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I courtesy flush every time i poop

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AElot
Posts: 462 - Karma: 9
Am i the only one? its not that i do it to be courteous to my fellow bathroom-goers its simply becasue all of my poop and toilet paper combined just wouldn't flush!!!! If anybody is in the same boat as i am please let me know. i feel an outcast in my dorm hall bathroom as i flush on average 3 - 4 times per feces.
Nov 30 2009 8:18PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
I only do one flush. Urinal in the house would be so sweet.
Dec 1 2009 12:00AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
A) That's really impressive. B) I know exactly what you're talking about with the nest.
Dec 1 2009 12:02AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
That toilet sucks. My toilet wouldve murdered that turd.


I have strong toilets so i only flush once. But i still clog toilets quite a bit. I am a master with a plunger.
Dec 1 2009 12:12AM
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gretzels
Posts: 170 - Karma: 339
what is poop?
Dec 1 2009 12:15AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
they glitter.
Dec 1 2009 12:15AM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
yeah girls dont poop. I flush on #2 everyday but Wednesday
Dec 1 2009 12:19AM
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poopandflush
Posts: 251 - Karma: 15
my username = my life code
Dec 1 2009 12:41AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
my toilet could flush a city bus

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Dec 1 2009 1:36AM
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TastyCorn
Posts: 82 - Karma: 17
What is this said secret?
Dec 1 2009 1:39AM
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GGGtriplegGGG
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
OmFG!! i lold
Dec 1 2009 8:50AM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
yeah ive picked up that trick too haha
Dec 1 2009 9:12AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296

a pre poop toilet paper nest also works as a splash guard for heavy loads.

Dec 1 2009 9:17AM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
Chuck norris once pissed and clogged the toilet.
Dec 2 2009 2:46AM
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Dick_Buttkiss
Posts: 302 - Karma: 16
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Dec 2 2009 7:08AM
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Delaney
Posts: 621 - Karma: 206
1 flush for sure
Dec 2 2009 7:41AM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
anybody else get their pre Thanksgiving poopz in?
Nov 25 2010 2:21PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
every day i wish i had a urinal
Nov 25 2010 2:23PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
this is true
Nov 25 2010 2:32PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
REPOST
Nov 25 2010 2:40PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I know the situation of the poop not flushing, I just couldent get this thing to go down, even after 5 flushes. So being logical i did the only thing one could do; took a shovel from outside and just kept trying to break it into two. finally i was victorious... and had put a hole in the dry wall with the long end of the shovel.

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also, 2-3 flush average
Nov 25 2010 2:56PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
depends on the poop
Nov 25 2010 3:07PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
I used to flush only after I stand up, but recently my cakes just won't go down like that, so now I flush every slice. But still it can't prevent clogging completely, I just clogged the big shitter in our house this morning before going to work. I gotta get one of those that has a spinng blade down there to chop shit up.
Jul 13 2011 10:13AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
So you use 3-4X as much water so people don't hear you pooping?  Don't you think that's a little vain and irresponsible in terms of insecurity and consumption?  I mean who cares???  It's poop!  I like to pretend I'm Chris Berman when I poop- I'm all like "WHOOP!"  or "BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK, AND IT'S OUUUUUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!" in public bathrooms.  Especially if I'm shitting loudly.  Sometimes I will laugh if it makes a funny noise.  I guess I just have no shame.  You should try it, it's fun not to give a fuck.   
Jul 13 2011 11:29AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
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You need this champ right here. It's the American Standard Champion 4. I'll leave you with a video.

Jul 13 2011 12:38PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
we were gonna put a urinal in the basement when my dad and i were finishing it, but my mothers iron fist denied it.
Jul 13 2011 12:45PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Pics or didn't happend. While there is a thread on poo, i have had a question for awhile, is that fecal placemenylt unit true, the cortex?
Jul 13 2011 1:25PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
i love you. i have no idea how many people ive tried to convince that they dont poop. plus, that post was on my birthday
Jul 13 2011 2:59PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
if the turd is worthy then it shouldnt be flushed.
Jul 13 2011 3:24PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
At work yesterday this kid took a shit in our bathroom and left it just chillin there then threw his shitrag into the trashcan but missed. What a little shit.
Jul 13 2011 3:29PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
this is a true story (first girl in thread)
Jul 13 2011 3:54PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i remember doing this at my grandmas house when i was little
Jul 13 2011 10:21PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
You really only need to flush a maximum of twice, unless you haven't gone it a week. THEN you flush 4-6 times
Jul 13 2011 10:36PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
I dont poop everyday. True fact.
Jul 13 2011 10:52PM
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kooleobenez
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
Naw, courtesy flushing is only okay if no ones waiting for your toilet. If you flush and someone is waiting, you just psyche them out. They get all excited cuz they get to shit and then you don't come out of the toilet. It's just mean
Jul 13 2011 11:58PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Poop smells really bad
The stench fills up the bathroom
I courtesy flush
Jul 14 2011 1:10AM
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HermioneGranger
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Jul 14 2011 1:52AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
I flush once, but I shit like 3 times a day so it evens out. You should never need to flush more than twice
Jul 14 2011 4:14AM
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