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Laced Chocolates

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Sleet
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NS i need your help!

Here's a rundown of what happened:

So it's a nice sunny Wednesday afternoon, and my mom is taking me out to lunch one last time before I start my journey back to college for school the next day. Before we go to lunch however, she told me that she would have to stop by the bank first. I just said "yeah, thats fine." So she's in the bank and I'm fucking around in her brand new car (2010 Toyota Prius lol); turning knobs, pressing buttons, and opening all sorts of compartments. I eventually get to the glovebox and when I open it, there are some delightful looking chocolates wrapped in tin foil. I was hungry as ballz, so i started to munch on them. After about the seventh or eighth chocolate, my mom climbed back into the car and says:

Mom: You haven't been eating those chocolates have you?
Me: What does it look like?
Mom: Honey!!! those are filled with estrogen.
Me: .....(and i mean a long pause).....god damnit mom. GOD DAMNIT! Seriously?!?

Unfortunately they were in fact filled with estrogen: enough estrogen in each chocolate to be taken once a day.

So I am freaking out right now. Am I going to start getting all emotional in nonemotional situations? Am I about to sprout a pair of fucking titties? We've called the doctor and are awaiting his reply as to what's going to happen to me; But i want to know now cause I'm fucking scared. And please, don't send me links to websites cause i've checked them all and they are all telling me mixed information as to what will happen. Anyone who has had a similar or somewhat similar experience to this one please provide information. Please!!! I'm really freaked out right now and need some positive support from you guys. Thanks NS.
Dec 2 2009 11:44PM
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saucybiscuits
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youll be fine. just very emotional. try and enjoy yourself :)
Dec 2 2009 11:46PM
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pomme-de-terre
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MANTITS OR GTFO 
Dec 2 2009 11:46PM
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hokkanee
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hahaha taking just one of those isn't going to have any effect on you. You're gonna be fine. Just don't have them every day
Dec 2 2009 11:46PM
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charmander
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Dec 2 2009 11:47PM
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soulskier
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dont let your emotions get the best of you, things are going to be just fine
Dec 2 2009 11:47PM
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user098123
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Clearly this freakout is directly linked to your recently consumed Estrogen....

The steroid will break down in a couple of days and you will be fine.
Dec 2 2009 11:49PM
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uni-corn
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And so the emotionalism has begun.
Dec 2 2009 11:49PM
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stompdat
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this.
Dec 2 2009 11:49PM
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Malcolm
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i feel bad for you but at the same time i cant stop laughing
Dec 2 2009 11:50PM
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Nicholas.
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hahaha, sorry dude i dont have any experience with eating estrogen. i had a friend eat a bunch of fiber chocolates ones though and he shit for like 4 hours straight.
Dec 2 2009 11:50PM
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doublexl
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i thought u were gonna say your mom had chocolates with mush in em or acid or something.
Dec 2 2009 11:55PM
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no_steeze
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already happened
Dec 3 2009 12:00AM
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shredables
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you'll probably start doing dudes
Dec 3 2009 12:02AM
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Sleet
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Ah god damnit you guys are right. I did fucking get emotional and i didn't even know it. I'm pretty sure I'm doing it right now too. Oh well thanks for the support all and sorry for the emotional freak out
Dec 3 2009 12:04AM
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Nicholas.
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yeah you should record the effect every 15 minutes for a while so that we might get a look into the mind of an emotional woman. soon you are going to stop thinking logically, also your arms will probably get weaker.
Dec 3 2009 12:04AM
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[Dawn
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inb4

ZOMGZED IT WAS LACED l0lzz!!!!


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Dec 3 2009 12:07AM
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meth_time
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this got me rofling for about 5 minutes.

but in all seriousness.
you will get your period early
Dec 3 2009 12:09AM
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b-ladd
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hilarious dilemma. you're already emotional. I'm laughing.
Dec 3 2009 12:11AM
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ScuffDUFF
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Dec 3 2009 12:15AM
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1337
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hahahahahahhhahahahahaahhahahahahaha, i don't know what else to say. sucks man.
Dec 3 2009 12:17AM
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jasontheredhead
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Please!!! I'm really freaked out right now and need some positive support from you guys.

that says it all... you should prolly get a bra pretty soon to be prepared

Dec 3 2009 12:18AM
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T-Holt
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Same, I was gonna say "dude, 7 chocolates? You're gonna be tripping balls, have fun"
Dec 3 2009 12:18AM
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jarossamdb7
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haha, IM sorry but that is fucking hilarious! You will be okay, every has estrogen, naturally.
Dec 3 2009 12:51AM
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EH_DUBS
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.....hahahahahahahahahahaha.

picturing that scene was fucking hilarious.

you win.
Dec 3 2009 12:55AM
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SteezyOhio
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better change this bitches name to pink
Dec 3 2009 12:57AM
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canterbury
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yup, gotta start looking at training bras soon
Dec 3 2009 12:58AM
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Arabian.
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YOUR FUTURE:

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my threads for later.
Dec 3 2009 1:02AM
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canterbury
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^i just threw up in my mouth
Dec 3 2009 1:05AM
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family_vacation
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i'm sorry about that. Have you had any thoughts about braiding your hair or ponies?
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Dec 3 2009 1:07AM
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ThaLorax
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MODS!!!
Dec 3 2009 1:10AM
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alpineplease
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hahah you are already panic-ing! yous a girl already. hahahahah

Dec 3 2009 1:12AM
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pDails
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hahahaha

funniest most irrelevant post i've seen in a while. wow.

this thread might be one of the best threads on ns in quite some time.
Dec 3 2009 1:12AM
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Malcolm
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hahaha yes
Dec 3 2009 2:13AM
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CypressGrove
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wow. still not as gay as ohmybosh, even with the estrogen
Dec 3 2009 2:42AM
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meth_time
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and once more.
i rofl
Dec 3 2009 2:46AM
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[tightpants]
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Its probably going to make your tits big and your dick little.











For serious though you should be fine
Dec 3 2009 3:52AM
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derbski
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At first I thought this was going to say that you ate your moms pot or mushy chocolates, this was even funnier.
Dec 3 2009 4:47AM
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njwa88
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Dec 3 2009 8:30AM
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sammeb
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yea...you'll be fine, and this will make a great story for the future dont worry man
Dec 3 2009 8:32AM
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njwa88
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is it still ok to say man? she might get offended..
Dec 3 2009 8:45AM
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sammeb
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ahahahahahaha i shouldnt be laughing about this but thts rlly funny +K
Dec 3 2009 8:47AM
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theabortionator
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Acid in chocolates? I doubt it.

Mushies def though. That would be sick. Haven't had a chocolate since like the spring or early summer.

Snagged a mushroom burger a couple months ago, that was pretty legit.


I really don't know where any of this is going.

good luck man. You might have to sit to pee now, but you should be alright in a few months
Dec 3 2009 8:47AM
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OhMyBosh
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DUDE JUST CHILL AND GO WITH THE TRIP ITLL BE OKAY JUST RELAX IT WASNT LACED JUST CHILL AND YOURE JUST EATING CHOCOLATE FOR THE FIRST TIME ITLL BE OKAY DUDE RELAX CHILL.



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Dec 3 2009 10:13AM
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quixotic
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you really like making yourself look like a tool, don't you...
Dec 3 2009 11:06AM
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theabortionator
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he really didn't. Honestly that's pretty much what you have to say to people that ate too much or are headin south. Or the first timer


If I'm alone at a show or fest, I usually walk up to some random nice/fun looking people and see if I can latch onto their vibes. I hung out with a pregnant chick at her friends at roo one year for most of the morning. I was super spun still, and not enjoying myself.


I always have room in my easy up for people to stop through, hang for a while have a beer smoke a bowl. Thats why I like the headie fests/shows. Cool people and good vibes make the experience so much better.


I think I'm bringing one of those kiddie swimming pools to the fests next season.
Dec 3 2009 12:53PM
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H8CH
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So was lunch awkward then?

Genius story......  

Dec 3 2009 1:46PM
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killabees
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mushroom chocolates are better
Dec 3 2009 2:24PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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hahaha thats hilarious u just got owned
Dec 3 2009 3:21PM
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vomit
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Dec 3 2009 3:23PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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your dick will shrink (if its alreayd a chode it will shrink even more) until it is inside out (a hole). your boobies will then start to expand (faster than the flat girl in your class) until they pop.

it happened to my friend patrick. now we call him patricia. true story

Dec 3 2009 3:26PM
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