Replying to Have never been caught yet, and the skies will fall in the time I turn to

Is the title of a spam email I received from "dislaru@aim.com", and this is the text from the body:
 
are only repeating that still mysterious paradox of history. Suppose we seem "It is jolly to get some pals," he said. "I've been half dead with the dropped he pulled himself up again as on a horizontal bar, and thrusting hisPresident, but it had every diablerie that can come from the utterly man--Gogol. Here he is," and he pulled forward by a reluctant elbow themind telling you that it is practically certain what the result will be." He

and thats it, no attachments, no signature...
I've gotten other messages like this in the past and have always simply marked them as spam but now I'm curious as to what the fuck they are and why I'm getting them.

And, lets make it interesting by giving away two cheap prizes. The first logical/correct answer and the most creative/funny response by Monday December 7th 11:59 pm will win either an item under $5.00 on ebay (and under $10.00 including shipping) or a small photo print of their choice taken by yours truly.

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