John James Moore also known on the streets as "JMO THE SNAKE" has been
a profound character in modern times. A twenty-first century Holden
Caulfield of sorts, JMO represents the youth and innocence found in
young men. More importantly, no rail is too gnarly, not slam piece is
too hot, and no blunt is too big for JMO to slay. You can show your
support for showing interest, ie, placing a pre-order, or simply
voicing your opinion on whether or not you would purchase one these
shirts. 1)I gaurantee this shirt will get you laid. It's Newton's
fourth law that once a slampiece lays eyes on JMO's face, even if it's
in screen print, she will get wet and want to fuck you. You walk onto
any college campus and a bitch will be siting on your dick in no time.
2) This shirt will increase your shred capabilities by 24%.
Sparknotes: these shirts are motherfucking badass. They harness he key
to unlocking stylishes maneuvers on hill and bitches of all sorts will
be sucking your dick on the regs if this shirt graces your chest. We're
only making a limited run of these shirts, so first come first serve.
;){kind=link}