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Is your girlfriend really such an attention whore that she needs over a million people to think about her to want to marry this dude, or is she just really insecure? There are a million other ones plastered on my screen whenever I log on to play farmville, ones like if over 9000 people join I will quit smoking. I guess these just piss me off because they are so stupid.