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SINTERKLAAAAAAAS and ZWARTE PIETEN are way more fuckin dope.
Santa claus = pussy old man with deer
SINTERKLAAS has got tons of ZWARTE PIETENS (black peters) to do his tricky bidding for him. Also he comes on a boat, has a white horse, and doesn't have a ugly wife.
You act bad for christmas, you don't get put on a list. You get beat with a switch
Or yo baby stolen
Moral of the story is watch the fuck out santa, Zwarte pietens are gonna get you