Replying to Tanner Hall ruined my friend's wedding reception

So anyway, it was my friend's wedding the other day, and the DJ for the reception cancelled at the last minute. My friend was getting really stressed, so I said that I would DJ. I have no knowledge of DJing, or any vinyls, so I just hooked up my Macbook to the sound system, and played songs from my iTunes.


Anyway, when it was time for the slow dance, I played Eric Clapton's 'Wonderful Tonight', as requested. It's a long song, so to kill some time, I decided to go on NS for a bit.

I inadvertently scrolled over the Tanner Hall advert. And so, the romance was shattered by Tanner Hall announcing, at full volume, that he was 'getting a little salty'.

In my haste to close the window, I accidentally minimised it, allowing Tanner to complete his repertoire of phrases.

So, the enduring memory of my friend's wedding will be Tanner's salty body being announced to all present.