Replying to IM in love with a skier

"I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)"
(feat. Mike Jones)

[Intro]

Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u sick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the run u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my crew gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got that afterbang hot damn!

[Verse 1]

Got the steeze of a goddess
Got guys butterin all around
I see you girl
Droppin Low
She Comin Down from the ceiling
To tha floo
Yea She Know what she doin
Yea yea yea
She doin that right thang
Yea yea yea yea ea
I Need to get her over to my hill and do that flatspin 5 thang
Cause I'm N Luv wit a skier

[Chorus x2]

She poppin she rollin she rollin
She sliddin that rail and
I'm N Luv with a stripper
She trippin she slayin she slayin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm sayin
I'm N Luv with a skier

[Verse 2 (T-Pain)]
Out of all the girls she be the hottest
Like n the way skis around I see u girl
Spinnin wide
And She lookin at me
Right in my eyes
Yea She got my attention
Yea yea yea
Did I forget to mention
I Need to get her over to my hill and do that flatspin 5 thang
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Skier

[Verse 3 (Mike Jones)]
She's every man's dream
She's God's gift to Earth
Women they love 'em too
That's what you call a women's worth
See I love all the skiers
Because they show me love
They know I never pay as free whenever I hit those runs
But I can't even lie
The girls are here so fly
She slidin' up and down that rail got me mesmerized
Mike Jones don't ever trick
But god damn she trick
I can't lie, I must admit
I'm in love with a skier

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 4]

She can pop it she can lock it
{imsert name here} I'm bout to see this sexy girl
In My bed
She knows just what she is doin
To my head
Yea She turnin tricks on me
Yea Yea Yea
She dont even know me
Yea yea yea ea
I'd have got her over to my hill to do that flatspin 5 thing
Cause I'm N Luv Wit a Skier

[Chorus x4]



this is probably nowhere near as funny as I think it is right now...