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Dirty Stache December Contest

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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
I decided to see if anybody is interested in partaking in a Dirty Stache December Contest, similar to the No Shave November contest created.

If anybody does not know about Dirty stache december it is you can shave everything but the stache, for the entire month.  You can also start out with your stache that is continued from the last month (no shave).

Objective
To keep the dirtiest stache for the entire month.

Rules
1. You have to grow the dirtiest stache.

2. Winners will be voted on starting the new years day.  I will give 3 days for voting (Jan. 3rd at midnight it ends)

3. Can't shave the stache.

4. Posting pictures at the start of the month is not required but is encouraged.
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Prizes
Custom Sticker pack of mine, and Dakine belt.

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PM me if you would like to contribute anything to prizes, those will also go to the winner.

Dec 2 2009 2:57AM
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Will-I-Am
Posts: 215 - Karma: 21
Is this you?


.....gross.
Dec 2 2009 3:00AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
NO!
Dec 2 2009 3:07AM
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Shaky_Jake
Posts: 252 - Karma: 14
haha, no love for the dirt stache.
Dec 4 2009 11:10PM
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206
dirty stashe
Dec 4 2009 11:14PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
i would love to participate, but i that will mean i cant get my hands on this girl's clam. i cant allow myself to cock block myself; dilemma of the year.
Dec 4 2009 11:17PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
yee the festive special, christmas with the stache is the best
Dec 4 2009 11:18PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
hmmmmm
dont get laid for an entire month/ make people think im a creep so i can get like 8 stickers and a belt?


orrrrr
pussy and a social life.



thats a tough one.
Dec 4 2009 11:37PM
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Shaky_Jake
Posts: 252 - Karma: 14
i'll throw in an "in-n-out" sticker to whomever wins
Dec 10 2009 1:09PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

my boyfriend is rockin the his stache from no shave november i'll share the love. Luckily he has a girlfriend cuase i don't think he''d be very popular at the bars like this but its fucking rad.

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Dec 10 2009 1:14PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
first of all its decembierd. second of all...there is no second of all
Dec 10 2009 1:51PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
hahahaa yess
Dec 10 2009 1:53PM
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SHampson
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Update: All my friends have bailed on me.  But a few others are still in.  This dude went in on Dirty Stache December with me.  On the day before he bailed he shaved just the middle...but now it's all gone.  Here is a pic of the day before he went out.
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Dec 10 2009 6:37PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
haha that's awful! I gotta say, Ironic mustaches are awesome.
Dec 10 2009 6:46PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i still have my beard growing out for no shave november. ill keep the stash at the end of december, well see how it goes.
Dec 10 2009 6:49PM
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HenniferLopez
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meh. I'd still probably go for him with the stache.
Dec 10 2009 6:51PM
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QC_mat
Posts: 206 - Karma: 9
Isnt it supposed to be in March... As in Mustache March?
Dec 10 2009 6:55PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
Dude that's when you are supposed to grow a nice mustache.  Dirty stache december is all about growing it dirty.
Dec 10 2009 6:57PM
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QC_mat
Posts: 206 - Karma: 9
There aint no nice Mustache... A mustache is naturally dirt haha
Dec 10 2009 7:00PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
forcin it... yup
Dec 10 2009 7:02PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i'm starting a month of not shaving today
grooming standard is off
Dec 10 2009 7:08PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
dirtlip december?!
Dec 10 2009 7:09PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
I beg to differ.  A mustache is what makes a man a true man.  It's what says "Yeah i poop with the door open, what of it?"  For example:

Our own President Theodore Roosevelt:
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Our Athletes:
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Or even Peter Griffin:
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Dec 10 2009 7:15PM
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QC_mat
Posts: 206 - Karma: 9
Oh yeah that Family Guy episode's damn good haha...
Well Chris there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly my mustache tells people theres a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open and that I listen to the little Riverband with giant headphones... UUhh thats the ugliest thing the old man has grown since that Horseleg.
hahahaha
Dec 10 2009 7:35PM
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dr_phil
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 95
It's not "dirty stache december", it's Decembeard.

For staches there's Movember and Mustach March
Dec 10 2009 7:39PM
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notime_for_jokes
Posts: 554 - Karma: 11
its called no shave november, or movember
Dec 10 2009 8:13PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

back off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hes mine bitch!?!?! meow hisssss

haha, hes a cutie

Dec 11 2009 5:49PM
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