2009 11:03PM
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gmack24
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damn I legit feel bad for him
Dec 5 2009 11:10PM
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vincepru
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i swear i posted in this thread like two nights ago... wtf where did my post go?
Dec 5 2009 11:14PM
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foreverwinter
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I was sitting next to that guy likE a week ago on a tiny ass plane coming from san fran not very fun.
Dec 5 2009 11:14PM
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eheath
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Really? This many replys and no jokes about me? NS is changing.
Dec 5 2009 11:15PM
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Zump.
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i hate little kids that kick your seat from behind you even more than this. at least you can sleep with this guy near you. the little kids are dicks
Dec 5 2009 11:15PM
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Che~
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wow i didnt even notice, but anyhow,
is it you evan?
Dec 5 2009 11:18PM
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ScuffDUFF
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how in the FUCK would you fall asleep next to that guy.   I would ask to be moved or else make a big deal and try and get some free tickets out of it.
Dec 5 2009 11:18PM
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Zump.
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hahaha yeah both situations completely suck, but if i had to pick, i would take this guy over the litle kid any day
Dec 5 2009 11:20PM
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T.L.
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I just wonder how long it took to get that slob inside the plane.  Must have been quite a scene.
Dec 5 2009 11:27PM
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gnarshrelpt
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this is when you need to buy 2 seats or even a whole row to your self
Dec 5 2009 11:31PM
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Armanzoid
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Yeah, where were you flying to Evan?
Dec 5 2009 11:42PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING FATTIES, ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"

-Samuel L Jackson

Dec 5 2009 11:42PM
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benk
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it pisses me off to look at people like that and wonder how they have so little care for their body. It digusts me and would bother me more to have him near me than little annoying kids. at least kids are supposed to have energy and be loud. I dont know how a person can live like that
Dec 5 2009 11:48PM
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LadySaGa
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they eat because they're unhappy, and they're unhappy because they eat
Dec 5 2009 11:54PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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he must have some type of glandular problem. look how tall he is. unless they are flying out of Asia... the man is massive. I guess traveling by container ship takes a bit longer.
Dec 5 2009 11:59PM
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charmander
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you'd have to buy your own plane

/stupid joke
Dec 6 2009 12:01AM
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ski-swagga
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he doesnt seem to be bothering the guy next to him too much at least for his size.
Dec 6 2009 12:06AM
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Armanzoid
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Yeah, it's their fault for getting themselves into that destructive cycle though.
Dec 6 2009 1:26AM
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smooticus
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That guy is not only obese but fucking huge in general. And dont they usually make people that big buy two or more seats.
Dec 6 2009 1:32AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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just like drug addicts, the homeless, and the mentally ill.


oh, and emo kids ... but thats probably their parents fault./
Dec 6 2009 1:34AM
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ROOS.
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fucking right
Dec 6 2009 1:37AM
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