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Hi I'm locked out of my house.

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PagesHouse
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Title says it. I locked myself out and tried every way in... no go. so I'm sitting in the laundry room in the back on the washer on Newschoolers for the next hour or so until my roommate returns. Entertain me, my friends.
Dec 3 2009 7:34PM
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LAME.
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no.

Dec 3 2009 7:35PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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Hi,I'm locked out of my house

comma maybe?
Dec 3 2009 7:36PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i just had a 30 minute long conversation with someone on facebook and then at the end i revealed that i had been taking a massive shit the entire time. laptop shits are the bests, especially when people arent expecting them.
Dec 3 2009 7:36PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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hahaha was it a girl?
Dec 3 2009 7:37PM
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PagesHouse
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Hahahahaha Excellent. This is a good start.
Dec 3 2009 7:37PM
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the.hoffman
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So basically instead of being on ns in your home, you're on ns outside of your home. You should not need any extra entertainment hah.
Dec 3 2009 7:37PM
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Calb3rt
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is it just locked on the knob? if so, then you can get in quite easily...
Dec 3 2009 7:38PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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maybe you should sit on the dryer and put in a few quarters
Dec 3 2009 7:38PM
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marsland
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omgz its lorelle.
Dec 3 2009 7:38PM
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LAME.
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just make a shit load of noise so someone calls the cops, im sure they will know how to open the door.
Dec 3 2009 7:39PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
Unfortunately, it's not the knob and I did already try to pick the lock.

And again unfortunately, I don't have any quarters : ( !!!
Dec 3 2009 7:40PM
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Balto
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pick the lock?
Dec 3 2009 7:41PM
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Calb3rt
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find a window that isnt locked and open it and crawl in.
Dec 3 2009 7:42PM
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aquinn
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listen to biggie, kick in the door waiving the 44, or wait for your roomate
Dec 3 2009 7:42PM
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hellomynameisjef
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yes.
Dec 3 2009 7:43PM
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t-roy
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W.W.M.D.?

what would macgyver do?
Dec 3 2009 7:43PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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fuck it bro kick down the door an when your roommate returns just tell him u didnt know what the fuck happened
Dec 3 2009 7:44PM
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PagesHouse
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Believe me.. I've already tried this numerous times.
Dec 3 2009 7:44PM
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1337
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high powered explosives always do the trick!
Dec 3 2009 7:46PM
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vincepru
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dude i love laptop shits. so much better than sitting there starring at the wall.
Dec 3 2009 7:47PM
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[Dawn
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taco salad
Dec 3 2009 7:48PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
I wish I had some laundry to do....

and a chainsaw

and a jacket

Currently, I'm listening to the Bloody Beetroots in a 5ft x 6 ft room. SICK. Jealous? Anyone want to come dance party?
Dec 3 2009 7:49PM
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hellomynameisjef
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browsing on NS while pooping is like double the fun. you get the awesomeness of pooping, minus the boredom.
Dec 3 2009 7:50PM
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chapz
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damn, im always down to dance to bb.
Dec 3 2009 7:50PM
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Blurst
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Personally i like either the porno mag shit, the ski magazine shit or the blumpkin.
Dec 3 2009 7:51PM
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marsland
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nothing better than a blumpkin
Dec 3 2009 7:53PM
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Baskin.
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wait..how would you know?
Dec 3 2009 8:03PM
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jason...
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Time for some Peewee Herman shit to go down, public masturbation FTW!
Dec 3 2009 8:06PM
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PagesHouse
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^Already one step ahead of you.

No, but really... 20 minutes to go!!!!
Dec 3 2009 8:09PM
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twix_182
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is ur roomate cornhole metropolis?
Dec 3 2009 8:11PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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yeahhh

but when he get there act like you are a surviver of of a holocaust. flinch when he moves.
Dec 3 2009 8:13PM
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njwa88
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dude I love doing this too, so sick haha
Dec 3 2009 8:22PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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are you near the corner of n union and loomis?  if so im about to walk my dog i could bring you a beer?
Dec 3 2009 8:25PM
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PagesHouse
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Yeah actually I am. I'm in between greene and isham.... I got in and went for a run and on my way back saw some boy across the street walking their dog.... could it have been you?
Dec 3 2009 8:46PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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possibly i live on n union between hickok and loomis, i was walking my golden retriever.
Dec 3 2009 8:49PM
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Microcosm
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Hit up my dorm?
Dec 3 2009 9:15PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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play kamikaze race very entertaining
Dec 3 2009 9:15PM
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TannerBalls
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.zzzzzzzzzzzzzsdnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnffffffffffffffffffff
Dec 3 2009 9:17PM
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PagesHouse
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Wow so many Burlington people willing to help. Pretty cool. But... do I know you?
Dec 3 2009 9:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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If you didn't get in yet, pretend you're dead when your roommate gets there.
Dec 3 2009 9:48PM
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PagesHouse
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Haha I got in!!! Yess! But thanks to NS for keeping me company in times of need : )
Dec 3 2009 9:49PM
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Microcosm
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Haha I doubt it, I'm a freshman. Maybe we've walked by each other though.
Dec 3 2009 10:04PM
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double_D
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tomatoes
Dec 3 2009 10:13PM
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