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Arabian.
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Alvin 2: The Squeakuel.
Dec 3 2009 10:24PM
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GORlLLA
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What's there to hate? I'm so fucking excited I cant wait.
Dec 3 2009 10:25PM
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woogity
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this one time i was skiing and my ski fell off, and i was like dang it, maybe it will stay on next time. the end.
Dec 3 2009 10:25PM
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Valind
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haha looks funny to me. i like it
Dec 3 2009 10:27PM
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prontocuts.com
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i really wanted pizza today but my mom brought home mexican
Dec 3 2009 10:27PM
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woogity
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brought you home what? mexican women? mexican hair product? you didnt finish your sentance, there is not period at the end of it...
Dec 3 2009 10:29PM
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1337
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cool story hansel?
Dec 3 2009 10:30PM
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DDrem.
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today my car ran out of fuel so i went to a gas station
Dec 3 2009 10:30PM
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SDrvpr
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today i was hungry so i made some toast
Dec 3 2009 10:31PM
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Valind
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You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus
Dec 3 2009 10:32PM
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Chickendodo
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is it wrong that I laughed uncontrollably and am going to watch that movie when it comes out? hahahahahaha because I am.
Dec 3 2009 10:32PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
shit, flashback to elementary school
Dec 3 2009 10:33PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner
Dec 3 2009 10:33PM
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balltoohard
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exactly
Dec 3 2009 10:35PM
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jamers
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FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK no
Dec 3 2009 10:36PM
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eljusto.
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I wish I was a chipmunk so I could get any girl I wanted.
Dec 3 2009 10:37PM
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jorb.co
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i cant put into words how much i want to kill those fucking rat bastards.
Dec 3 2009 10:37PM
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Valind
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When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job"
Dec 3 2009 10:39PM
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UNREAL
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NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dec 3 2009 10:41PM
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jorb.co
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i mf lold
Dec 3 2009 10:42PM
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Shreddysaurus
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SHUT THE F**K UP!!!!!
Dec 3 2009 11:02PM
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chad.
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today i read a thread and it was pointless.
Dec 3 2009 11:21PM
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T-Pency
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god no!
Dec 3 2009 11:22PM
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Valind
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Brennan, I thought you were incredibly brave. And I mean that in strictly the most clinical and professional sense possible, with no emotional, intimate, sexual, or any other undertones that you could possibly infer.
Dec 3 2009 11:28PM
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PeeDuBzz
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Jurassic park was on tv today.. the first one.. i made ramen noodles and watched it
Dec 3 2009 11:47PM
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WikiWiki
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I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

Brennan Huff: I'm not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy Huff: Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan Huff: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!
Dec 3 2009 11:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Dec 3 2009 11:49PM
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WikiWiki
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Dr. Robert Doback: You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff: Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Nancy Huff: Brennan.
Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!
Dec 3 2009 11:50PM
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Valind
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Boats and hoes!
Dec 3 2009 11:53PM
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PeeDuBzz
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i want a chipmunk but act like a parrot on a pirate ....
ill be a pirate with a chipmunk instead itll be so badass have it singing to
YO HO YO HO AnD A BOTTLE OF RUM
Dec 3 2009 11:54PM
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Valind
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What are you doing?!?
I'm burying you
I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive
You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Dec 3 2009 11:55PM
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Abc567def
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I wanted a chessestick, but once i got there i didn't want it anymore. DO you think something could have been laced???
Dec 3 2009 11:58PM
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jayo.
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i'm going to answer your question with another question.
how does a shelf salesman keep his shop from looking empty?
Dec 4 2009 12:01AM
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Valind
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Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds
Dec 4 2009 12:02AM
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xxMdahlxx
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pringles ftw
Dec 4 2009 1:36AM
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