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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
just found this while i was doing my project. anyone find good ones?


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Dec 2 2009 7:32PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
sorry, my microvision isnt working today
Dec 2 2009 7:36PM
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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
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this should work
Dec 2 2009 7:39PM
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cjdubya17
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
all i could read was "why do girls like guys who wear shirts with......"

Dec 2 2009 7:39PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Maybe with this:

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Dec 2 2009 7:40PM
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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
fuck it
Dec 2 2009 7:41PM
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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
yeah it said "why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons"
Dec 2 2009 7:42PM
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gnar_bars
Posts: 107 - Karma: 10
a while ago if you typed in i am_____ it would come up with terrified of chinese as pretty high up on the list
Dec 2 2009 7:42PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Even if all of this worked for you in the OP it still would not be funny.
Dec 2 2009 7:43PM
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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/310317/
Dec 2 2009 7:47PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
if you type in "why" it autocompletes to "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

and it used to be something like "why wolnt my parakeet eat my diareah"
Dec 2 2009 7:49PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Ya still not funny.
Dec 2 2009 7:52PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/310326/
Dec 2 2009 7:53PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 303
what are these st....
Dec 2 2009 7:54PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
yeah thats the one i was gonna say, hilarious
Dec 2 2009 8:02PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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type in "How to find chuck norris" on google and hit "im feelin lucky"
Dec 2 2009 8:03PM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495

www.mysterygoogle.com

Dec 2 2009 8:05PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
why are = why are all the black kids sitting together at the cafeteria
Dec 2 2009 8:44PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
thats so wierd
Dec 2 2009 8:46PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
try "how come"
Dec 2 2009 8:53PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
still does except it says i am extremely scared of chinese people
Dec 2 2009 8:55PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
Hhaa I found why do men have nipples, why do dogs eat poop, and why do Chinese girls taste different hahahahaha last ones the best!
Dec 2 2009 8:57PM
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AdSkiAm
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
"what are....."
Dec 2 2009 8:57PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
not that funny, its a book
Dec 2 2009 8:59PM
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TYW
Posts: 125 - Karma: 3,096
Search 'why does"

comes up ,with why does my vag smell
Dec 2 2009 9:01PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
thats effing epic!
Dec 2 2009 9:16PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
haha yeah i found that one too
Dec 2 2009 9:18PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
fuck really. you just ruined that for me
Dec 2 2009 9:21PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88

'how come'

'how come i cant get wet?'

Dec 2 2009 9:23PM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
to OP, if you clicked on the "why do girls like guys who wear shirt with eight buttons"

its a joke.... because they fascinate (fasten-eight)

yeah its not too funny.
Dec 2 2009 9:25PM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 303
my apologies
Dec 3 2009 9:02AM
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