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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
There is this kid in my school, and he is REALLY fat. Like, 330 pound fat. So in one of my friends classes, he lifts up his shirt (Oh), lifts up his flab, (My) and licks it! (God)! That is nasta. Supa Nasta. :O
Dec 3 2009 6:09PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
i would say pics or it didnt happen, but ill just believe you on this one
Dec 3 2009 6:10PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
nuh uh
Dec 3 2009 6:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
thank you caveman jesus. thank you
Dec 3 2009 6:12PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
hawt
Dec 3 2009 6:14PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
what are you 12? who gives a shit
Dec 3 2009 6:34PM
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[re]fusal
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
cool
Dec 3 2009 6:43PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
I have seen a guy kinda like you described but taller and not as fat but he did the truffle shuffle.
Dec 3 2009 6:45PM
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Drew.C
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Theres this fat kid in my friends math class that lifts up his stomach every day to slide into his chair. He then lets go and it just lands on the table. he claims its hilarious hahah.
Dec 3 2009 6:45PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
this is the best story in the world and deserves a witty "cool story bro" picture
Dec 3 2009 8:05PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
>coolstorybro.jpg
Dec 3 2009 8:06PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
hm.
Dec 3 2009 9:15PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
ewwwww
Dec 3 2009 9:16PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
HOLYY FCUKING SIHT NO WHEY HE FUCKIGN DID THAT MANG DATS NASTEEEEEEEE
Dec 3 2009 9:17PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
cool story hansel
Dec 3 2009 9:17PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
fat is a contagious disease.
Dec 3 2009 9:18PM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
bet you got a boner
Dec 3 2009 9:20PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296

anybody see that show on TLC "the 650lb Virgin" the other night??

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Dec 3 2009 9:21PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
WHAT THE FUCK.
Dec 3 2009 9:33PM
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MAvallon
Posts: 246 - Karma: 138

gross

Dec 3 2009 9:35PM
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Hood.[scdb]
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
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Dec 3 2009 9:41PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
a friend of mine licked the bald spot on the head of the assistant dean of my college at an academic banquet.
Dec 3 2009 9:49PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
far more funny that the thread starter... i actually lol'd at this one
Dec 3 2009 10:39PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
get out bitchhhhhhhhhhh
Dec 4 2009 3:36PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
hey just like your mama tell ya "you gotta clean all the creases of the blinds"
Dec 4 2009 3:47PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
ahahahahahaha
Dec 4 2009 3:57PM
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