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I just found something horrible in out barn...........

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SkeechyD
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So we have been living at this house for 16 years

and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.

both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.

I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.

at the moment im horrified.

idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too


i just had the urge to tell someone
Dec 2 2009 12:50AM
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beardstatus
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^ lol
btw u stole my icon
Dec 4 2009 10:35AM
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SkeechyD
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with a 100 foot pole
Dec 4 2009 11:38AM
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MangoSteeze
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That is one veiny dildo.


It most certainly raises the question: Do women prefer veiny dicks?
Dec 4 2009 11:45AM
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D_War
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i bet its carved out of wood

Dec 4 2009 11:47AM
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lilwhiz165
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Dec 4 2009 11:59AM
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LadySaGa
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i lawleddddd
Dec 4 2009 12:23PM
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MatRich
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hahaha eww it looks all dirty at the tip, tell your mom to wash it
Dec 4 2009 12:24PM
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Malcolm
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hahahaha
Dec 4 2009 12:27PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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and our shit too - literally?
btw its your moms
Dec 4 2009 12:37PM
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EastCoast315
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hahahahahahahah epic fucking win
Dec 4 2009 5:58PM
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Relish_man
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its gonna be hard to sleep tonight. i would not like to be you right now.
Dec 4 2009 6:02PM
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Benhamine
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I dont understand. Why would anyone want to tell anyone never mind all of the immature 14 year olds on this site about finding your mothers dildo. Seriously. I guess we all just have different levels of respect for our families. But anyway good luck with forgetting about finding your mothers magic stick.
Dec 4 2009 6:06PM
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3mania
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I think i know what Mom's getting for Christmas. Make sure you get vid of her opening that package.
Dec 4 2009 6:07PM
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artfullydodged
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dude your mom goes hard. damn.
Dec 4 2009 6:15PM
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triebby
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Dec 4 2009 6:42PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Ride the pine!
Dec 4 2009 8:29PM
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Delaney
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bet its yours
Dec 4 2009 10:52PM
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joly.sp
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HAHAHHA
Dec 4 2009 11:07PM
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ummmmm53
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I hope it hasn't been said yet, but take that thing on antique roadshow and see what you can get for it!
Dec 4 2009 11:38PM
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nipples-the-cat
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wow, i feel like a douche, sorry man, i'll try to find somehting to change it to
Dec 5 2009 12:29AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
a veiny triumphant bastard to say the least
Dec 5 2009 9:52AM
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yuck
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that thing is fucking disgusting
Dec 5 2009 6:59PM
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theIRONniggler
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pun intended?
Dec 5 2009 7:05PM
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TheDude
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i gave it to your mom for her b day...she doesnt use it??? :(
Dec 5 2009 7:07PM
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nipples-the-cat
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bump
Dec 6 2009 5:57PM
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SkeechyD
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nice new icon
Dec 6 2009 6:30PM
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poh_money
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hahahahahaha
Dec 6 2009 6:38PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahaha thoes grannies would pay big bucks for that original carved masterpeice
Dec 6 2009 6:41PM
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sammiedee
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looks to be made of treebark, pine perhaps. This is an interesting specimin that was a common choice for lonely women during the 1930s. Considering the warn condition, this particular unit could sell between $50 - $175 if professionally refurbished.
Dec 6 2009 7:06PM
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Spillway_East
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ding dong ditch idea is great
Dec 6 2009 7:09PM
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nipples-the-cat
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you should get it carbon dated i am guessing a few million years old and made of a mammoth tusk by some lonely warrior granny dyke... i think you could become a millionare if you sold it to a museum..maby it could be set next to the monalisa display..

Dec 6 2009 7:18PM
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theblackrod
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i just choked on water laughing at that comment
Dec 6 2009 8:07PM
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Gnarshred
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Why does your username have to be so similar to my username?
Dec 6 2009 8:08PM
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Black-Bandanna
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This is so wrong for so many reasons...
Dec 6 2009 8:09PM
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T-Nutcracker
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hahaha epic thread
Dec 6 2009 8:12PM
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gustafari
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this is an lol worthy moment ^
Dec 6 2009 9:29PM
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Dbit
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Very few things on ns have ever made me spew what I was eating all over my keyboard. That big veiny bastard did the trick
Dec 6 2009 9:44PM
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SkeechyD
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hope it wasnt soup
Dec 6 2009 10:56PM
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theIRONniggler
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What the shit!!!
Dec 6 2009 11:13PM
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andersteeze
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Id just be stoked i didnt see her using it
Dec 6 2009 11:28PM
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aznsteeze
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i want to be part of NS history. That is super disturbing.
Dec 6 2009 11:43PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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^^^ I want to be part of this as well, everytime somebody quotes that picture i totally lollerblade.
Dec 7 2009 12:05AM
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erikK
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holy shit thats hilarious
Dec 7 2009 12:11AM
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DaveM
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threads
Dec 7 2009 12:15AM
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soulskier
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if i found something like that, no way would i share it with NS

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Dec 7 2009 12:16AM
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Testicles
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I just thought you might like to see it again as you scrolled down the 5th page
Dec 7 2009 12:29AM
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SUPREMExDIPSET
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i lold
Dec 7 2009 1:34AM
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theIRONniggler
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everytime i se that i take a trip on the gondaLOL
Dec 7 2009 8:15PM
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Beepboop123
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dude why the fuck would you post ur mom's dildo on here you.
Dec 7 2009 8:32PM
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Beepboop123
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..sick fuck!
Dec 7 2009 8:32PM
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