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I would really like to rant.

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mattridesskis
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today when i was on my way home from work, i was riding my longboard on an interlock sidewalk, and then some asian guy was walking in my way, and so i dodged around him but when i did, my wheel got caught because there was a brick missing in the interlock. So i went flying and fucking smashed my face into the ground. So now my face is all bloody, scraped up and stupid looking.
and then later tonight, my girlfriend tells me that she doesnt want to see me anymore, because she cant commit to a relationship anymore. I tried talking with her but she just wants to be friends now.
and now newschoolers, im in a really awful mood, because i got double whammied today, and i feel like shit now.

/rant
Dec 2 2009 11:07PM
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uni-corn
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Should have been looking where you were riding.
Dec 2 2009 11:09PM
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t-roy
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your face will heal.

the girl seems immature and if a relationship is difficult then it most likely wasn't meant to be. move on.

on a plus side, you have the eye of the jew
Dec 2 2009 11:10PM
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T-Holt
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Post this in Ladies Men, you usually won't get legit responses in NSG
Dec 2 2009 11:11PM
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lahnabonny
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yes, i learned this the hard way -.- haha
Dec 2 2009 11:15PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
all legit answers. yes i wouldve been looking where i was going if not for having to dodge around a man, i did not see the hole in the ground.

and yeah my face will heal, just kinda hurts. and yeah youre right the girl doesn seem kinda immature,

and id post in ladies men, but theyd probably only give me tips on how to get the girl back lol, which i dont really want.
Dec 2 2009 11:17PM
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saucybiscuits
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use vitamin E on your face so it wont scar. and as for the girl, she sounds like a little bitch. forget about her.
Dec 2 2009 11:17PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
I'd bandage your whole face up so you look like a mummy, get yourself a fuckin' sarcophagus, hide in it with your facebandages on, and have yourself delivered to said female's place of living.  When she receives it she will be like "oh, sweet!  a sarcophagus!" and will bring it in to her house and put it right next to her bed.  The next step is to wait until she falls asleep and then pop out and ask her to marry you.
Dec 2 2009 11:18PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 17
hahaha
Dec 2 2009 11:19PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Or since you don't want her back, switch "ask her to marry you." to "stab her in the eye." and you should be set.
Dec 2 2009 11:19PM
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T-Holt
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See this is exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about. It's disgraceful. This is truly the only legit post in this thread. Imagine that, one legit post in your thread.

Thanks chickendodo.
Dec 2 2009 11:20PM
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jeremy.g
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damn asians
Dec 2 2009 11:25PM
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p-fo
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now that your face is fucked up, you can go out and tell chicks you were doing something awesome. like beating jamie pierre and that norwegian (or whatever) guys cliff record. when one door closes another opens
Dec 2 2009 11:25PM
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Chickendodo
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Yes mister almighty, because everything posted should be helpful?  This kid didn't even ask for help?  He's ranting?  Who the fuck are you to dictate whether he wants help or not?  I posted some comedy because if you can't laugh at your own misfortune then fuck you.

So thanks for being a prick, T-Holt.
Dec 2 2009 11:33PM
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T-Holt
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I think you completely misunderstood my post. It was meant to be saying that your post was funny in a satirical way, but I guess I failed at humor.

I thought that when you posted that you were jokingly making fun of my post, so I responded by saying that your post was really legit in an attempt at being funny.

Oops.
Dec 2 2009 11:35PM
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Chickendodo
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Yeah, I read it again and I got confused haha, I forget why I quoted you...

I think my sarcasm meter is broken, thanks though, I saw "disrespectful" and a "thanks" that seemed sarcastic, so I defended my (very small) e-ego.
Dec 2 2009 11:38PM
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Travapple.
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shi man, that sucks. ++++++++vibes
Dec 2 2009 11:40PM
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T-Holt
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Nah, it's understandable. I tried to phrase it in a way that wouldn't seem overly sarcastic, but I understand how that could be messed up.
Dec 2 2009 11:41PM
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Chickendodo
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I like you, be my boyfriend? (no homo)
Dec 2 2009 11:43PM
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charmander
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[img]http://stuffwhitedbagslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/chill-out-photographic-print-c12255139.jpeg[/img
Dec 2 2009 11:46PM
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T-Holt
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Read the rest of the thread, I didn't mean to come off as an asshole.
Dec 3 2009 12:08AM
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charmander
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how did this not work?
Dec 3 2009 12:10AM
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charmander
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oh tits

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Dec 3 2009 12:11AM
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T-Holt
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Did you still not read the thread or read my post?
Dec 3 2009 12:14AM
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M.Tipsey
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i don't kno why but i enjoy the fact that cunt seems to be your insult of choice.
Dec 3 2009 12:31AM
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Thenowhereman42
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"cant commit to a relationship anymore"

means

"I could be fucking multiple people right now"
Dec 3 2009 12:33AM
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MiniMeDanny
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smoke a bowl
Dec 3 2009 4:16AM
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feihlination
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i guess you cant make a dumb post when your name is chickendodo
Dec 3 2009 7:24AM
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Chickendodo
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Also when my icon says "Hurr I'm a Durr", but he clarified, he was being nice.  My post was actually intelligent if you read it.  My plan was flawless.
Dec 3 2009 8:21AM
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